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Serpico (1973)
Way overrated
This was way overrated. I've read and know all about the Serpico story. I also did 30 years in Law Enforcement. I saw this movie pop up and I couldn't believe I've never watched it. I think it was just my Angel taking care of me all these years. This was horrible. Slow tedious. Like the director just kept throwing boring scenes in just to make a movie. It was just bad. The acting was awful. The first girlfriend wasn't too bad. The second girl friend was a horrible actress. Serpico was a hero. This movie made him look like Joe Biden sucking on a child's ear. I've seen better documentaries on the corruption in the NYPD. Just a worthless corrupt dept. I mean hlguys they call honest, only stole a little bit lol. Unbelievable.
Run! Bitch Run! (2009)
Not Bad at All
Now Guzman and Hayes know how to make a movie. This was not bad at all
Can't believe I have never seen it before. It's hard to find movies like this anymore. Now this movies was about a five, but I gave it a seven because Cheryl Lyone's teeties were amazing. She's not the prettiest girl in town, but her teeties are second to Noone. Especially attached to that sweet body. Her little Catholic Cult friend in the movie also had a decent set of mammaries. Plus the others in the show were nice. I just noticed Guzman did a Nun movie too. I'm definitely gonna check that out. I love revenge movies and this could've been better revenge scenes but it was cool.
Black Summer (2019)
GARBAGE
LMAO Just complete garbage. I love the idiots saying this is better than The walking dead. You just know they voted for Biden. This is absolutely horrible. There isn't an intelligent person in this entire garbage story. It's like the only people left on earth are democrats. Its just cringe. Any rating over a three is a complete lie and of course it's all the producers friends and BOTS. This reminded me of the commercial where the kids in the horror movie hide behind the chainsaws instead of leaving in the running car. There was nobody likable in this wretched movie. Why can't we rate these abhorances a zero rating?? Whyyyyyy???
Selling Tampa (2021)
Holy Lord it's Bad gurl
Lawd have mercy on the souls that brought us here. Of all the real estate shows, this one is just plain awful. I mean if you were suicidal, this would totally make you put the gun in your mouth and spin the cylinder. There would be bitemarks on the barrel of the revolver. I don't think they sold more then 2 houses. I know one for sure and I thought there was another one, but the shows just so boring. They should've called it, Chubby Black Girls pretending to sell Million dollar homes. They even had one football player pretending like he was rich. The guy only played a few years most of the time hurt. He doesn't have the money to buy a 10 million dollar house. It was just so fake and scripted I wanted to barf.
Buying Beverly Hills (2022)
Awful
This was so bad. Just awful. No comparison to the other shows in its genre. The editing was horrible. Maurweedcio only knows the word extraordinary. All these realtors couldn't get a job at McDonald's as fry cooks. I would never let any of these unprofessional clowns sell or buy my homes. I thought they were unprofessional on that Sunset show. These kids on this show are ridiculous. Where are the adults. The oldest guy they have is an Andy Cohen Knockoff. Acts just like him but somehow he isn't gay. Lmao hilarious. Who knew Maurweedcio and his daughter Farquah are the greatest realtors in the world. Lmao seriously they will tell you.
The Last Defense (2018)
Routier
Well the prosecutions evidence was completely credible. Now the defenses rebuttals were quite, well let's just say bad to nonsense. Nothing irks me more than a botched police investigation and Crooked prosecution as in the West Memphis Three tradegy. The stabbing by the prosecution witness was way more reasonable then the defenses garbage reenactment. Oh the whole sock issue the defense acts incredulous lol. 75 yards is not far at all. I can throw a football 75 yards. It would take less than a minute and half at a slow jog to go 75 yards and back. You have that idiot Cruz woman saying the prosecution is trying to put a square peg in a round hole. I think its the other way around sweety. That is not far at all. Reference the knife that cut the screen. The defense only answers is cross contamination must have occurred. Which they didn't even attempt to prove. Then that idiot Davis Psychologist says he's never seen anyone hurt themselves that bad faking a crime. That is total nonsense. Complete nonsense. The wound on the arm should've been more on the outside of the forearm. It was where it was, cause she could stab herself easier. Also her wound on the neck was superficial compared to her kids. Problem is she almost screwed up. This mysterious stranger mustve been a genius. Lol Then these idiots want to rag on the Nurses for telling the truth of what they witnessed. The only thing Routier has going for her is the fact that it's hard to believe a Mother would do that to her Children. But her appellate attorney and experts are bought off goofs.
Bullet Train (2022)
Horrible
God what a horrible disjointed movie. Just awful. I even tried to watch it twice. Just so bad cliche nonsense. Not funny in the least. Then come here and see all the fake 10's just ridiculous. Dolts!
Elvis (2022)
This is Horrible
I can't believe these reviews. This was horrible. This was tedious and boring. This dude was the worst elvis impersonator in the history of Elvis impersonators. I could not get I past Elvis. Hanks looked like Roseanne tv husband. But in a sin city kinda way. God this was horrible. I just got an acting gig. The director told me to watch this cause it's great. What do I tell him now. I'm gonna have to Lie.
Shark Bait (2022)
Garbage
Hotter chicks please. Just complete garbage. Saw this before. Writers are dead in Hollyweird. Just old boring same ole same ole boring shark flick. You really want the shark to eat them all.
Miss Meadows (2014)
Bummer
This could've been so good. The premise was the only reason I watched it. Well also that it had, Katie I faked like I had a husband Holmes. Started off with so much potential. Then the writing just went to crap. Needed more vigilante scenes and much less of nothing.
Below Deck Sailing Yacht (2020)
Blah
This version has the Best Captain of the franchise. The cast isn't very pretty or handsome. Sadly it's kind of hard to watch. They also have on Gnarly guests. Seriously who wants to pay that much and go on a sail boat. Anytime the sails go up its horrible.
Powder Blue (2009)
Boring nonsense
This was just boring nonsense. You can drive to the ghetto and they will kill you for 10 dollars. Hell in Chicago, black people love to kill black people. Jessica Biel was anything but sexy in this fully clothed lap dance nonsense. This movie had no redeeming value.
The Stay (2021)
Gravitas lol
My wife and I always laugh when we see Gravitas films. You just know it's gonna be bad and boring. We see who will tap out first. I lost tonight. I tapped out about 30 mins in. She did about 40. So bad.
Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? (2022)
SMFH
God this is Bad. This is so bad, I could see sober drug addicts using again because of it. If you're suicidal, do not watch this crap. Smfh. Someone tell her that he bf is a rump ranger.
Mira por mí (2021)
Omg what a joke
Oh my God what a Joke. Hollyweird is forever stupid. Oh yea. Confirmed victim online of a Home Invasion and they only send one Cop. Rigghhhhhhtttttt. Riggggghhtt. Cop shows up and knocks on door of a Home Invasion. Righhhhht. Righhhtttt. Morons.
American Hero (2015)
Idk man
IDK Man I thought fake Eddie Murphy was funny as hell in this. Especially in the beginning. I was cracking up, but I was stoned. This movie had so much potential. But they just squandered what could have been excellent. They let it stew in the Melvin is addict. Crimefighting would've made him likable. I was hoping you'd kill him off.
Ozark: A Hard Way to Go (2022)
Sucked
The ending was horrible. Completely sucked. Ruth's the only one who should have lived to enjoy her pool. Idiot writers. All the last 5 shows ducked. What a disgrace to a brilliant show.
Cashback (2006)
Horrible
This was just bad. Well let's say it was really boring and ridiculous. It was a one rating movie but I gave it a 4, due to the incredible casting of the hot nude women in this movie. That was the only thing decent in this borefest.
The Protégé (2021)
Horrible
Wow that was horrible. Who wrote this mess? Steven Seagal? It's definitely a one, but I gave it a two, because Maggie Q is still a sweet dime piece. Samuel Jackson was horrible as usual and Keaton was just way too old for the part. That was about as believable as Biden winning the election.
Candy (2017)
Wow
This is movie is one of the worst I ever saw. Just a bunch of ho's breaking the law. I would've gave this mess a 3 if they would've got these woman naked. Horribly Wow.
9 Bullets (2022)
Woah
Woah that was bad. I mean just bad. Like what is Hollywood thinking nowadays. I have no mother ef n clue. Some parts although I don't think it was intending to be funny, but some parts were funny.
Bad Candy (2020)
Garbage
Man that was garbage. That was so bad and just completely stupid. Who made this? A10 year old in special education. Only good part was the hot nurse. Pure garbage.
The Woman (2011)
Sick
Ketchum and Lucky are sick, crazy b stards. This movie was damn good. I wanna get stoned and watch it again. Angela Bettis is always excellent. All the actors in this did a great job. Just solid and funny.
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
Omg
God the last one was horrible. I can't believe they could make that atrocity worse. But omg. Lord have mercy on the souls that brought us here. They did it. They made it worse.
Faraway Eyes (2020)
Lmao
Man o man alive. That was horrible. I had to tap out with 34 minutes remaining. It was just nauseating. I'm a finisher. I could not finish this stupid film. The story was horrible and boring. At least get C. Ricci nude and I would've gave it a two.