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The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Did Randall Emmett Produce this?
God this was disgusting, horrible, incandescent pile of cinematic dung. I just turned my Son onto the Matrix. We Binged cause his older sisters were coming and they wanted to watch this. What a mind blowing let down. Who wrote this ? Joe Biden. What a disgrace.
If you're gonna watch it. I suggest you get stoned. And just laugh at it. It's funny as hell. The writer is such a tool, that he doesn't know he's a tool. Wow.
Devil's Knot (2013)
Just a horrible version. Acting wad bad. Casting was bad. Did they even watch the Paradise Lost Trilogy. I think not. Reese Witherspoon is heading into the Bruce Willis swamps of acting I guess. Lord have mercy on the souls that brought us here. The West Memphis Police Dept. Along with the Prosecutors office are the most inept idiots, I have ever encountered in my 30 years of Law Enforcement.
Lmao Elite hunters
God that was so bad. Jean Claude did it so much better back In 1993. Willis can barely bend over to pick up a cigar lmao. We are supposed to believe he's this violent killer lmao. Neil McD is a great Actor but he couldn't save this copycat pile of dung. Elite hunters lmao.
Vehicle 19 (2013)
Oh man, the whole story was just lol retarded. Writer and the director should be banned from making movies. Oh who ever made Walker act like this, should be maimed.
Great show. As a retired homicide cop. These cops and District attorney were complete incompetent idiots. Terry Hobbs killed those kids. First time I saw this. I showed my Homicide partners and all but one of the four of us picked out Terry Hobbs as the killer. Just watch him in this. Travesty.
10 Minutes Gone (2019)
God this was bad. The one female character in all black, was the only bright spot of this movie. The bank shoot out was ridiculous. At least we're no Fay Gots in this.
The first 10 minutes I was going to shut it off. Wanted to put a bullet in the lead actors head. But then it got better. It had me cracking up. I was little buzzed, so I'm hoping it was really kinda funny and not the Lord's Lettuce.
Hard Kill (2020)
Horrible but funny
This is just garbage movies. But at times it was funny. I don't think they were trying to be. You have a young girl running. Put her in a proper top for entertainment. A nice top that her breasts are just busting to get out. Nipples straining against the fabric. That's a movie. I would've gave this a three.
This was plain God Awful. Pacino needs to retire. Only thing that could've made this worse would be Deniro and Baldwin mud wrestling against Rosie Odonnell.
Out of Death (2021)
I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but Lala Kent was the best Actor in this horrible movie lol. I'm serious. She had no clue how to wear a uniform or set up her belt. But that's not her fault. That's the fault of the idiots who made the movie and apparently didn't consult any real cops. If they did, that cop is an idiot. Any way the writing of this was just garbage. Been done 100 times. Lala really shined when she was dead. The camera operators were horrible. Was this filmed on an Samsung Galaxy S5? Sad that Bruce is such a putz now. If anyone paid to see this. I'm laughing at you. And why not get Lala naked. I mean come on, thats what the gold digger is known for. Sad.
Boring and slow, but getting Nicky Nude was excellent. What a great body. Not a role for Cage. Stupid ending. Movie is a 3 rating but I gave it 5 for Nickys nude scenes.
The Resident (2011)
Seen it before
Was okay but just one of those seen it before flicks. The movie was soo slow and boring. It was nice that I could speed it up. Swank although not a great actress, her power package looked decent but was it a body double. Idk.
Hider in the House (1989)
Great cast of actors. Directing was horrible in this. Writing sucked too but it had alot of potential, just made cheaply and B ish. Plus you have Mimi Rogers who has a great body especially in 89. And you don't get her nude. Horrible decision.
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (2021)
This was just horrible, but it was somewhat watchable at times. Omg the Electric nonsense. Cars and motorcycles. It was like being in Electric hell. It's time to get Samantha weaving naked please.
I Am Lisa (2020)
Hollywood woke idiots. Seriously come on man. Trua inner axe of a deprezure.
This wasn't bad. I didn't want to turn it off. I know it's a rip off of several movies. But have you seen Hollywood movies now adays. It's just liberal idiot writers. So this was at least entertaining. It was also funny as hell at times. The whole quato thing was Hilarious. It's definitely not a 10 like all these idiots are rating it. I would've gave it a 7 if it had a decent ending. The ending was just horrible.
The Many Saints of Newark (2021)
Omg. I had so much hope for this. Any rating over a 3 is just plain idiotic. This was just a horrible movie. Whoever wrote this nonsense is garbage..
All Shamalamas movies suck. He should've retired after the 6th sense. Just simply horrible.
Last Shift (2014)
Just go outside and wait where the hooker was sitting. Idiot Hollywood writers.
A Man Apart (2003)
Well that was complete garbage. I knew Diesel can't act but Olyphant is a great actor and he was even garbage in this stupid monstrosity.
Hot Fuzz (2007)
I hate Movies made in Brittain or London or anywhere else across the Atlantic Pond. But this movie was just incredible. Hilarious with horror. Amazing.
The Unholy (2021)
Only the Catholic Cult would honor Mary to that degree. Mathew 7:15.
Big fan of Odenkirk. But whoever casted this movie is a twit. Odenkirk couldn't fight his way out of a cub scout meeting. Fantasy movie for sure. A bad ripoff of the Equalizer.
God this was cringy. Is this clown on drugs. What a moron.