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Poor story content, just sexy girls in action
5 February 2020
Fans of this GIrlfriends Films series seem to dote on what amounts to an all-sex approach to Lesbian cinema, as evidenced in the very clumsy set-ups to each of four Sapphic vignettes on display here.

Sure, the gals occasionally wear cheerleader costumes for fetish effect, but dramaturgy by the uncredited filmmakers behind the camera is next to nonexistent. For example, Trinity St. Claire (with her latterday store-bought big breasts in evidence) is caught fooling around with anal sex (via dildo) with Ellena Banks, getting Prinzzess (as an older woman in this context) angry, so P fixes up Ellena with Kirsten Lee (for no good reason), after taking it upon herself to hump Trinity in the posterior with a handy strap-on dildo. Both scenes make no sense, other than giving the fans cheap thrills.
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Cane River (1982)
Well-meaning, if bland, movie of Americana
5 February 2020
A lost film finally receiving release almost four decades after completion, "Cane River" offers a dfferent story of Afro-American romance, dealing with an unusual clash of cultures.

Instead of misceganation, this is a story of a romance between a Black girl and a Creole hero, latter a football star who gives up the prospect of a pro ball career to instead focus on his plan to become a writer and poet.

Rural setting, plus a colorful trip to New Orleans where the heroine is matriculating to college, is enhanced by lovely photography in a bucolic mode, also useful to setting up the historical background to the story. Acting by a cast of unknowns is strident at times, but manages to conjure up interesting characters, though the plot and action is way too laidback to hold the interest of most 21st century audiences.

Earnest is the best adjective to describe this picture, representative of the early years of the now-familiar modern Independent Film movement, and while hardly compelling it is of historical note.
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Okay vignettes
5 February 2020
Title means plenty of talking to the camera, for supposed intimacy with the viewer, but this is a rather mundane all-sexer from otherwise talented Toni English/Kelly Holland, who earlier delivered that classic series "Naked Hollywood" to Adam & Eve.

Vicky Vette is perhaps the strongest performer here, featured in the final nostalgic vignette titled "Housewife & Milkman" opposite Mario Rossi. Other scenes are similarly self-explanatory, e.g.,"Locker Room Heat", featuring Katie Morgan as a cheerleader taking on the mammoth dick of Byron Long.
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Hook-ups 3 (2003 Video)
Fine cast; all-sex
5 February 2020
Not just all-sex but all-outdoor-sex in this edition of Mark Stone's gonzo series for Wicked Pictures.

I enjoyed the femme casting, with a nice mix of talent ranging from Brit import Flick Shagwell (going anal) to stars like Teri Weigel and Aria. Much lesbian sex is on view as well.
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Chasin' the Fifties (1994 Video)
Effective nostalgia
5 February 2020
Chasey Lain is transported back to 1958 in this well-made Wicked release by Jim Enright, not one of his hit comedies of the '90s but more of a romantic nostalgia piece.

Excellent set design, decoration and costuming conjure up the earlier era, with the story premise consisting of the contrasting of freely sexual Chasey with her peers, including a young Tiffany Mynx, from the earlier era. Ensemble cast does a fine job, including resident heartthrob Colt Steele as her Lain's boyfriend in both time frames.
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Compilation features some classic scenes
5 February 2020
This VCA tribute to star Sunset Thomas is only worth watching to see a sampling of great scenes drawn from 1990s features shot on film by Michael Ninn and others, with new footage (featuring Thomas in interview and stripper action) directed by Veronica Hart.

Notable titles featured here include "Latex", "Sex" and "New Wave Hookers 5", with the likes of Jeanna Fine, Anna Malle, Felecia and Debi Diamond clearly more prominent than Sunset. There's even a chance to see Dana Vespoli very early in her career opposite Kurt Lockwood.
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The Game (2017 Video)
One of Stormy's best
5 February 2020
Coming late in her career with Wicked Pictures, "The Game" is a rom-com that displays Stormy Daniels's talent as both writer and director, creating a feature that not only holds one's interest but includes several welcome twists of story.

Title refers to a bar contest played by four horny guys, challenging each other to get the phone numbers of any girls who appear at their local watering hole. Principal among them is Ryan Driller, a male nurse whose sexual adventures are the main event here, getting him into hot water and leading to star-crossed romance.

Avi Love, brightest of Wickedc Pictures' recent roster of young starlets (who have filled in the gap left by the end of the venerable label's contract girl system (apart from ongoing Jessica Drake's involvement) which bid adieu not just to Stormy but also Kaylani Lei, Samantha Saint, Alektra Blue and Kirsten Price among others, plays Ryan's neighbor and eventual lover.

India Summer is terrific as usual, playing a Mrs. Robinson-level one-night stand for Ryan, and an ensemble cast is effective in supporting parts. Seth Gamble and Michael Vegas take smaller roles as part of Ryan's Game quartet while an unidentified Black actor fills out that group, but goes uncredited.
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Timing Is Everything (2018 Video)
Rachel Starr is sympathetic heroine
5 February 2020
Best known for her prowess in gonzo assignments, Rachel Starr gives a winning acting performance in Stormy Daniels's "Timing is Everything". It's a mild romance from Wicked Passions, the relatively mild content label aimed at a Couples audience.

She owns a restaurant and eventually falls for her bartender (Michael Vegas), after suffering through a dead-end relationship with her selfish (and cheating) boyfriend Ryan Driller.

Okay subplots feature her friend Alana Cruise as a lovely yoga instructor who hooks up with class student Tyler Knight for some IR action, and Alexa Grace as a waitress who is one of Ryan's conquests.

Many players appear uncredited in NonSex roles, ranging from producer David Lord as a sudden matchmaker to pioneering director Skye Blue in a brief cameo as another yoga student. A bigger NonSex role goes to Rachel's best friend Karen, an actress who I could not identify.
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The Girl Next Door 2 (1995 Video)
Lame porn comedy
4 February 2020
Poor production values and a lousy script sink this attempt at Adult comedy, with its full title the awkward "More in Store for the Girl Next Door Part 2".

Steve Hatcher is sitting in a living room set that supposedly is a night club, a total failure of a venture, with dim-witted Blackie as his assistant, played by Alex Sanders.

Eventually they are shooting porn (supposedly, with no crew or cameraman visible), all an excuse to cram in five pointless sex scenes. Top-heavy femme cast gives us something to look at: Jordan Lee, Lexus Locklear and Dallas.
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Twisted Passions 7 (2013 Video)
Checking out the prosties
4 February 2020
In this Thornhill Diaries saga, set at the notorious local Lamoyne Hotel, we witness three ladies trying out lesbian prostitutes, all instigated by gossip-monger Amber Chase.

Talky and highly unlikely scenario has Amber suggesting the Lamoyne for booking some of the 250 guests invited to a conference by Veronica Snow. Much verbal exposition is devoted to the place as a haven for lesbian prostitution, but the believability of various scouts trying out the place as clientele to aid Snow's booking decision is nil.

Rain DeGrey impresses as always, playing a dom who wields her strap-on dildo with great expertise, in this case applied to a somewhat bewildered Cherie DeVille. After the scenes of sex for pay, video concludes with Snow seducing Bree Daniels, a more conventional and less kinky vignette.

Girlfriends' time-honored staging of four actresses sitting together for a discussioin is trotted out here, with an uncredited Jessie Andrews offering little as part of the opening quartet that introduces Snow, Chase and Elexis Monroe.
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Slam It! In Her Ass (2004 Video)
Primitive porn from Harmony Films
4 February 2020
England's Harmony label goes way back as a sex shop chain, and this early DVD release is strictly perfunctory gonzo sex, dated compared to the far more stylish efforts that followed.

Euro babes are on the payroll in this paean to anal sex, with the beautiful Jennifer Dark always worth watching. Otherwise, director Macondo includes filler such as the crew on screen shooting the scenes in the studio, adding litle to the proceedings.
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Fashion House Part 2 (2011 Video)
Sexy but corny
4 February 2020
Diana DeVoe completes her 2-part Girlfriends Films about competition in the fashion biz with a rather trite plot, focusing once more on the lovemaking (no surprise for fans of this label).

Having set out on her own career as a fashion designer, Prinzzess uses underhanded methods to get back at former boss India Summer. None of these characters are sympathetic, and this Part 2 suffers from the absence of Shay Fox, who was so good in Part 1 and who should have figured in the ongoing storyline.

There is a brief montage of various models (including several Black models, per director Diana DeVoe, one of porn's few Black female helmers) all of whom go uncredited.

Big-busters Ariella Ferrera and Janet Mason perk up Part 2, but it remains primarily a vehicle for the label's favorite players: India and Prinzzess.
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Fashion House (2011 Video)
Okay 2-parter about the biz of fashion
4 February 2020
Diana DeVoe made this 2-part (running 4-1/2 hours long) feature for Girlfriends Films, not very interesting in terms of storytelling but solid in its delivery of Sapphic sex.

Part 1 establishes a conflict between fashion magnate India Summer and her ex-employee Prinzzess, who goes out on her own after suffering for 5 years under Summer's tyrannical rule.

Nicole Ray accompanies Prinzzess, quitting her secretarial job and finding work as a model when Prinzzess teams up with fashionista Shay Fox in starting a new business.

Shay is the best element in this feature, bedding down not only Ray but later Prinzzess as well. Unfortunately, Fox is written out of Part 2. Summer returns the favor by seducing Shay's daughter Andy San Dimas, also cast as a model.

The beautiful Euro Porn star Eufrat is most arresting as a submissive model servicing India, and among the extras in this 2-parter the only one I could positively identify is Allie Haze, seen briefly as one of India's "minions", what she likes to call her overworked design staff.
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Not credible
30 January 2020
A weak script by director Jacky St. James sinks this 12th entry of the popular Sweet Sinner series, though lead Alexis Fawx is sexy nonetheless.

She plays possilby the least sympathetic character of her acting career; gonzo roles to pay the rent don't count. Eliza Jane is her kid, fiancee to Logan Pierce, with Logan inevitably succumbing to Fawx's wiles (that's a given in this series).

Along the way to a lousy finish, we have two young Lilys in the supporting cast, neither of whom rise much above portraying an extraneous character included for mere sexual variety. Lead Eliza is also stuck with a nothing role, while Xander Corvus overdoes his part as a druggie.

Pretentious subtitle: "Where the truth begins and ends" is part and parcel with what's wrong with this disappointing feature.
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Crummy visual effects, but okay sex content
30 January 2020
Somewhat better than its higher-profile competitor (latter shot two years later) from Axel Braun, this hardcore takeoff on the Marvel hit at least has stimulating sex scenes.

The best sex performers here are in peripheral roles, with Tanya Tate most arousing in a threesome as a reporter taking on both Tony Stark (weakly portrayed in a dull walk-through by Seth Gamble) and his assistant Dick Chibbles. Riley Evans is also hot in her sex scene, later to reappear at the end of the movie in a stupid twist-ending meant to set up a possible sequel.

Gracie Glam and the late Amber Rayne are wasted in supporting roles, while Alec Knight's villain is dull. Leading ladies Heather Starlet and Chanel Preston, like Gamble, are underwhelming.

The visual effects credited to "Plixar" are truly awful, even by porn's low standards.
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Anal at the Office (2018 Video)
Transcends the fetish
30 January 2020
Coming from Stills & Mills' "Girls Try Anal" division, one can't expect much from this DVD compilation, but casting the very best talent saves the day.

Abella Danger stars in two of the four lengthy vignettes, first hosting a porn webcam session in which she pleasantly abuses lookalike blonde jail-bait types Chloe Cherry and Lily Rader making for a strong threesome sex scene.

The young blondes are blindfolded and then have to guess the identity of food or candy fed them by dominating Danger. Apparently bored with this game she suddenly squirts all over them, cuing the sex antics we've been waiting for.

Stepsisterly incest is the point of Lena Paul humping Jenna Sativa, a fine match-up with the fetish of panty-sniffing thrown in for good measure.

Another combo scene has Kira Noir wearing glasses as an unlikely babysitter for mama Chanel Preston. Left to her own devices, Kira can't resist trying out Chanel's sex toys, and when caught in the act is given a lesson on who to apply glass dildo and butt plug to maximum depth in her posterior.

Angela White inevitably steals the show as Danger's dominating boss who it turns out (after NonSex guest beauty Quinn Wilde gives away the secret to Abella) really digs being submissive, something Danger can easily arrange.
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I Love Black Dick (2005 Video)
Perfunctory porn
30 January 2020
Ariana Jollee hosts, performs and is credited with directing this assembly-line Sin City video, released by its gonzo label Mayhem.

Presence of Jim Powers as cameraman is the key element, as Jollee guides various actresses through mainly group sex with a bunch of Black studs.

The goofy BTS short subject is more interesting to watch than the generic-sex main feature, as the cast and crew make fun of Dante, a go-fer on these shoots who is seen in makeup and then drag on set, an object for ridicule.
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I Love My Mom's Big Tits 7 (2019 Video Game)
The MILFs have it
30 January 2020
My current favorite MILF Dee Williams is cover girl and tremendously appealing on screen in this popular New Sensations/Digital Playground series toying with motherly incest.

Of course, they are all designated as stepmoms, seducing mainly overage sons, as even the amazing Dee is only 13 years older than her stepkid Logan Pierce. He finds her masturbating at home atop a Sybian machine, and naturally his dick proves to be even more satisfying to Williams.

All four vignettes end with a cumshot on mama's breasts, and the other actresses including Continental star Sharon Lee are all impressive in action.
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Between the Sheets (2005 Video)
Minor Kaylani vehicle by Brad
29 January 2020
Brad Armstrong opts for nearly an all-sex format here, as voiceover narration by Jessica Drake (pretending to be star Kaylani Lei) unites six sex vignettes showing her dating progress.

It doesn't hang together very well, with Brad getting screen credit for the script, even though in the BTS short subject on the DVD we see the printed screenplay inscribed with "Brian Sealy" as its author.

Much of the content comes off as extraneous, as in a scene with typecast Barrett Blade as a rock star having sex with contract girl Kirsten Price, mentioned in the voiceover as a girlfriend of Kaylani's. Similarly, director Armstrong gets to have sex with Charmane Star, cast as Lei's sister.

Playing fast and loose in post-production, Brad augments the Jessica subbing in voice-over for Kaylani by himself giving voiceover for Steven St. Croix's sexual liaison with Lei.
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Kayden Loves Girls (2017 Video)
KK never disappoints
29 January 2020
Dana Vespoli directted this Sweetheart Video in the label's ongoing showcase series, but this time, the boring and self-serving interview footage is left out, making for a concise and more effective package.

Kayden Kross is as beautiful as ever, performing strongly with a variety of co-stars. Show begins with a Donald Trump joke, as Lily Cade is oddly cast in male costume as if she were Trump, receiving a straight razor shave from sexy barber Kayden. With Lily unveiling her handy strap-on dildo, scene moves into strong Sapphic sex content.

Also strong is Kayden's encounter with tattooed lady Leigh Raven, replete with bondage and BDSM content, KK garbed in an amazing black latex outfit. Further scenes with redhead Amarna Miller from Spain and sexy Valentina Nappi from Italy also hit the spot.
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Horny Housewives 3 (2015 Video)
Standard big-bust action
29 January 2020
A rather mediocre edition of Brazzers DVD compilations, even though some fan favorites in the MILF category are on view.

Ariella Ferrera and Alena Croft team up for a threesome with Bill Bailey in a tame takeoff on Reality TV, while Bailey returns to service blonde Alexis Monroe.

Label stalwart Keiran Lee appears in two scenes: taking care of buxom Ava Addams and then a willing co-conspirator with roleplaying Holly Halston, latter styled as a brunette in a cop's uniform.

Bonus scene is title "Stair Case Sex", self-explanatory as Tommy Gunn humps well-preserved Kate Frost on a staircase.
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Not So Innocent (2019 Video)
Bland encounters
29 January 2020
These four scenes of romantic sex are like most of the content from newcomer Bellesa Films, a label touting its "Porn.By.Women" tagline but delivering vanilla sex encounters.

Opener tilted "Clean Up" has Jake Adams helping hostess Ella Nova clean up after a party, in which he cheats on unseen girlfriend Jane (she's left already) with Ella after Ms. Nova at first resists "betraying" her own friendship with Jane.

Equally unispired is "Recovery" in which Seth Gamble drags out his recuperation so that he can be near caregiver Paige Owens a bit longer, before turning their platonic relationship into a sexual one.

Jacky St. James directs as usual, while scripting of the four vignettes is credited to her production manager Shawn Alff plus Jayne Renault. Two of the scenes feature interracial sex, starring Ana Foxxx and buxom Jenna Foxx.
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Unimpressive one-shot by Girlfriends FIlms
29 January 2020
No followup has been issued by Girlfriends Films in the five years since this video was released, as the format of girls having sex while in sports training has been more recently usurped by Serene Siren's excellent features in a similar veing like "Yogasms" and "Fit Chick Clique".

Ringers in the cast are Alektra Blue and Casey Calvert, out hiking to prep for a 10K run, but hardly the types usually cast in an all-girl Girlfriends release. After we watch Alektra urinating in a rest stop, she fakes having been sanke bit on her clit (even having a little plastic snake as her prop) in order to get pal CC to try and suck venom from the wound. A silly and flimsy way to set up a lesbian sex scene.

Lily Love and Valentina Nappi play topless volleyball (in a seeming homage to those quaint Nudist Camp movies of the 1950s) before getting down to sex together, while Hope Howell and Kimber Day show off their bodies in tiny bikinis at the pool before coupling. Overall, unexciting.
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Not much here
29 January 2020
Credited on-screen to "USA Productions" rather than the usual Euro Hardcore banner, this British porn release by Cathy Barry's Pumpkin Media merely presents a Black stud (Rome Major) in four scenes humping white ladies -an all-sex, boring format.

Jenna Ivory is lovely as usual, but this is pure filler. Previous releases emphasized some very appealing Euro babes like Jasmine Black but this one has little to offer.
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Tempting Little Tarts (2019 Video)
The usual
29 January 2020
Clanddi Jinkcego and Sirale are joined by a couple of fresh gals (Beata Undine and Leyla Black) in this typical Hungarian-made porn release.

Clanddi throws her weight around, rejecting a dress designed by her employee David Perry, but more than willing to service him sexually in her office. Sirale has her big natural breasts painted by an uncredited stud playing an artist, who procedes to hump her.

Beata is an attractive youngster wearing glasses, who takes on Ian Scott's big dick with comparative ease. Blonde Leyla is convincing as a sex slave in bondage in her rather strong BDSM vignette.
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