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The Rental (2018)
Lana conquers poor material
This "Pure Taboo" compilation of two web episodes for DVD releases epitomizes several constants of the series: mean-spirited tone, drab/color drained visuals and extreme misogyny for the viewer to witness and perhaps decry. Or maybe endorse, though clearly producer Bree Mills is out to show the male of the species in the worst light.
Title vignette is perfunctory, a young girl (Aubrey Sinclair) renting a room from ultra-creepy Tommy Pistol (he makes Norman Bates seem harmless by comparison). In a totally unconvincing series of events, Pistol hangs out in her room at night and convinces her to have sex with him, which she ends up doing enthusiastically, yet crying in anguish after the money shot. A stupid, downbeat ending is tagged on.
Pistol's mannered acting style is horrendous, and poor Aubrey is directed to not stay in character or act believably at all, making for a lousy scene filled with mechanical sex.
Supporting segment titled "Head of the House" saves the day, only through the yeoman efforts of the beautiful Lana Rhoades. Her father's will lets her live in the family home, but executor of the will is her stepbrother Brad Knight, who lords it over as evil master.
Brad's character is detestable, but he plays it woodenly, robbing the vignette of any dramatic power. At first Lana meekly plays the submissive, yielding to his whims, until he demands sex from her and she takes over. Rhoades' athletic humping is quite a sight to see, leading to a stupid ending. Would that writer Bree Mills would have given her suitable material, and a better co-star.
Beauty and the Bitch (2001)
Imaginative fantasy from Wolf & Lee
The team of Simon Wolf and Bud Lee, with regular screenwriter George Kaplan, conjured up this entertaining porn fantasy, brought to life by a fine performance (as usual) by Inari Vachs.
She plays the title B*tch, a stereotypical glamor lady introduced at a cocktail party gossiping with kindred spirits and acting haughty as all get out. When she's mean to a beggar (scripter Kaplan with lots of Orson Welles makeup on) who crashes the party, he puts a curse on her, and soon it's a trip to fantasyland.
Vachs is commandeered by an oddball sort of pimp character played by Seth Gecko, an Adult industry hanger-on and frequent NonSex player. He's working for the mysterious beggar (Kaplan) character, and plans to add Inari to his roster of prostitutes, after showing her various scenes of debauchery, the usual porn vignette format.
Most of the sex scenes involve ladies from her real life, presumably doppelgangers, like in "The Wizard of Oz". These actresses all deliver extremely hot sex scenes, including such superstars as Kylie Ireland, Sydnee Steele and Nicole Sheridan.
Title was issued on a 2-DVD set by Adam & Eve, with lots of background material provided by director Bud Lee, as well as an insight into the world of animal-lover Simon Wolf, a vastly underrated (20 years later) porn producer. Lee explains many of the film's key setpieces, including an adventurous Old West segment, and a complex ballroom scene. Mia Smiles appears uncredited in that scene, while Julie Meadows has a brief cameo in the opening party segment.
Fascinating fantasy by Dyanna Lauren
Perhaps the best feature directed by Dyanna Lauren, the well-titled "Identity" concerns an identity crisis in the life of porn star Julia Ann, not portraying herself but a reasonable facsimile. Dyanna appears uncredited as a porn director, likewise a takeoff on hers truly.
What emerges in surreal fashion is also a comment on the porn industry and lifestyle as well, avoiding cliches and giving some depth to what could have been just another routine Penthouse Video release. (Lauren later directed an example of just that for Penthouse, titled "Faster".
Julia is bored with her job and has to be coaxed to get out of bed and show up for the first scene to shoot, opposite Ryder Skye. After that lesbian sex excursion, she goes to a bar and has the usual pick-up line banter with Sean Michaels, ending up going home with him for some interracial sex.
He wakes her up next morning, complaining that she's been neglecting their kids by not fixing them breakfast as is her usual duty, perplexing Julia no end since she's not married to Sean, just having met him hours before.
I thought the "waking up from sleep" aspect of these early scenes was the key clue to what's going on, but that was just a clever red herring, as Julia plunges deeper into The Twilight Zone, soon losing her confidence that she's sane and everyone else is crazy. It's a favorite plot device of many a drama, whether in the "Gaslight" genre or the great puzzle mysteries like Jean Simmons in "So Long at the Fair".
Julia's earnest performance holds the story together, and the casting of an all-busty femme cast is a highlight. Lauren, with no script credit on screen at all, opts for a cryptic ending, but otherwise I was thoroughly entertained.
Giving the B-team some exposure
This edition of the popular series gives the regular Girlfriends players and superstars a breather, putting on screen less familiar talent for a change. It makes for some interesting match-ups.
Chastity Lynn is clearly the star of this show, though her pre-eminence in Adult Cinema belongs mainly to boy/girl outings. She is cast as Brenda James' daughter fixed up to have sex with busty Kendra Secrets. Of course, Kendra's daughter Brooklyn Lee, is paired off via exchange with Brenda.
Brooklyn's scene is fairly dubious, as she plays it coy and hard to get, resisting Brenda's "let's have sex" moves endlessly until stepping out of character to enthusiastically trib the older woman by segment's end. It's never beilevable and mainly dull watching Lee go through the motions.
Similarly wooden is Eve Evans, cast as Shay Fox's daughter, and matched up with Kate Kastle. Eve's line readings are poor, as if acting under protest. Shay is sexy as usual, taking on a beauty, Keira Kelly, cast as Kate's daughter merely for the sake of alliteration: KKKK.
Latin Seduction (2007)
Attractive but pointless
Who needs a script? is the motto of this forgettable Adam & Eve release, featuring lovely Latinas humping away for your listening and dancing pleasure.
They are all beautiful, with one discovery in the form of a newcomer named Tristan, who seems like a ringer with her pale complexion and stereotypical fashion model good looks. I liked her no b.s. attitude in the DVD's BTS segment, and am curious to see her in other venues, starting with Penthouse's "Rexxx", shot around the same time as this one.
Good, within all-sex limitations
Nica Noelle, working for her ill-fated Frisco-based Girl Candy label, opted for an all-sex approach, plus BTS style interviews introducing the action. for this trib-fest. Good casting wins out.
Of the eight ladies going at it, obscure beauty Serena Ali, in only her 5th scene as an Adult performer, is sloppily omitted from the opening credits billing, but proves herself worth watching in her scene with Sovereign Syre. My favorite vignette featured the wonderful Sophie Dee, imported from England, humping away with icon Dani Daniels.
The most elaborate match-up, with plenty of foot-fetish action, has Sinn Sage whomping away with Natasha Nice. All the ladies are enthusiastic, but the show would have been much better had Nica given them a script and had them do some acting in addition to having sex for the camera.
In Excess (1991)
Perfunctory porn comedy
Produced by star Britt Morgan, "In Excess" is a disappointing VHS porno, meandering along under the direction of usually far more creative Jace Rocker.
Perhaps it is no coincidence that the filmmaker Jim Enright who collaborated with Jace on some of the best Adult comedies of this period (e.g., "Haunted Nights") made a far better feature with the same premise as this one, titled "Use It or Lose It!". Both present the cliche of a husband obsessed with watching sports on TV, and the reaction of the hapless, neglected spouse.
Britt is the lady in question, fed up with Tom Byron so she throws him out of the house. Her adventures with other men are boring leading up to a poorly-done set of Nudist Camp segments later in the show. Only bright moment is provided by Nina Hartley, her usual majestic self in a lesbian scene.
Trashy Milfs (2015)
It sure is trashy
Another all-sexer from Wicked Pictures by Axel Braun, whose name on the DVD box has become a warning signal rather than a marketing ploy.
Set in a sort of combination trailer park/junk yard, the five vignettes present suitably low-down Adult actresses humping away mainly with passers-by. Braun disinterest in the set-ups before sex begins is quite evident, as we have nearly identical vignettes of a guy inquiring about buying a property (ridiculous as it's merely a trailer plopped down amidst junk) and another guy wanting to buy a wreck of an abandoned car.
Since this is about MILFs, the all-time MILF magnet of yore Dane Cross shows up, older but no wiser, to hump tattooed Nina Elle. The mighty Alura Jenson is amusing in her scene, angry at neighbor Evan Stone for making too much noise during his weight-lifting workouts, but humping him outdoors all the same.
Missy Monroe throws in some squirting and Darla Crane seems out of place, far too classy for this milieu. By some special dispensation, Braun has the sex scenes done bareback, even though most Wicked releases still use safe-sex condoms as a rule.
Contract Star (2004)
An endless insult
Many (not all) pornographers seem to relish their bad-boy status, operating in a quasi-illegal environment and therefore assuming they are beyond the scope of such niceties as good taste, sexism and racism. For this Digital Playground project, dating back before "Pirates" changed the studio's fortunes forever, Robby D. elected to make fun not only of the porn industry and his own DP label but also Latinas.
His format is to mimic a crummy Cheech & Chong movie, casting Eric Masterson and Evan Stone as Latinos (!!) working in the warehouse for a big porn label resemblng Dig. Playground.
Their manager Chang tells them of a special $5,000 bounty for whoever can find a new contract star for the company, now that superstar "Sarah St. Patrick" has been stolen away by rival label Nectarine. Before you jump to the conclusion that this name is a spoof of Sheri St. Claire or Taylor St. Claire, we see a poster on the wall of Tera Patrick, who in fact was a Digital Playground lady of "Island Fever" fame, before moving on to her own label product distributed by Vivid. The guys, whose mocking of how Latinos talk is strictly obnoxious, not funny, decide to give their respective girlfriends a try, namely actual contract ladies (in real life) Jesse Jane and Teagan Presley.
Jenaveve Jolie is thrown in for the inevitable extraneous sex scene, and the ultimate story climax of Jane & Presley doing a lesbian sex scene for the label is ho-hum. It's all an excuse for dumb jokes at the expense of Latino-Americans, without even having the right stuff of hiring actors and actresses of Latin descent for the leading roles (other than Jenaveve).
Dream Pairings: Chapter Two (2017)
These inmates do a fine job running the porn asylum
Stills & Mills have given their roster of popular actresses carte blanche to fashion their own content in two series thus far: this "Dream Pairings" and the more recent "Showcases", for their Girlsway web banner.
Angela White, Kristen Scott and AJ Applegate wrote vignettes and cast them with favored co-stars, making up a 4-hour extravaganza divided into two segments each. AJ got the short straw, her couplet lasting only 65 minutes, while the other gals were accorded over 80 minutes each to emote and cavort.
In the BTS short subject Angela admits to not going overboard in the writing department, and it shows, as the result here more closely resembles her all-sex gonzo videos she personally produces under AGW banner than narrative cinema.
She's celebrating with lover Eva Lovia, getting a big cake and even covering her own body parts with whipped cream (a nod to '60s/'70s porn's oddest fetish) for Eva to enjoy. Their sex scene is intentionally sloppy, with icing and goo all over the naugahyde couch by the time the last orgasm is recorded.
White follows by presenting blindfolded (and all cleaned up) Eva with a present in the form of beautiful blonde Samantha Rone, more an excuse for Angela to engage in a hot threesome.
Better scripting is provided by Kristen Scott, in a tale of three roommates. Her lover Elsa Jean is one of them, with Elsa becoming jealous when she catches Kristen spying on Black star Ana Foxxx taking a shower. No harm done, as Elsa soon has makeup sex with Kristen, followed by Ana delightfully seducing Scott, giving Scott the opportunity to humorously feign shyness and reluctance to have sex with the Nubian beauty, even though the viewer is well aware of her underlying lust.
AJ's scenes are most impressive, opening with her playing tennis with lover Stella Cox, the great UK import whose beauty is still underappreciated on these shores. A story hint is dropped early on, as they discuss an old tennis coach who was stalking AJ a while back, but after the two have sex, both are knocked unconscious (that old bondage/fetish video ploy of decades ago) by a masked stalker, who we've seen earlier peeping at them through the window.
Second scene finds both of them in bondage, chained at the foot of the stairs in some house nude, with older lady Ashley Fires nude, chained beside them. The mysterious tennis stalker grabs Stella's chain and drags her upstairs to an uncertain off-screen fate, leaving AJ to be humped by the aggressive and sexy Ashley. Trick ending is quite satisfying.
Nursing Angels (2012)
I pity these girls
The old cliche that porn producers enter the business to get their hands on pretty girls comes true in the real-life story of Brit pornographer Paul Chaplin, founder of Bluebird Films.
In less than a decade, ending around 2013, the label issued hundreds of Brit Porn DVDs, many made in California, but besides spotlighting orgies at the drop of the hat, the presence of Chaplin on screen, flashing a rictus smile, overacting and humping as many gorgeous starlets as possible is a constant.
Here we have the untalented guy featured in all six vignettes, little more than burlesque sketches about nurses with XXX content. He plays a doctor interviewing a couple of babes about supplying him with a new style of nurse's uniform, a retarded patient getting serviced by nurses, and a guy in a wheelchair, who rises out of the chair to hump a couple of the ladies. Only Alec Knight represents the male sex besides chaplin, participating in a claustrophobic 4-way with a couple of nurses inside an ambulance.
Two Euro beauties, busty Kristi Love/Klenot and blodne Diana Gold, have a couple of scenes together, once as nurses and later as ladies collecting for charity, who service bartender Chaplin. A couple of scenes feature anal-sex and oddest segment has Chaplin interviewing, in Portuguese, Rio Mariah before having sex with her. Language choice stems from Rio hailing from, you guessed it, Rio de Janeiro.
If you can stand watching ugly Chaplin in action for nearly three hours, this obscure video (I just added it to IMDb, 7 years after release) is just the thing.
Games Lovers Play (2019)
New talent showcased in highly romantic role-playing
Trust James Avalon to conjure up a winner, despite the severe limitations of working with Mile HIgh's Erotica X label, which like so many other current Adult DVD purveyors likes to deliver all-sex entertainment with a patina of "story".
As usual, there's no script credit listed, but Avalon manages to set up each of his four required vignettes with a concise and effective little story line, before moving on to the half hour or so of non-stop sex scene.
Of special interest is the linking of two vignettes in novel fashion, sort of a simplified porn equivalent of that oft-used format of the Japanese classic "Rashomon". Opening scene has Vienna rose voicing over her little game of pretending to be strangers with husband Tyler Nixon, and sitting at a bar chatting with Seth Gamble. Nixon finds her there, has a loud and angry argument about her hanging out with another man, and after they PDA makeup with a big kiss, head home for some excited humping. Briefly present in the background is a pretty girl watching the entire altercation.
Third vignette of the DVD has Seth returning, with the mystery girl turning out to be Aria Lee, who voices over her side of the story. We see the bar altercation repeated, only this time Aria reveals that rather than being a merely innocent bystander watching the action, she had conspired with pal Vienna in the first place, having Seth and herself pretend to be strangers at the bar, too. Seth wasn't warned about becoming The Other Man when Tyler arrives and explodes, but is cheeful back home to have been aroused by all this gamesmanship, and ready to hump wife Aria to a fare-thee-well.
Stylish element has several of the bed scenes staged against blinding white on white decor in the protagonists' homes, setting off the foreground sex without distraction.
The other two unrelated segments are each intriguing in their own right. A May-December marriage is presented with very young-looking Zoe Bloom telling us about her day in the park, pretending not to know hubby Charles Dera, who is photographing the setting, and hooks up innocently with her when she asks to be photographed as well (he claims to be just taking pictures of birds). The vast age difference between the two (20 years in real-life) is notable here.
Finale is BDSM lite, with beautiful and exotic looking Emily Willis as the sub to husband Michael Vegas's dom. Their role-playing takes on the familiar incest tone, as she keeps calling him "Daddy" and needs to be punished (by all manner of spanking with hand, riding crop and even his belt) as well as serviced sexually while handcuffed. It doesn't sound all that romantic but is given the context of "games lovers play" established here by Avalon & co.
Sacred Flesh (2000)
Well-crafted, but pretentious
Porn in Britain has an unusual history, often presented in bowdlerized versions (like horror releases, given to local censorship), and this distributor Redemption/Salvation Films released many a mainstream U.S. porn video of the '90s with all the explicit sex removed.
Here we have a sex film about nuns, made to capitalize on that genre and the ongoing popularity of Ken Russell's breakthrough "The Devils", that takes itself so seriously as to sap the energy and arousal potential out of a softcore feature. That being said, the attention to detail and visual creativity make it of interest nonetheless.
The story such as it is has a convent in turmoil, with the mother superior (an earnest NonSex performance by Sally Tremaine) seemingly going crazy, having conversations with Mary Magdalene (played acidly by Kristina Bill) who is presented (in her mind) as sort of a Devil. Many scenes of nuns having sex are presented but most of the film (shot on video) is a talkfest with protagonists wondering whether some satanic cult is at work.
I was interested to see several topflight Adult Cinema actresses (of the future) participating in the most explicit, though strictly softcore, action, notably Michelle Thorne masturbating with conviction but hardly recognizable as this was shot before she had her iconic huge breasts surgically created, the naturally buxom Hannah Callow in a lesbian twosome, and lovely Majella Shepherd pawed by two lustful clergymen, years before she so memorably (and comically) took on Mandingo in the American porn video "Chasing the Big Ones 13".
They're at it again!
The real husband-wife Adult Cinema team of Devon Lee and Marcus London often appear in these formula threesome (older/younger) videos, and in this edition have two separate scenes, seducing two nubile young femmes.
The set-up scenes are quite brief, as the unnamed pornographers get down to the main event predictably and repetitively. One time the Londons take advantage of a good samaritan blonde in a parking lot, and another time the girl is a real estate agent showing them a home, who receives a hefty bribe for her sexual services.
Only the young women get a screen credit, and I could not identify the other mature actresses portraying busty wives, though Tony DeSergio (in shoulder-length hair phase) and old pro John West are among the horny husbands.
Engrossing crime drama
Cameraman Hank Hoffman has directed before, including vignette videos for Penthouse, but this Wicked Pictures feature reveals a lot of talent, as he takes most prinicipal credits.
The story is of small-time crime, but given quite a bit of depth in characterizations by fine Adult actors as well as an interesting flashback structure. Most surprising is Hoffman's tilting the balance toward story, rather than emphasizing sex, sex and more sex in the current porno mode. That tack likely limits the audience, as all-sex is the norm nowadays.
India Summer and Ryan McLane star as a married couple, he being an ex-con who is back to his old ways, planning a jewel robbery caper with their daughter's boyfriend Chad Alva. Hoffman's screenplay presents many double-crosses, twists and turns as well as numerous coincidences en route to a not altogether satisfying ending.
That ending is all that keeps this from being an unqualified success, given the gripping story line and fine acting performances. On the sex side, both India and jail-bait duaghter Jojo Kiss excel in their bed scenes, augmented by tattooed Anna Bell Peaks as another of Chad's girlfriends and willowy blonde Ella Nova as bedmate to the principals' mark, Jay Smooth.
Fans prone to the fast-forward button during acting/dialog scenes (let's get to the sex!) will miss a quality drama unfolding.
Teri Gets Her Wish (1983)
How obscure can you get?
I found this negligible video in the low-priced remainder bin at my local video store, mislabeled entirely in the packaging, sort of a grab-bag item. Identifying its contents proved more interesting than the actual viewing.
It's Volume 2 of a series named "Hollywood Confidential", but the packaging lists the title for Volume 5 and its cast, rather than what IMDb correctly identified as "Teri Gets Her Wish" (other than a spelling error of Teri which I'm correcting).
The cryptic structure of this under an hour long entry in early shot-on-video production for VHS use has a mystery man (his face not shown) smoking a cigar and interrogating Teri. It appears to be a porno job interview, and she seems to be behind a glass window, perhaps to protect her from the cigar smoke.
At this point I feel compelled to interject a completely irrelevant reference but one of possible interest. Back in the '80s when I was a film reporter in Manhattan I used to go to Times Square screenings and smoking was still permitted (not everywhere but according to the owner's discretion). I recall Al Goldstein of Screw newspaper smoking his cigars during the X-rated film screenings, hard to miss considering the small size venues.
Getting back to this video, Teri tells the guy about her sexual fantasy of wanting to sleep not only with her girlfriend but with her girlfriend's boyfriend, a feat shown in the final reel. A total of five XXX sex scenes are presented, and when it's all over, the stogey-smoking guy tells Teri he will have an Italian producer friend of hers hire her, perhaps the producer of this junky video.
Two wonderful big-bust stars of the day, Robin Cannes and Rosemarie appear and are far more impressive than the heroine playing Teri. It's all crudely shot and makes one wonder why a 2009 DVD reissue was prepared (sloppily, with the wrong contents displayed on the cover liner) by Classic X Collection.
A bad attempt at Euro Porn
Axel Braun, whose high standing in porn circles has always left me scratching my head in wonderment, made this lacklustre version of an all-sex Euro Porn feature, which has to rank in the lowest percentile of the tens of thousands of such products issued since the Berlin Wall fell tumbling down.
His idea of a movie apparently consisted of rounding up Continental talent, and having "Trust me" murmured a couple of times, between endlessly boring generic sex scenes. At one point late in the show a guy tries to sell a property to another guy, taking him on a tour of what looks like a defunct restaurant's kitchen, and they abuse a naked girl who is hiding in a cupboard. As if this weren't bad enough, the DVD's useless BTS short subject consists of the unfortunate actress in the cupboard suffering through several takes, clearly wishing she had a new agent.
Suck It (2009)
Vivid talent Meggan Malone and ultra-busty Hanna Hilton are showcased in this lousy B. Skow video, running over 3 hours to no avail. His method of shooting generic porn isn't interesting for even 3 minutes, but tell that to the marines.
So we have the two contract stars augmented by three other beauties, and easily outshone for that matter. The wonderful Sophie Dee is far more photogenic, and I always enjoy a guest appearance, all the way from England where she was a household name at the time, by energetic Poppy Morgan.
The usual studs show up for work, with James Deen appearing in more than one scene and dragging them down to his level of mechanical humping. Just another title from Vivid's crummiest era, prior to pulling the plug on feature production about 5 years later.
Babes Illustrated 11 (2001)
Almost saved by Tanya
Continuing the distressing trend in this series he established in Part 10, Quasarman goes for the Silent FIlm approach once more, ruining a potential winner.
In the BTS we have the usual Mike Quasar insults directed at his audience, plus blooper blown takes of star Tanya Danielle delivering her brief monologues to the camera. In the finished video, all her lines are reduced to voice-over, perhaps the sum total of these blown takes, and permitting me once again to take away the English language categorization of this program and file it in the None category as to dialog.
Quasar doesn't even try for a story or characters or even the series' original premise of being a girly magazine (obviously taking off from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit editions). Instead he has Tanya informing us that she's invited all these beauties over to her palatial home, so that she (and us folks at home) can ogle them. Even the female still photographer snapping photos has been abandoned.
Of the girls, breast in show goes to highly stacked brunette Logan La Brent, who definitely deserved a better career than she ended up with. Tanya masturbates a lot but finally gives the fans her brand of girl/girl sex in a finale scene.
Mork and Mandy (2009)
How crummy a porn-parody can get
The awful Brit pornographer Paul Chaplin, who hit paydirt soon after with a series of big-budget porn parodies including "Batf*ks" and "Bonny & Clide" dipped his toe into that ripoff genre with this truly awful takeoff on the Robin Williams hit tv show of yore. To make matters worse, this collection of orgies (Chaplin's specialty) concludes with one involving the cast indulging in cosplay, dressed up in "Star Wars" costumes, and even featuring light sabers.
The fabulous current big-bust (and big-rump/botox lips) star Amy Anderssen portrays Mork, styled as a blonde a decade back in her less successful career arc. She's the North American (from Canada) ringer in the Brit & Continental cast identifiable by her accent, and given stupid dialog, for which Chaplin has added a laugh track just to ensure that this DVD is most difficult to sit through.
Joining the starring lineup from a different part of the British Empire (the Indian subcontinent) is Anaya Leon aka Kaia Kane, the best thing in the picture as Mandy, Both she and Amy do a lot of humping, but are upstaged by the endless array of beauties in the orgy scenes, including breast in show brunette Hannah Callow. The many studs involved also get lost in the shuffle, and I could easily identify Steve Hooper and Olivier Sanchez among the uncredited ones giving their all for queen and country.
To add insult to injury, Chaplin inserts himself into the cast in several roles, including playing Romeo in a performance (presumably at one of Paul Raymond's London show palaces) of Shakespeare, where he seems to be serious, and later pops up as a doctor in a typical burlesque routine featuring explicit sex.
I wasn't all that surprised to discover after viewing that this title was missing entirely from IMDb a decade after it was shot, an omission I have just rectified.
Feng Shui Your Pain Away (2019)
Standard lesbo rub-downs
Bree Mills promoted erstwhile cameraman Billy Visual to the director's chair for this set of All Girl Massage content cobbled together from her Gamma Ent. websites. It's worth noting that another level of credits bureaucracy has been recently added, as a collection of websites promising delivery of 50,000 (count em!) scenes including old Vivid Entertainment product is named Adult Time and now presents all the Bree material to subscribers.
The three Oiler vignettes are arousing, but not very creative. One segment reunites director Billy with Jade Nile, who he memorably directed for Digital Playground in a starring role as "The Virgin". Here she's paired with agressive Britney Amber, with the standard switcheroo that Britney as customer insists on being fingered and f*cked by her masseuse Jade, who certainly enjoys going along with the gag.
The individual using a stage name of "3X West" gets story credit for a scene involving busty masseuse Quinn Wilde lusting after accidental customer Penelope Reed, who she merely found sitting in the reception area waiting for a friend, and cajoled into trying a massage.
Title segment has Victoria Voxxx as a hippy-dippy/New Age masseuse trying to create the perfect environment for a rub-down. However, when she asks her client Emily Right (yes, that's the spelling of an ill-chosen stage moniker) to help her move a heavy coffee table out of the way, Emily sprains her back, adding to the urgency if not the efficacy of the contracted massage.
Urban Perversions VIII (2007)
Yes, cigarette-smoking is the main perversion here
Since I'm not privy to who decides what qualifies as porn, or as a perversion for that matter, I was slightly surprised to discover that the extremely minor "fetish" of cigarette-smoking (of course, a lady smoking a fag -recall that this is a British production- has traditionally been considered sexy) predominates in this odd Brit Porn DVD.
Killergram staffer Don Roobles, responsible for the idiotic "Dogging Mission" series of pro-am porn, pops up in several segments gleefully joining in on the action, though only peripherally. He makes nasty remarks and finally shows why he was added to the group of beauties and studs when he points a little penis-shaped dildo at Rebecca Smythe and sprays a torrent of milky fluid from it (after the studs have delivered actual cum shots) as if auditioning for a remake of Borowczyk's famed "The Beast". I suppose one could call that comic relief.
Keiran Lee, before decamping for Chatsworth fame and fortune, appears frequently wearing a mask over the bottom half of his face, one assumes to be kinky. The Killergram girls all try really hard to go gonzo, notably Franki who deep throats with the best of 'em.
Shemale Gangbangers 8 (2009)
Two TS group sex scenes w/different aspects
Certainly the title for this White Ghetto series is all you need to know: several trans-females humping away. The surprise for me is that none of these TS ladies take it in the rear this time out.
In the first scene the girls hump away in mechanical (and totally disinterested) fashion on a pretty blonde cis-female identified as Juliet in a brief interview introduction, carried out in Spanish. So we have vaginal sex and four "active trannies" ejaculating on her breasts when they're done pumping.
Second scene features a familiar guy who appears in many of these videos, getting pegged by the trans-females, one after the other. The eventual money shots, including from their sodomized male, are all delivered into the air as a sort of proof of purchase.
Supersize Meat (2004)
Lots and lots of moments from the Wicked vault
I guess the idea here was to maximize the number of film clips, with 17 scenes in all excerpted from various Wicked Pictures releases nearly a couple of decades back. Some are worth revisiting, but as with many dozens of other Wicked retreads this is strictly for ADD types.
A scene from "Satyr" is worthwhile, with Chloe humped by Mark Davis while Brad Armstrong merely looks on (and hence doesn't get a screen credit in this comp.). "Space Nuts" is represented by Stormy Daniels, while Jenna Jameson is inevitably represented, from one of her lesser vehicles.
Have Gun - Will Travel: Lazarus (1962)
Excellent black comedy, with a timeless team
The black humor of this fun episode is most engaging, as Strother Martin perfectly captures the naive charm of his stereotypical hayseed loser of a character. What makes it extra special is L.Q. Jones, his frequent screen teammate (especially in Westerns like those of Peckinpah) popping up as the villain in the final reel confrontation.
It's a testament to the longevity of this well-made series that over 50 years later I was still actually moved by this episode, even by the harmless cruelty of fake-doctor Dabbs Greer stealing all of hapless Strother's belongings as he pronounces a medical death sentence on the guy. Richard Boone plays his role bemused throughout, managing to get in his grandiloquent recitations as he delivers the eulogy at Martin's mock funeral, but otherwise relishing the opportunity for comedy.