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10,000 BC (2008)
Not that bad actually
Normally I'm not a fan of Roland Emmerich's movies plainly because they're lacking (1998's Godzilla, Independence Day, The day after tomorrow) but this once is above average and many will find it quite watchable. The story takes place 10,000 years ago in prehistoric Africa where a mammoth hunter D'leh (pronounced delyay) chases after a more advanced civilization who has captured his lover evolet and many other members of his tribe. Though there are quite a number of historical inaccuracies, it makes up for it in CGI, great acting. I must say it was really put together nicely.
PROS Amazing CGI Acting Great pacing Action packed
CONS A little boring at some parts (Near the end) Inaccuracies
Overall rating: 6 out of 10
this movie is a decent rent in my book. Check it out.
Cloverfield (2008)
amazing!
This movie didn't let down the fans! Ever since it's mysterious trailer premiered before transformers, the internet has been buzzing like crazy! Now it's out! after 6 months it out. The first person view gave me chills, and the monster looked liked nothing I have ever thought of. There were some scenes in this movie i swear they should win an award. the acting wasn't bad either. few cheesy lines but hey, many masterpieces do as well, and that won't ruin the fun people will have watching this movie. I won't spoil it for you, thats for you to find out.
Once you walk into that theater, you'll want to see it another 5 times.
Paraworld (2006)
fight on a prehistoric parallel world riding on dinosaurs
Amazing, amazing, amazing! from sunflowers studio and SEK, para world is a real time strategy game where your army consists of warriors and powerful armored up dinosaurs. the soundtrack rivals that of halo, the graphics will keep you glued to your seat. there are three tribes, the Norsemen (sort of barbarian viking type) the dust-riders (african/egyptian) and the dragon clan (chinese/japenese) each with specific units to control, like the titan units. i always play as the dust-riders just to crush my enemy with the t.rex titan. at more than 25 dollars, its worth the price. but you need the latest hardware to play it, like a 3d accelerator card, direct x 9.0, and 1 gigabyte of RAM in your computer. a ten out of ten.