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Dreamquest (2000)
A porn movie with a plot?
I am a VERY big fan of Jenna Jameson, but this movie is horrible. At the time Jenna Jameson was married to Brad Armstrong and he was the director of this film and Jenna was the hottest porn star ever. So, of course, Brad tried to make as much money as he could off her by making this big budget porn film. Now I know why they don't make big budget porn movies anymore. In a fantasy world, porn stars could act, but this is the real world and they can't act. That's why there porn stars, if a women as beautiful as Jenna could act, then she would have tried to go into mainstream movies instead of porn. Just because your beautiful doesn't make you a movie star. A fine example of this is Traci Lords, when she was a teen thru her 20's she was one of the most beautiful, sexy women on earth. She made her move into low budget mainstream films and couldn't act. Where is she now? I gave it a 2 instead of a 1 rating just because Jenna is so hot, but there are better movies she has made then "Dream Quest". Come on Jenna, we don't want to hear you talk, as much as we want to see you have sex. Also, you Jenna, would have a lot more fans and more money in your bank account if you would have done anal on film.
The Yellow Tomahawk (1954)
Sunday morning coffee western...
I happened to have seen this movie this morning on TCM. Very bad acting, low budget and poor plot are the impressions I felt while watching the movie. The only highlight of the movie was watching tender young Rita Moreno, (23 years old), playing a teenage Indian squaw in love with an older man in his 50's. She reminded me of a earlier version of Sue Lyon as Lolita (1962), only a more innocent Lolita. She bounces up and down like a 1950's teeny bopper, almost as if you would expect her to be chewing gum, falling all over this old man, willing to give him anything, as he plays it off like she's a hindrance to him. Any man in his 50's that had a beautiful, virgin, teenage girl willing to do ANYTHING for him and be his bride, would be insane not to take advantage of her. It's too bad that the censorship board back when this movie was released didn't permit more of an expansion of a character such as Rita Moreno's. The only reason why I gave this movie a 3 instead of a 1 is Rita Moreno's appearance in the movie.
Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)
Madonna is the only bright star in the movie
This movie was definitely a promotional vehicle for Madonna. Madonna mania was sweeping the country like crazy when this movie came out. It was also, in my opinion, her best look out of all her fashion transformations thru the coming years. Rosanna Arquette was supposed to be the female star of the film but Madonna definitely stole the show. My only, and biggest, regret about this movie was that it had too much early 1980's influence which kept it from becoming a timeless classic, (too much punk rock like scenery). I'll never forget the scene in the movie when Madonna was in the bus depot restroom wearing a skimpy bra drying her under arms, her body was PERFECT. It gave the world a chance to see Madonna with her pre-2% body fat. That scene was the most flesh that had been exposed of Madonna, at that time, you can barely see her nipples poking thru her bra. Also, a very memorable scene from the movie is when Madonna and Mark Blum are in a disco and Madonna is sipping her "triple tequila sunrise" and gyrating her body against the jukebox to the sound of her own song, "Into The Groove". Unfortunately, this was the only memorable movie that Madonna appeared in, the rest of her movie career bombed at the box office.
Smells Like... Sex (1995)
Jenna Jameson at her young best
I would say that this movie is what I like to call "Young Jenna", before Jenna Jameson had plastic surgery to her face and gained a few pounds. She was far more beautiful when her face was natural, she has a plastic, fake look to her now. In my opinion, her first 4 years in porn were her best. After that she started to get picky about whom she worked with and the types of scenes she would do. I'm still very disappointed that she never did an anal scene during her 11 year career. Now the latest from Jenna is that she is married and trying to get pregnant. She states that she will only do lesbian scenes until she gets pregnant, then she will be retiring from acting. She was only 22yo when she made this movie and her natural, young, innocent beauty shines through. Jenna Jameson stars in this film and steals the show. She is definitely the best looking girl and she show's off some surprising talented dialog. Her best scene is when she is in a four way with Kylie Ireland, Vince Voyeur and Felecia. It is also worthy to state that she gives an impressive solo masturbation performance in a bathtub. If you are a big fan of Jenna Jameson, like me, then I would recommend buying this movie. It's simply Jenna at her best.
Hot Bods and Tail Pipe #8 (1999)
Average Anal Movie
Overall average anal movie. I have to say that the women in the movie are not very beautiful, with one unique exception, Dolly Golden. Dolly Golden has the finest California valley girl body that I have ever seen. It's worth renting the movie just to see her bent over a car with her perfect butt and high heels.
Pit and the Pendulum (1961)
One Of The Greatest Horror Movies Of All time...
Vincent Price is by far the master of horror. He has done a number of Edgar Allen Poe movies and The Pit And The Pendulum is the by far his greatest work. The set on this movie was a Halloween horror house masterpiece. If you want to get chills just watch the movie in a dark room by candle light. Too bad the Hollywood of today can't compare with the sheer genius of yesteryear.