GUARD #1: All the people who will be writing good reviews should follow me.
GUARD #2: All the people who will be writing bad reviews should follow me.
GUARD #1: HEY! MOVE IT!!
ME: Ouch! okay! okay!
MY GOOD REVIEW: I think this movie is one of the best movies that I've seen because the plot was great, the actors were great too and all of the action was pretty cool. My brother got the 20th Anniversary Collector's Edition DVD for his birthday and he really liked it. I like the part of the lightcycles because the game was very cool to watch and it would be also cool to actually play it! And..... um.... I forgot I was going to say....uh.....um.......
SARK: FINISH THE REVIEW!!
SARK: Finish it!
SARK: You'll regret this.
Flynn: Wait! STOP! DON'T KILL HIM!! Just let him think what he was about to say in his review so he can finish it!
MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM: Let the reviewer figure out what to write next on the review Sark!
SARK: Well alright!
MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM: End of line.
REVIEW CONTINUED: Overall, this is a great movie to watch with your family and great movie to own.
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