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A decent addition to the series!
2 May 2018
If nothing else, Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell is a vast improvement over Tremors 5 in every single way. Unlike the previous entry, this sequel feels more tonally similar to the first four Tremors films. The humor is more tongue-in-cheek (and yes, way more juvenile), the special effects are improved, and the whole affair is about as entertaining as one could reasonably expect from a direct-to-DVD sequel that's the sixth in a series.

Michael Gross continues to appear to be having a great time playing Burt Gummer, who is just as over-the-top and nutty as ever. Most actors simply would be phoning it in at this point, but Gross makes the best of the so-so script and meager budget to elevate the material to something actually worth watching. Jamie Kennedy, returning as Gummer's son, is thankfully given way better dialogue than he had in Tremors 5, and delivers one of the most enjoyable performances of his career. The supporting cast is fine, although leaves much of a lasting impression. The real stars of the movie, of course, are the graboids. They still look don't quite as cool as they did in the original Tremors, though given that the first one was a theatrical release while the sequels have all been direct-to-DVD, that's hardly a big surprise. While the monsters would benefit from having more money put behind them, they at least aren't Syfy original movie quality. Like Tremors 5, Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell is gorier than the other sequels, and there's a fair amount of blood to go along with the monster attacks. It would be great to one day get an R-rated Tremors film, but this one works well enough as a PG-13. If I had to guess, a Tremors 7 isn't more than a few years away. As long as Gross comes back and the filmmakers can come up with a fresh take, I'll gladly check it out. 6/10
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Worth the wait
22 April 2018
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Super Troopers 2 is, for a better or worse, exactly the movie one would expect. In tone, story, structure, and style, there are very few surprises in how everything plays out. Yet, while this may viewed by some as a weakness, it's also one of the biggest strengths of the film: a rabid desire to meet fan expectations and deliver consistent, non-stop jokes. Hardly 30 seconds go by in any scene without there being one big joke delivered, whether that be through a quip, slapstick bit, a funny callback to the first Super Troopers, or a visual gag. This would be a problem if the jokes weren't funny or Broken Lizard appeared to be trying too hard, but I would say the jokes hit 70-75% of the running time. The movie has the fun atmosphere of Super Troopers maintained, while looking slightly more polished in its cinematography, and having slightly more focus in terms of focus and pacing. Running a slim 85 minutes before ending credits, Super Troopers 2 is completely dedicated to making the audience laugh and wrapping up its story as quickly as possible. Again, maybe that can be seen as a fault, but it's refreshing to see a studio-released comedy these days that's not two hours with filler that should have stayed on the cutting room floor. This is simply a lowbrow comedy sequel made only for fans of the original, and there's no shame in that. For those fans like myself, Super Troopers 2 is probably the most rewarding, fun comedy in years. 8/10
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Tomb Raider (2018)
Best Tomb Raider movie yet
21 March 2018
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Film adaptations of popular videogames have generally not been well received by critics of audiences. Out of all the big screen adaptations of best-selling video games from the past twenty-five years, the two Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider films from 2001 and 2003 respectively, remain two of the most successful in terms overall box office, so another Tomb Raider film was obviously going to be made sooner or later. The fact that it fourteen years for another one to come out is somewhat surprising, but the end result doesn't disappoint. The new Tomb Raider is a less noisy, less special effects driven, and less contrived film than the two previous adaptations, and is about as good one could reasonably expect from a Tomb Raider movie. That's not to say that Tomb Raider is a masterpiece; it is, however, fast-paced, entertaining, and well cast.

Alicia Vikander's performance as Lara Croft makes the movie: tough, smart, and occasionally sassy, Vikander's Croft is a delight to watch onscreen. Lara could have been portrayed as too serious or too jokey, though Vikander and the filmmakers pull off just the right mix to the character. Vikander's dramatic scenes work surprisingly well, never seeming as corny or forced as they could have with another actress. While there is plenty of drama to go with the fun, there is also a fair amount of tension to the proceedings, almost entirely due to the intense performance by Walton Goggins as the main villain. Goggins has played the villain so many times that, at this point in his career, Goggins can play a bad guy in his sleep. That said, his performance doesn't feel like a variation on a role he's played before. Goggins is legitimately creepy here, and his character is, without a doubt, the only truly memorable villain in a video game movie so far.

The only part that keeps Tomb Raider from reaching its true potential is some of the action is too darkly lit. In particular, a fight between Lara and one of Goggins' henchman is so dark that it's almost unwatchable. The best action scenes are saved for the third act when the actual tomb raiding take place. While none of the action scenes are ever boring, it's a shame that the greatest set pieces don't happen until the final 45 minutes.

Even with the disappointing darkly lit action, Tomb Raider is certainly the most well crafted of the three Lara Croft films. It's unlikely that a sequel will be made, though the filmmakers definitely leave the door wide open for the next entry, perhaps in ways that are annoyingly obvious. If able ignore the shamelessly blatant attempts to set up a franchise that isn't going to happen, fans of brainless action and video game adaptations should be happy with what Tomb Raider offers. 6/10
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Death Wish (2018)
As a good a movie as Willis has done in years
4 March 2018
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A remake of Death Wish has been in the works for the better part of a decade, with various stars and directors coming and going throughout the process. When it was finally announced that Bruce Willis would star with Eli Roth at the helm, it was a decision that made sense. The Death Wish franchise has the grindhouse sensibilities that Roth is known for, and Bruce Willis fits well into the grumpy old tough guy mold Charles Bronson perfected with the original five films. The end result is about what one would expect from the Roth/Willis pairing: a gory, violent, occasionally funny remake of the original 1974 film with just enough updates to the formula to keep the whole premise from being completely stale.

There aren't too many surprises in the plot. The screenplay, credited to Joe Carnahan (who is perfectly suited for this material), probably once went further in its political and social commentary than what is present in the final cut. What Death Wish lacks in freshness and depth is made up for by a livelier-than-usual performance from Willis and the best action scenes Roth has ever shot. Made on a somewhat low budget of $30 million, Death Wish doesn't have the epic feel of the Die Hard series or some of Willis' other blockbusters, though it does have nice cinematography, exciting gun battles, and the overall solid production values that Willis' last few years of direct-to-DVD efforts have completely lacked. The only disappointment comes from the fact that all the best action beats are in the trailers and TV spots. The finale, in particular, is somewhat of a letdown thanks to a marketing campaign that showcased the coolest shots. Had the marketing not been so spoiler-heavy, my overall rating would have been at least one point higher.

For Bruce Willis fans, although Death Wish is no Die Hard, it's certainly a million times better than A Good Day to Die Hard, or anything else that he's starred in this past decade. Death Wish presents the Bruce Willis action fans want to see: he cracks some jokes, appears tough, and showcases the charisma that's been absent from his work the past few years. In terms of the overall Death Wish series, this is the best since the original. 6/10
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Ghosted (I) (2017– )
Adam Scott and Craig Robinson make the show
9 December 2017
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"Ghosted" is probably best described as a silly comedy version of "The X Files." While such a description may seem like a concept that shouldn't necessarily work, "Ghosted" is certainly better than the TV spots and weak reviews would indicate. Granted, I'm bound to like anything starring Adam Scott and Craig Robinson. I'm one of the few people that legitimately likes Hot Tub Time Machine 2, a movie that was made memorable almost entirely due to Scott and Robinson. Similarly, "Ghosted" would not be nearly as watchable or entertaining without Scott and Robinson in the lead roles. As two of the funniest actors in Hollywood, Robinson and Scott are able to make story lines that should come across as tired more palatable through their chemistry and banter. The big problem with "Ghosted" is that the show suffers any time Scott and Robinson aren't on screen. That's not a slam against any of the actors or actresses on the show; the writer just haven't found a way to make the side characters as interesting as the leads yet. That said, the show is never hard and to watch, and each episode moves at a brisk pace. "Ghosted" is good for a few decent laughs every week, but given the talent involved, there is room for improvement. Recommended for fans of Scott and Robinson. 6/10
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Better than average shark flick
26 September 2017
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The list of good shark movies is relatively short. There's Jaws, arguably Jaws 2, and Deep Blue Sea. More often than not, shark films are produced for the direct-to-DVD or made-for-cable market, often with predictably awful results. 47 Meters Down, made for a reported $5 million, was originally scheduled to be another direct-to-DVD entry in the shark genre, until The Shallows managed to make a good chunk of money at the box office. Rescued from such a throwaway release, 47 Meters Down ended up being one of the more profitable films of 2017, grossing $50 million worldwide.

It's not hard to see why the film was successful. Despite not having the biggest budget or most original story-line in the world, 47 Meters Down is a solid, scary, fun, and mostly effective little thriller that is never boring and way less predictable than one might expect. Yes, it can be dumb and the twist ending seems like a bit of a cop-out, but 90% the time, the film works. The performances from Claire Holt and Mandy Moore are better than audiences are used to getting in genre pictures of this ilk. The cinematography and directing is far above any shark film one is ever going to see airing on the Syfy Channel. Most importantly, the film isn't overly reliant on cheap boo scares or overuse of CGI. Even though there are a couple brief fake-looking shots, the sharks mostly look good, which is all anyone truly asks out of a shark feature anyway. The shots of the sharks are used somewhat sparingly, although they are used creatively. Given the amount of money the filmmakers had to work with, everything is more well done than I expected, especially considering the movie's status of almost not getting a theatrical release at all. While no one is ever going to compare 47 Meters Down to Jaws, it's easily one of the ten best films in the sub-genre of shark horror movies. Recommended to fans of the genre. 7/10
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A comedy sequel better than the original
4 September 2017
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I enjoyed Goon quite a bit when it was released in the U.S. five years ago. However, it doesn't have the replay value of such other great hockey comedies like Slap Shot or even The Mighty Ducks. It's still a funny movie; I just don't necessarily love it like other sports movie fans do. I'm sure some fans of Goon will be disappointed with Goon: Last of the Enforcers, as the sequel definitely emphasizes story over the profane antics of the original and the joke quotient isn't as high, but it's a better written, more strongly directed, and altogether more confident film than the first.

With Goon: Last of the Enforcers, Seann William Scott has succeeded in making Doug "the Thug" Glatt his signature character, eclipsing Stifler from the American Pie movies. Scott's performance is so good here that it almost feels like watching a new actor on screen. Scott doesn't portray Doug quite as intellectually stunted as he was in the first. The whole theme of Goon: Last of the Enforcers is growth and the potential for a person to evolve and Scott is able to sell this with a more subtle performance than audiences are used to seeing from him. The message of the movie could have been heavy handed as most messages in sports films are, yet director/co-writer/co-producer/co-star Jay Baruchel has a firm enough handle on the material that everything mostly works.

Goon: Last of The Enforcers does have some problems in its middle section. There are scenes that go on too long (a lot of scenes with Wyatt Russell's abrasive character could have been trimmed) and Elisha Cuthbert's character isn't given a whole lot to do, but this is still a solid directorial debut. The fight scenes are easier to follow and more exciting than those in the first movie. There are still plenty of funny low-brow jokes carried over from the style of Goon but Baruchel seems more selective about where he places them. And, most importantly, there seems to be less reliance on sports clichés' this time around, although the one obligatory training montage is thankfully set to Stan Bush's "Dare" playing on the soundtrack.

Comedy sequels are notoriously hard to pull off. They are often unnecessary retreads that don't deliver. Goon: Last of the Enforcers is one of the very rare comedy sequels that works much better than the original. It's funnier, more character driven, and more entertaining. In the United States, the film is unlikely to receive the attention it deserves but hopefully there will be enough love to make a Goon 3 possible. 7.5/10
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Elián (2017)
Another great CNN documentary
3 September 2017
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Over the past few years, CNN has unexpectedly become the network for premiering great, informative, and powerful original documentaries. I never used to watch CNN, but the the station quickly become one of my favorites for new documentaries. ELIAN may be the best documentary CNN has premiered yet, as it explores in depth the fascinating and sad 1999-2000 media firestorm of 5-year-old Elian Gonzalez's arrival to the U.S., stay in Miami, and return back to Cuba. For those who vividly remember what was arguably the biggest story of the 1999-2000 period (other than the Y2K), the movie serves as a reminder as to just how out-of-control and exploitative the media coverage became. For those who were too young to remember the events, the movie is likely to be an interesting view into one of the biggest political stories of the new millennium. Although a lot of key figures in the scandal are featured in the documentary, I feel like a few more people could have been interviewed given just how many different figures became involved in the case. Almost all viewpoints are covered here, but hearing from a few more voices wouldn't have hurt. Even with that minor quibble aside, this is the best documentary I've watched all year, and definitely worth watching for those who enjoy political documentaries. 8/10
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Worth watching for the cast
20 August 2017
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The buddy action movie was one of the most popular and most successful genre staples of the 1980s and 1990s. Predictable but almost always entertaining, the genre seemed to dissipate in the new millennium. The Hit-man's Bodyguard, proudly boasting its R-rating, is a nice throwback to those films with its bombastic action scenes, frequent swearing and bickering between leads Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson, and dedication to genre clichés. The movie is not nearly as successful as The Nice Guys, a similar throwback from last year, but The Hit-man's Bodyguard still manages to entertain even if it is far from perfect.

Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson give exactly the performances one would expect them to give in this type of flick. Reynolds is all about the charm and Jackson is all about the attitude. They play off each other well and make a unique enough pairing that they don't come across as a duo that the audience has seen on screen a hundred times before. At its best, The Hit-man's Bodyguard is laugh-out-loud funny when Reynolds and Jackson are allowed to crack jokes. There are plenty of laughs when Jackson and Reynolds are arguing with each other or doing a terrible job of attempting to be peaceful. There are some great jokes in these scenes. The dialogue doesn't seem nearly as forced as it usually is in buddy films. The humor works for the most part, and I found myself laughing quite a bit at Jackson's lines. The story may be predictable, though Reynolds and Jackson deliver the jokes so well that it's hard to care about that.

While the comedy and the story elements work, the biggest flaw of The Hit-man's Bodyguard is that the long action set pieces take dominance over the comedy. This could have been one of the best action comedies of the past decade, but the action and the comedy are not properly balanced. The action scenes, of which there are about three too many, go on for extremely long periods of time. There are multiple gunfights, explosions, and a super high body count. All of this is fine and expected in an action picture, but here it just becomes boring around the halfway point. A good 20-25 minutes of The Hit-man's Bodyguard is shooting and chases. With the exception of a fun boat chase in Amsterdam, there's nothing innovative or visually interesting about these scenes. Bad guys get shot and fall down. The heroes run for cover. More gunfire ensues. The action isn't horribly shot, it's just not very exciting and tends to get boring. Supposedly, the script was written to be a serious, straight-forward action movie, before being rewritten two weeks before production to add some comedy to the mix. The problem is that this is absolutely obvious throughout.

Even with its uneven tone, The Hit-man's Bodyguard is recommended for fans of Reynolds and Jackson. Jackson has done much better, funnier buddy pictures---The Long Kiss Goodnight, Die Hard with a Vengeance, and even the spoof National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 comes to mind, but there still enough good material to enjoy here. The film is unlikely to become a massive box office hit, though I would definitely watch another Reynolds/Jackson pairing in the future. 6/10
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Atomic Blonde (2017)
Absolutely incredible!
3 August 2017
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I didn't have any huge expectations for Atomic Blonde going into the theater. I expected to enjoy it, though I didn't expect to be blown away by what I'd be seeing. Atomic Blonde is not just the action movie of the summer, but the action movie of the decade. Based on a graphic novel, the film is as beautiful looking as any graphic novel come to life could look. The cinematography is crisp and visually appealing in every scene. The visuals of Atomic Blonde are perfect. The audience can feel the coldness of the Berlin locations. Likewise, the audience can feel the violence and adrenaline in every fight scene. Each fight scene is better than the last. The staircase fight is the one that people will most likely talk about the most years from now, but all the action beats are exciting, fresh, and wonderfully shot.

Charlize Theron as spy Lorraine Broughton is believable in the best action role of her career and really sells the toughness and loneliness of her character. She also does amazing work with the supporting cast. Sofia Boutella, who left quite the impression in last summer's fantastic Star Trek Beyond, gives remarkable, sympathetic performance as the only person Lorraine seems to truly care about on her mission. This easily could have been a throwaway role, but Boutella makes it the second best performance of the movie. Their relationship lends the story both a sense of sadness and purpose that elevates the material above what could have been just a routine spy thriller. It's very rare for action films these days to have interesting characters; Atomic Blonde has several of them. James McAvoy's David is one of the most complex roles the actor has ever played. Meanwhile, John Goodman plays another role that could have seemed thankless, though Goodman is so good that he makes the absolute most with what he's given. Nobody associated with Atomic Blonde is likely to receive an Oscar nomination, but every one involved gives very strong, impressive performances, especially for what is a summer action adventure picture.

There are going to be some that complain about the soundtrack to Atomic Blonde. Yes, the 1980s soundtrack is somewhat constant, yet it's also the best soundtrack I've heard in many years. With the exception of a Marilyn Manson track, every other song is gold and fits the surroundings of the scenes perfectly. The songs capture the mood and feeling both the period and the film itself. Tyler Bates' score is equally as fitting. There are a lot of movies these days where the soundtrack is better than the film itself. The fact that Atomic Blonde has an awesome soundtrack in addition to being a great movie is icing on the cake.

It's unfortunate that Atomic Blonde is not going to get the critical love or box office business that it deserves. It will get lost in the shuffle of bigger, more generic summer releases. With any luck, this near masterpiece will become a cult favorite in the near future and find the audience it deserves. Highly recommended. 9/10
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Road Hard (2015)
Not as good as The Hammer, but still perfect for Adam Carolla fans
24 July 2017
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I've been a huge Adam Carolla fan since "The Man Show". Very few people make me laugh as Carolla, even though I admit his humor is often super lowbrow. The Hammer, the last movie Carolla wrote and produced, is one of the most underrated comedies of the past ten years, yet didn't make a ton of money at the box office. Perhaps that's why Road Hard got such a small release that I wasn't even aware that it existed until it came across it on Amazon Prime account this week. Road Hard, which was co-directed by Carolla, isn't quite as strong as The Hammer, but it's still a solid vehicle for Carolla as an actor and filmmaker. Those who like Carolla's sense of humor will find plenty to laugh at here. From constant comedic rants and crude one-liners, Road Hard is 100% tailored to appeal to Carolla's fans, and the movie is better for it. In his directorial debut, Carolla shows promise behind the camera. He keeps the pace fast, the jokes moving, and keeps the story simple yet satisfying. There are also great brief appearances by Jay Mohr, David Alan Grier, David Koechner, Larry Miller, and Howie Mandel (playing himself). Just like The Hammer, there are obviously autobiographical elements to the story, yet it never comes across as self-indulgent or a vanity project. The movie may be a little rough around the edges, but it made me laugh out loud consistently and entertained me for its entire 97 minutes. Highly recommended for Carolla fans. 8/10
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The House (I) (2017)
A funny mess
30 June 2017
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The House is an odd movie to review. As a comedy, it works just well enough: there are some solid laugh out loud moments, there's a sense of R-rated manic energy, and the performances from the cast are mostly funny. As a coherent movie, however, The House is a mess. Running 80 minutes (if that), the movie seems like it spent far too much time in the editing room. Scene by scene, the movie feels like it's been recut multiple times. There are a ton of montages for such a short film, there's expository voice-over all over the place, and seemingly key characters appear then disappear at random. I'd always prefer a comedy be too short rather than too long, but The House is so brief that I can barely call it a real movie.

With such a short running time, there's obviously almost nothing in the way of character development. There's no real sympathy established for the main characters who start an illegal casino, as they are basically one-dimensional and clueless. I doubt the filmmakers ever truly cared about character motivation or establishing any sense or reality, and the majority of the audience won't either, but everything about The House feels somewhat slapdash and shoddily put together. Maybe at some point there was more meat to the story and more to the film as a whole, though it's hard to tell in the final cut. As per usual with comedies these days, there are scenes from the trailers missing in the finalized version.

As sloppy as just about every aspect of The House is, I can't deny that I laughed quite a bit. In a year filled with dreadful comedies, that counts for something. Will Ferrell plays the dumb dad role he's played in quite a few movies now, though he does it so well that it's hard to care that he's repeating himself. The jokes about his hatred for math had me laughing the hardest, and they actually end up being relevant at the end. It's in these moments that The House seems like it was once a better written, altogether stronger comedy. To be fair, there are still some other memorable highlights: there's a great unexpected What About Bob? reference, the casino bits mostly hit, and Jeremy Renner is the highlight of the third act with an extended cameo. For these scenes alone, The House is worth seeing. Will Ferrell fans like myself should enjoy the majority of what is offered here. Ultimately, The House is a mess, although at least it's a funny, amusing mess. 6/10
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Baywatch (2017)
No better than the show
27 May 2017
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All a Baywatch movie had to be in order to qualify as a success, in my eyes, was to be better than the show. While "Baywatch" was a show that lasted over a decade, very few would call it a quality television series. It was ridiculous, dumb, and always just borderline watchable. The movie version of Baywatch somehow manages to be all those things, and yet somehow even slightly less fun to sit through at times. While no one is going to mistake this version of Baywatch for anything other than a comedy, the attempts at actual comedic scenes are shockingly few and far between. To the great detriment of the entire cast, director Seth Gordon has made a Baywatch film in which the actual "plot" and investigation take up the majority of a bloated 116-minute run time. The result is a tonal mess. The movie feels as if the producers took a PG-13 script for a police procedural then decided at the last minute to make it a Baywatch feature with terribly misplaced gross-out humor shoved in just for the benefit of getting an R-rating. To Gordon's credit, there are great individual moments courtesy of Dwayne Johnson, Hannibal Buress, Rob Huebel, and Alexandra Daddario, as well as a great cameo by David Hasselhoff. The first 20 minutes contains the best material that the film has to offer, but it soon becomes apparent that nobody put a ton of thought into what people actually wanted out of a comedy version of Baywatch, which first and foremost should have been an abundance of jokes. In the end, this movie version of Baywatch isn't any better than the show. While not a complete waste, it's ultimately a missed opportunity. Those who enjoyed the show will get a kick out of the Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson cameos, though I can't imagine anyone else getting anything out this. 5/10
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Brockmire (2017– )
Best new show of 2017
15 May 2017
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I've never really followed baseball in real life, but, for whatever reason, I've always loved baseball comedies with The Bad News Bears being one of my favorite movies of all time, and "Eastbound & Down" being arguably the funniest television series of the past decade. Although "Brockmire" has yet to air an entire season yet, it has already come close to surpassing "Eastbound & Down" in my mind. Like "Eastbound & Down", "Brockmire" features a hard-to-love protagonist with self-destructive tendencies, but it's also smarter and better written. Hank Azaria, who I've never really particularly loved in anything other than Gross Point Blank, is simply amazing Jim Brockmire, a baseball announcer famous for losing his mind on the air upon learning his wife cheated on him. Such a scenario could just be an excuse to go for cheap laughs at every turn, and although "Brockmire" certainly goes for cheap laughs at times, it's also surprisingly moving and even a little philosophical at times. The main question of "Brockmire" is whether peoples' lives are defined by only their worst moments, and what it means to change as a human being in order to have a meaningful legacy. While "Brockmire" never approaches becoming a drama, Azaria's performance carries a fair amount of dramatic weight, as the hurt and sadness of Brockmire are as much a source of conflict as they are for dark humor. Ultimately, "Brockmire" is only partially about baseball, though the baseball scenes tend to be the funniest. The show has proved to be a big hit for IFC, and it will be interesting to see how both the character and the show grow in its second season. For its fantastic first season, I'd give it 9/10 so far. Highly recommended.
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Colossal (2016)
Best monster movie of the decade!
30 April 2017
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Colossal is a fascinating mix of black comedy, monster movie science fiction, and drama. Despite having a trailer that presents the film as simply an offbeat comedy, the movie is actually way darker and way more interesting than one might expect from the marketing material. Anne Hathaway (one of the many credited executive producers) stars as Gloria, a recently unemployed alcoholic writer, who moves back into her childhood home after her life falls apart. Soon, she finds herself drawn to a playground from her childhood, and seemingly connected to a monster wrecking havoc halfway across the world in Seoul. Consistently hungover, Gloria easily could have been an unlikeable, annoying character, though Hathaway, in probably the best performance of her career, makes Gloria not only sympathetic but also relatable and human.

What makes Colossal work so amazingly well is that even if all the super cool monster material was cut out of the film, it would still function as a great, coming-of-age way too late story. It also helps that the story isn't always predictable, as best exemplified by Jason Sudeikis' fantastic performance as seemingly nice guy Oscar, a friend of Gloria's from elementary school. Sudeikis' performance here is unlike anything his fans have seen him do before, and his transformation in the film is nothing short of electrifying to watch. There are those who are not going to like the dark turns that Colossal takes, but for those who are willing to go along with the ride, the movie is surprisingly deep and worthy of discussion.

Colossal isn't entirely flawless. Supporting characters like Tim Blake Nelson's Garth and Austin Stowell's Joel don't get quite enough screen-time that their characters probably deserve to entirely serve the story, although both actors are good in their respective roles, especially Nelson in what is his best part in years. I'd love to see if there are any deleted scenes on the DVD to fill in some missing character moments. Overall though, Colossal is as entertaining, funny, sad, and engaging as any film released in 2017 so far. It's unlikely to make a ton of money, but it's as unique a monster movie as one is likely to find this decade. 8.5/10
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CHIPS (2017)
Good fun
1 April 2017
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Considering that movie versions of such popular 70s shows as Starsky & Hutch and The Dukes of Hazzard were successful in the mid-2000s, it's a bit surprising that it took this long for a CHIPS movie to come along. I've never seen a single episode of the "CHIPS" television series that ran from 1977 to 1983, so I had no expectations, good or bad, when the announcement was made that a big screen version of the show would be coming out. As the buddy comedy genre is my favorite, and I've always liked Dax Shepard and Michael Pena, I decided to check it out, despite the bad reviews and minimal box office results. While no classic, CHIPS delivers what one expects from a standard R-rated action buddy comedy: lots of gunfire, bickering and bantering, swearing, and good lines along the way.

I'm not going to deny that CHIPS is a juvenile movie. A lot of the sexual humor seems pretty forced, although some of it, like the yoga pants jokes, had me laughing out loud. It's easy to see why critics are tearing the film apart. The film is often little more than crude jokes and motorcycle chases. However, when the movie works, it is as entertaining as any film I've seen so far this year. The chemistry between Dax Shepard as Baker and Michael Pena as Ponch goes a long way in terms of making up for some of the flaws in the script. Without any chemistry between the two leads, this could have been a disaster, but Shepard and Pena seem to genuinely like each other, and their characters' eventual friendship feels genuine. It also helps that, although there are certainly over-the-top situations and sequences in CHIPS, the characters themselves are never treated as completely cartoonish or overly heightened just for the sake of comedy.

When action does take place in CHIPS, there is bloodshed and people get hurt. This could have easily created an awkward, uneven tone with all the comedy and cheap jokes, but as the writer/director, Dax Shepard somehow keeps the whole thing afloat. He avoids making the entire affair turn into a total mess, something that it could have if put into the wrong hands. The action scenes aren't particularly bombastic or even that long, probably a result of a lower budget than most action pictures have. That said, the action and chase scenes are well shot. They are also thankfully not dependent on over-editing and shaky cam like so many action pictures are today. Maybe the movie could have had a few more action beats with a larger budget, though what's on screen should please fans of car chases, stunts, and shoot-outs.

CHIPS sometimes feels like footage has been edited down from a longer running time. Kristen Bell, featured prominently in the advertising and opening credits, is in the film for what seems like little more than an extended cameo. Additionally, there seems to be sub-plots focusing on other CHIPS officers that have been cut down. I don't know if there is a large amount of deleted scenes missing from the final cut; there just seems to be a few gaps in between certain spots. Maybe this is the result of some bad editing, but none of this takes away all that much from my overall enjoyment of the film itself. It will be interesting to see whether the DVD/Blu Ray release contains much additional footage.

CHIPS is not perfect. It's probably not going to end up as my favorite comedy of 2017, though it is good fun for those who enjoy buddy movies. All the cop comedy clichés are here. No one is going to accuse CHIPS of being original or ground-breaking. It's simply an entertaining 100 minutes of action and comedy. Recommended. 7/10
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Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out (2017 TV Special)
Worth watching just for the McDonald's bit
5 March 2017
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I'm relatively new to Bill Burr's stand-up material, having only just having discovered him around a year or so ago. While I haven't seen all his specials or heard all his albums, I've seen enough to appreciate his voice and, more often than not, I find him to be a pretty funny guy. Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out, his new Netflix special, has some of the better material of his I've heard, but also some dead spots as well. Burr's routine here on McDonald's is one of the best comedy bits I've heard in a while. McDonald's is an easy target for comedians, though it absolutely to Burr's credit that he's able to make jokes about McDonald's feel not only fresh but also hilarious. My sides hurt from laughing at the routine, and I rewound the special just to watch those few minutes again. Unfortunately, the best jokes are in the first 20 minutes of the special. While there are certainly other good, smart bits throughout the rest of the running time, a lot Burr's rants go on for far too long and become somewhat repetitive. Even so, there's enough funny material here to recommend 'Walk Your Way Out'. 6/10
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Fist Fight (2017)
Could have been a lot better
25 February 2017
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There's a really solid comedy that could have been made out of Fist Fight. As dumb as the main premise is--two adult teachers getting in a fight in the parking lot at the end of the last day of school---there is plenty that could be done with the material. There's ample room for social satire on the education system here, many opportunities for funny scenes of teacher-student interaction, and a chance to comment on masculinity and fighting. Unfortunately, the filmmakers behind Fist Fight rarely take the time to realize any of this potential and are more interested in making sure every scene plays out as cartoonish and over-the-top as possible. There's rarely a single scene in which a character acts like an actual human being and cartoon logic doesn't apply. The film makes the mistake of most sitcoms in thinking that outlandishness is automatically funny, and the quality of the movie suffers greatly as a result.

When Fist Fight is able to rise above its dumber than dirt script and general brain dead nature, it's entirely due to the talented and funny cast. Charlie Day has been doing great comedic work on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" for twelve seasons now, and even with the weak script and questionable direction, he's able to show why he needs more leading man roles. His character, English teacher Andy Campbell, is the only character that is in any way recognizable as a person that could exist in the real world. Maybe it's because I can kind of relate to his character, but Day is somehow miraculously able to get the audience to sympathize with his nervous, trying-to-be-a-nice-guy role even when the script itself treats him as a joke half the time. The best scenes in the entire movie are the ones in which Day gets to interact with Tracy Morgan and Jillian Bell, who like Day, deserve more to work with. Morgan and Bell provide the few laugh-out-loud moments, and give the film sparks of energy when it needs them the most. The scenes of Day, Morgan, and Bell show the potential of what Fist Fight could have been had it not been obsessed on becoming a farce at every turn.

Ice Cube, as the second lead and instigator of the fist fight, does what he can, though Cube is the person who is let down the most by the script. His character is so full of rage that it's really hard to understand how he would ever be able to get a job working in a school, let alone be considered a good teacher. The fatal flaw of Fist Fight is that the audience is never able relate to his predicament, and his character absolutely deserves to get fired, even in the cartoon world set up by the director and screenwriters. JoAnna Garcia, Dennis Haysbert, Christina Hendricks, and Dean Norris are ultimately also wasted in throwaway, undeveloped roles.

On the plus side, Fist Fight is quite short. It runs barely 85 minutes before the ending credits, and it never drags. It just doesn't work a lot of the time. It's never a chore to watch, though it's never even close to what is should be either. For fans of Day, Morgan, or Bell, Fist Fight is probably worth a rental at best. There are some laughs to be had, just not nearly as much as there should have been. It's possible it's the type of film that gets better on repeat viewings, and is likely to be a movie that reruns on Comedy Central over and over again in coming years. It's unfortunate a comedy with this cast couldn't be something more memorable. 5/10
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Best film documentary in a long time
19 February 2017
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Out of all the famous comic book titles that have gotten the deluxe big screen adaptation treatment the past fifteen years, none have been critically unsuccessful as The Fantastic Four. With two pretty dismal big budget installments in 2005 and 2007 respectively, and an absolutely unwatchable "reboot" in 2015, one might come to the conclusion that a decent, faithful Fantastic Four film is just impossible to make. However, the most faithful Fantastic Four adaptation occurred circa 1993 via Roger Corman's production company. Shot for a just a few million bucks, quickly assembled, and then mysteriously locked away never to be officially released to the general public, the film more or less disappeared, only showing up as a bootleg at comic book conventions. Doomed: The Untold Story of Roger Corman's the Fantastic Four entertainingly and honestly tells the story of how such a film came to be shot, completed, and then seemingly locked away forever.

As everyone involved is speaking of a film that presumably may never get released, there is no sugar-coating anything here. No one is out to protect anyone's feelings or keep quiet out of fear of a lawsuit from the film's rights holders. Even Marvel legend Stan Lee gets insulted and called out a few times here. The cast and crew all agree that every person involved in the production were betrayed after putting their hearts and souls into something that, while not a perfect product, was absolutely a labor of love. Some cast members seem slightly more bitter than others, and it's hard to blame them. 'Doomed' may ostensibly be a film about an unseen Fantastic Four film, but it is also a documentary about the dark side of business: what it means to feel like your work has gone unappreciated, fear of uncertainty about one's future job prospects, and how to make it through those difficult times.

This isn't a documentary about big Hollywood actors complaining about how they were treated. These are working actors that saw this film has a potentially huge break, a turning point in their lives. To hear them describe what it was like to have their work go unseen is sad, at times bordering on mildly heartbreaking. But its a true testament to the filmmakers and the actors that 'Doomed' doesn't just revel in bitterness towards those who did them wrong. Those involved are actually forgiving and, to a point, even understanding of what happened and why. They aren't happy about what happened, but, with time and perspective, there is acceptance that sometimes things just don't work out.

One doesn't have to have seen the 1994 version of The Fantastic Four to appreciate what 'Doomed' is about. It's an absolutely fantastic film documentary, although it's also so much more than that. Even for non-comic book fans, 'Doomed' is a solid recommendation. 9/10
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Live by Night (2016)
A bit of a letdown, but worth checking out
22 January 2017
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Live by Night is a really hard movie to review. There's certainly a lot, and I do mean a lot, that can be written about Ben Affleck's latest directorial outing. There's more than enough interesting, well shot scenes with great acting, fantastic action, and some decent ethical questions throughout. The problem is that the version of Live by Night currently playing in theaters, despite by all means looking like a finished film, feels very much like it could be only a temporary version. With an awkward pace that is sometimes sluggish and sometimes fast, characters that are mentioned but never actually seen, and a time-line that spans a lengthy period, Live by Night is a movie that seems like it was, at one point or another, a much longer and detailed film.

If there's a movie that I've seen in the past ten years that just seems to be waiting for a Director's Cut, it's this one. That's not to say that there isn't a ton to enjoy or be impressed at here, it's just that there's an overall feeling of compromise that hangs over a majority of the proceedings. As expected, writer/producer/director/star Ben Affleck gets the most screen time as super cool gangster Joe Coughlin, but seemingly vital characters like his wife (Zoe Saldana) and his best friend (Chris Messina) are barely developed and aren't given the proper amount of screen time that they need or deserve. Elsewhere, there are places where important scenes seem to have been shortened or gone missing. The movie is never hard to follow, but, at the same time, it's hard to ignore where the obvious missing gaps are in the story. This could have clearly been Ben Affleck's best work to date as a director, and indeed Live by Night contains his most memorable action scenes, though the overall feeling is that there is important footage missing in the theatrical cut.

The question then becomes whether or not Live by Night, in its current theatrical version, is worth seeing. I would say yes. While not perfect or the epic that Affleck and Warner Bros. wanted to deliver, the film is still much better than the majority of movies that get released in theaters these days. There's some great acting, beautiful cinematography, and some pretty memorable set pieces. It's the type of period piece that isn't likely to draw in younger viewers, though older audiences are sure to get more out of the overall viewing experience. Hopefully the disappointing box office won't prevent Affleck and Warner Bros. from releasing a longer version in the near future. 6/10
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Arrival (II) (2016)
Best sci-fi movie in years
16 January 2017
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Arrival seemed to kind of come out of nowhere. Released at the end of the year without a ton of promotion and publicity, the film has nonetheless had tremendous staying power and has continued to build its box office gross through word of mouth, becoming one of the surprise hits of the past year. While not a mega Blockbuster like Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (also a solid recommendation), the success of Arrival proves that audiences still respond to stories that aren't dependent on wall to wall action and explosions. Some may see Arrival as boring. The marketing, after all, made the film seem more action-packed than the final cut actually is. But even if the movie isn't always super fast paced, it's always at least interesting and intriguing to watch. Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner give probably the best performances of their careers, giving life to characters that might not have seemed completely three-dimensional on the page. Renner and Adams share great chemistry and absolutely sell moments that could have come off cheesy or schmaltzy. The selling point of Arrival may be the alien story line, but Renner and Adams are the movie. This is really an actors' movie. However, my only one complaint about Arrival is there could have been one or two more scenes developing Renner's character and his motivations/relationship with Adams. Doing so would have been the finale slightly stronger, even it still an extremely effective ending. There are those who will be split on the ending of Arrival. Some will love it, others will absolutely hate it. I found it to be the most memorable ending of any movie of 2016. The ending begs audiences to rewatch the movie again, something I'll have no problem doing in the near future. Arrival is the best sci-fi film to come out in years. 9/10
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Bad Santa 2 (2016)
Better than most sequels
2 January 2017
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I wasn't expecting much out of Bad Santa 2. The recent releases of long delayed comedy sequels like Dumb & Dumber To and Zoolander 2 have proved that great comedies don't necessarily need follow-ups, and I anticipated that to be proved again with Bad Santa 2. But, like a great Christmas surprise, Bad Santa 2, while not as memorable or well made as its predecessor, is certainly the funniest, most twisted, and interesting comedy sequel I can think of in recent memory.

In order to be able to enjoy Bad Santa 2 on any level, one must accept that the movie exists only because of pure sequel logic. In real life, there is no way Willie would ever team up with Marcus again. To believe that Marcus would even be out of prison so soon after committing a murder in the last film requires additional suspension of disbelief. However, if one is able to get past the silly sequel logic of Bad Santa 2, which admittedly is difficult at times, then there are plenty of laughs to be had. I laughed harder at Bad Santa 2 than I've laughed in a long, long time. Even if the story leaves a lot to be desired at times, there are endless memorable lines, funny callbacks to the first film (maybe a bit too many, to be honest), and great comedic performances from the entire cast, so it's easy to forgive the many flaws of the film. There were tears in my eyes during many scenes from laughing so hard, and I'd imagine I missed out on many jokes/lines because of sound of my own laughter. Even people that hate the movie will be unable to deny that the film is packed with wall-to-wall jokes.

Director Mark Waters may not be as subtle a filmmaker as original Bad Santa director Terry Zwigoff, but by returning to the sick, dark roots of his directorial debut, The House of Yes, Waters has managed to craft his best, smartest, and engaging film to date. Bad Santa 2 is even more crude, dark, and sad than Bad Santa, but Waters manages to balance the correct tone for about 90% of the film. However, there are at least two instances where the tone seems to veer off course. An early scene with Willie attempting to suicide seems too cruel and depressing even for a movie like this, and the finale has one bit of shocking violence that doesn't quite gel with all the comedy that has come beforehand. No one is going to deny this is an ugly, mean-spirited dark comedy but in these instances, the humor as a whole is kind of stopped cold.

Anyone that didn't find Bad Santa funny is not going to find anything at all to laugh about in Bad Santa 2. The film earns its R-rating in every single scene and is completely unapologetic about what it is. Those who can laugh at ugly characters who may or may not deserve redemption are likely to appreciate what is offered here. Everyone else is advised to stay away. For me, Bad Santa 2 will join Bad Santa as something I watch every holiday season when I want solid laughs. 8/10
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Graves (I) (2016– )
Great Nolte showcase
13 December 2016
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The idea of focusing on a president and his dysfunctional family seems like a tired comedy scenario. One-season series like "That's My Bush" and "1600 Penn" come to mind, but unlike those shows, "Graves" isn't interested in just being funny and/or wacky. The show is very much about regret and not reaching one's potential, and no actor is better suited to bring out those themes than Nick Nolte. With his face full of harsh features, gruff voice, and expressive eyes, Nolte plays title character Richard Graves with intensity and pathos. Nolte has always been an absolutely amazing dramatic actor, but here he gets to put his comedic chops to great use as well. The character could easily come across as just a grumpy old man, though Nolte is able to bring so much more depth and subtlety than possibly any other actor could. The show is really a showcase to remind audiences of Nolte's talent as an actor, and on that level, "Graves" is a real success. The supporting cast is also excellent all around with Sela Ward as his determined and ambitious wife, Christopher Lowell as his cynical son, and Helene Yorke as his daughter. The only aspect of "Graves" that doesn't work is sometimes the pacing seems off, and plot lines don't always seem to move along like the should. But in terms of cable comedies, it's hard to find much better than "Graves." Recommended.
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Won't be a holiday classic, but provides the laughs
11 December 2016
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There seems to be an annual tradition that, every holiday season, a studio will release a big Christmas comedy, usually with an ensemble cast, in the hopes of producing a new holiday cult classic that will catch on in the way that comedies like National Lampoon's Vacation or Bad Santa have over the years. Office Christmas Party, coming from directing duo Josh Gordon and Will Speck, strives for that same goal, while aiming to capture a mix festive silliness and R-rated raunchiness. The end result, despite being funny and enjoyable enough, is unlikely to become anyone's new favorite holiday movie.

Judging by the marketing materials, the big draw of Office Christmas Party is its massive cast with big names Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston supposedly being the two stars. In reality, Aniston's role is relatively small. She's in the film's most important scenes, no doubt, but she's absent for a large portion of the story. Meanwhile, Bateman's performance, while solid and definitely meatier than Aniston's, is secondary to T.J. Miller. In terms of both overall screen time and importance to the story, Miller is undoubtedly the star of Office Christmas Party. Those who love Miller's presence on "Silicon Valley" like I do are bound to find plenty laugh at here, while those who find the actor annoying are likely to find themselves wishing that the movie focused more on Bateman and Aniston's characters. Miller does his best in trying to infuse a somewhat poorly written character with a level of sympathy and likability, but ultimately his character is a joke machine, offering up some great lines when the film needs them the most.

If anything enhances Office Christmas Party from just being a watchable but forgettable holiday romp, it's the strong supporting cast. Olivia Munn, Kate McKinnon, Courtney B. Vance, Vanessa Bayer, Jillian Bell, and Randall Park do an incredible amount of heavy lifting, keeping the movie afloat with enough fun energy and pleasant moments to keep the audience from thinking about the thin plot and instances of implausibility. However, the highlight of the whole film is definitely Rob Cordrry. I've seen some reviews say that it's obvious Corrdry is phoning it in here in what is clearly a paycheck role, though whether that's true or not, Corrdry is by far the most memorable in the cast. Whenever Corrdry is on screen, Office Christmas Party is elevated almost 100% by his presence. He has the most memorable lines, gets the best reaction shots, and delivers in every scene. His joke about The Human Centipede had me laughing out loud for almost a whole minute.

Mostly due to Corrdry's role, Office Christmas Party works well enough as a harmless, brainless Christmas comedy a majority of the time, but it's also not without its fair share of massive problems along the way. The film suffers from a lot of the same flaws that often plague big studio comedies these days, including an overabundance of unfunny genitalia jokes, an overly long running time, and a third act that barely works. There's also a fairly drawn out cameo by Jimmy Butler that brings absolutely nothing to the movie, and almost grinds the pacing to a screeching halt. I don't follow sports that closely, so maybe there's something supposedly funny or purposeful that I'm missing in having Jimmy Butler in the scene, but it never feels like anything other than the directors throwing in a celebrity cameo for the mere sake of having a celebrity cameo.

There's plenty to criticize about Office Christmas Party, and indeed I've probably been harsher on the film than most people will be, though it's by no means a bad film. There are enough good jokes and a game cast to make it worthy of at least one viewing, and it's very likely to have be quite re-watchable given the sheer number of jokes that the film throws out. Those looking for a fun Christmas comedy could do a lot worse. Slightly recommended. 6/10
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Lights Out (II) (2016)
One of the better horror movies of the year
22 November 2016
Warning: Spoilers
The 2010s has not been a great decade for the studio horror movies. Between an absolutely endless amount of cheap found footage films and bad sequels, there hasn't been much reward in being a horror fan. While I wouldn't say I'm giving up on the genre entirely, I have found myself watching less and less horror movies recently. It's with that mindset that I watched Lights Out. Perhaps it was due to my low expectations, or the fact that I watched the film with the lights off and the sound cranked way up, but whatever the reason, I found Lights Out to be a startlingly effective, well made, surprising little thrill ride that definitely deserved more critical praise.

From the start, nothing about Lights Out is particularly subtle. The jump scares are frequent, the sound design is loud and intrusive, and some of the exposition is clumsy. For those that are looking for it, the film's central depression-as-a-monster metaphor can be super obvious. Yet, none of these factors are necessarily a detriment to the movie itself. Lights Out is a studio film, and it's understandable that certain aspects would have to be somewhat enhanced to reach the widest possible audience. Even with in its biggest, most over-the-top moments, Lights Out mostly works. The scares are properly timed, the emotional beats are nicely handled by the cast, and the cinematography is always beautiful to look at throughout.

Usually in most horror movies of this kind, there are at least a few unintentional laughs just because of ill-timed jump scares, bad dialogue, or stupid plot twists. Lights Out has none of these. It never gets laughably stupid, or too reliant on tired clichés. I was prepared for the whole movie to fall into these traps at any moment, but given the talent behind the camera and the brilliant decision to let the entire film run a brisk 79 minutes, Lights Out never falls apart. Some might see the short running time as an indication that the story wasn't filled out enough to fulfill an adequate running time, though I would argue that the screenwriters did a great job of taking a story that originally lasted as a 3-minute short and expanding it into a coherent, well thought out motion picture. There's even just enough room left for the upcoming sequel, which hopefully won't disappoint.

Lights Out is not a new horror masterpiece that is going to reinvent the genre. Its summer release date was perfectly timed, as the film is a mainstream, scare-heavy PG-13 horror flick. But I give it major credit for being a mainstream PG-13 horror flick with actual subtext, good performances, crisp cinematography, a real story, and actual creepiness. It's a scary movie that is legitimately scary, even if it is never terrifying. Recommended. 7/10
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