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Six Feet Under: That's My Dog (2004)
The worst episode of the entire five seasons.
Why they decided to do this off-concept show I have no idea whatsoever. It begins structured like a normal show with different scenes with each of the characters, and then halfway through without notice it turns into a kidnap story for the rest of the show with David almost being killed after being kidnapped, robbed, beaten etc.
Absolute crap. I was absolutely astounded at how atrocious this episode was. I know the fourth season is generally regarded as the poorest but give me a break. Why break from the winning formula, especially for a story which drags and drags and drags...
I never want to see this episode again.
Rancid Aluminium (2000)
Jesus Christ! This is a MOVIE?
Okay. So there aren't really that many great movies around. Recent gems like American Dream, The Straight Story and even Toy Story 2 don't normally come so close together. But boy (!) does this film counter-balance the quality.
I have NO idea what these people thought they were doing. Are the financiers in this world so easily convinced to fund such a crock of ****? I can just see it now...
Producer - "So we've got Joe Fiennes. He's cute as a button and was pretty good in Shakespeare in Love. And we've got Rhys Ifans, who isn't cute but was cool in Notting Hill. We'll mix in a really mediocre score, a few forgettable post-Britpop tunes, hemlock root and lizard brains and hey presto you've got the worst film of the new millennium.And believe me, it's gonna be a hard job to make anything as bad as this in the next thousand years."
The Bank - "I like it! Any unnecessary sex? Bad camera movements? And what about the worst accents this side of Devil's Own?"
Producer - "Yeah, we got plenty of those."
The Bank - "Sounds great, where do we sign?"