chinoalfonz Reviews

Blood Car (2007)

Greatest horror comedy low budget of all time

[10/10 · 14 April 2008]

This is one of the funniest movies I have EVER seen!!! Granted it's low budget, the whole concept of the movie is ridiculous but Katie Rowlett was hilarious in the movie.

"Why don't you go home and write a Haiku about my box!" I had to pause the movie because I was laughing so hard.

The ending was kind of weak but overall its one of those great B movies where you say.... I wouldn't change ANYTHING about that movie. Great movie all around.

It's obviously not for everyone but for those millions of us out there that love silly comedy horror movies like Army of Darkness style then you will love this movie.

It's not often you laugh so hard at a scene where a guy tries to kill a puppy with a BB GUN!!! We all know thats totally going to work....LOL Watch it. Laugh at it. That's it. You are getting what you ask for in this movie. Blood Car. Ridiculous. Hilarious. Blood. Car.

Oldboy (2003)

Greatest of all Asian Films I've seen

[10/10 · 12 March 2005]

This is one of those movies you either hear about randomly or through a friend of a friend of a friend.....It was November 2004 and for my 25th birthday my friend bought me this movie and Tale of Two Sisters(not very good at all) But OldBoy on the other hand.......WOW.....quite possibly the best Revenge story ever told, forget eastwood and bronson.......OH DAESU is the man, till he finds out the truth(spoiler sort of) and then he pays big time......

I know they are remaking this movie in English, but not sure the translation will cross over and make sense

but we will see, we will see

fantastic funny and wacked out revenge story......1 word WONDERFUL

Mission: Impossible II (2000)

Worst action movie since....well......any chuck norris movie

[4/10 · 25 May 2000]

i was very disappointed in john woo's horrible action movie........i found myself bored most of the movie.......and with tom cruise attempting to turn himself into jet li/ricky the dragon steamboat........just isn't working........tom cruise should stick to porno stuff such as eyes wide shut.....where when the movie sucks at least you get to see some hot naked women.......well i don't suggest going to see MI2 unless you want to waste money