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Things I love
My family
Movies (obviously)
NFL football
NCAA basketball
Good Stand up comedians
Cheesecake
Calvin and Hobbes
My Top 19 favorite movies
1. Hoosiers
2. It's a Wonderful Life
3. Good Will Hunting
4. Dead Poet's Society
5. Princess Bride
6. Serenity
7. Big Fish
8. Field of Dreams
9. Casablanca
10. Office Space
11. Jerry Maguire
12. Shrek
13. Grosse Pointe Blank
14. Say Anything...
15. Almost Famous
16. As Good As It Gets
17. Braveheart
18. Validation
19. Stranger than Fiction
The Greatest Movies I have ever seen: (not in any order)
1. Casablanca
To Kill a Mockingbird
Star Wars: A New Hope
Shichinin no samurai
The Breakfast Club
Memento
Truman Show
Matrix
Biruma no tategoto {aka The Burmese Harp}
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
JFK
Citizen Kane
Crash
Gandhi
Hotel Rwanda
La Haine
Dark Knight
Cloud Atlas
Top (bottom) 9 movies I have ever seen:
1 Garbage Pail Kids Movie
2 Eraserhead
3 Nothing but Trouble (1991)
4 You've Got Mail
5 Kids
6 Truth about Charlie
7 French Twist
8 The Hours [sleep1]
9 Cabaret
My all-time favorite TV shows
1. Scrubs
2. My So Called Life
3. Firefly
4. Sports Night
5. Community
6. Psych
7. The Wire
8. Breaking Bad
9. The League
10. Phineas and Ferb
11. Leverage
12. Entourage
13. Archer
14. Arrested Development
15. Pushing Daisies
16. How I Met Your Mother
17. 24
18. Freaks and Geeks
19. Friends (season 1-5 only)
Movies in my vote history: 4553
(without voting on TV show episodes)
Last five ratings given:
An Unmarried Woman (6/10) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078444/
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (6/10) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1441952/
Firefly 10th Anniversary: Browncoats Unite (10/10) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2505388/
The Yellow Rolls-Royce (3/10) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059927/
Des hommes et des dieux {aka Of Gods and Men} (4/10) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1588337/
Directors with multiple 10's:
Steven Spielberg 5
Billy Wilder 4
Woody Allen 4
Cameron Crowe 3
Christopher Nolan 3
Tim Burton 3
Marc Forster 3
Alfonso Cuaron 3
The Coen Brothers 3
Fritz Freleng 3
David Anspaugh 2
Robert Zemeckis 2
Kurt Kuenne 2 (has three films)
Wachowski Brothers 2
Ben Affleck 2
John Hughes 2
Martin Scorsese 2
Peter Weir 2
Jason Reitman 2
Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris 2
Rob Reiner 2 (4 9's)
Bruno Bozzetto 2
Michael Mann 2
Stephen Frears 2
My favorite Youtube links:
{Some are popular, some are rare}
{Not in order, just numbered for organization}
{This is new so more will come}
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbk980jV7Ao My favorite short film.
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wRkzCW5qI Funny and Inspiring
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY Smile maker
4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1g3ENYxg9k A great comedy skit with a great message. (I'm a psychology major)
5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI A great song for so many different reasons
6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiFrfeJ8dKM This was a Dmetri Martin video that was taken down...
7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0s7ycdUcHk Great song. Better video.
8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOvaCV6uQp8 My favorite Digital Short
9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNH-En9TqZY My favorite Sports moment of all time
10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aehzwwD2II&feature=fvsrFunniest skit ever!!
11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpB_40hYjXU Saw this once and was blown away. It's funny and insightful
12. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyFm2yncnlI My favorite history moment
13. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGckdGEfzA This just makes me laugh every time :)
14. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA By far the most creative music video OF ALL TIME!!
15. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeqPJojGqxc Quite possibly the coolest TV moment ]
Favorite Movie Quotes: (more will be added)
It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I don't care.
Office Space
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy s#!t we don't need.
Fight Club
I was informed that you were the most beautiful women to ever visit Casablanca. I see that was a gross understatement.
Casablanca
How can it be bulls#!t to state an opinion?
High Fidelity
"We burn the fat off our souls. Hemmingway said that."
Jarhead
Never stop, never stop fighting till the fight is done.
The Untouchables
He's plenty old. And people don't mature anymore. They stay jackasses their entire lives.
She's Having a Baby
Doesn't it give you a headache asking stupid questions?
Pepe le Moko
I can't remember anything without you.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
How clever of you, Miss Bingley, to know something of which you are ignorant.
Pride and Prejudice (1940)
Can you believe it? Drops us like a newborn giraffe.
Tarzan
Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians! How clear we make it. Oh, my piglets, we are the origins of war: not history's forces, nor the times, nor justice, nor the lack of it, nor causes, nor religions, nor ideas, nor kinds of government, nor any other thing. We are the killers. We breed wars. We carry it like syphilis inside. Dead bodies rot in field and stream because the living ones are rotten. For the love of God, can't we love one another just a little - that's how peace begins. We have so much to love each other for. We have such possibilities, my children. We could change the world.
The Lion in Winter
Hey Albert? Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.
Garden State
If he's here, who's running hell?
Van Wilder
You're killing me, Smalls!
The Sandlot
It's okay daddy. I'll protect you.
Crash (2004)
That girl is starting to damage my calm.
Serenity
I wouldn't care if you were a pole dancer if you just did it with some integrity.
The Devil Wears Prada
Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.
The Breakfast Club
Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.
So I married an axe murderer
You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Reservoir Dogs
There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.
Kung Fu Panda
"Just the knowledge that every minute spent in your company becomes the new greatest minute of my life!"
Bolt
Tournaments I ranMarch Madness IMDB Top 64 Tournament 2006
Godfather beat Schindler's List
(Shawshank Redemption and The Good, the Bad and the Ugly completed the Final Four)
March Madness IMDB Top 64 Tournament 2007
The Godfather beat Pulp Fiction
(Goodfellas and Taxi Driver round up the Final Four)
March Madness Top 64 Tournament 2008
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest beat The Godfather
(Pulp Fiction and Memento round up the Final Four)
Note. 2009 March Madness Tournament got deleted in the second round by admins. because it was offensive? [giveup]
March Madness IMDB Top 64 Tournament 2010
The Godfather beat Pulp Fiction
(The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly and Psycho round up the Final Four)
March Madness IMDB Top 64 Tournament 2011
Seven Samurai beat The Godfather
(Casablanca and The Godfather Part 2 completed the Final Four)
March Madness IMDB Top 64 Tournament 2012
Apocalypse Now beat Taxi Driver in the finals
(Citizen Kane and Sunset Blvd completed the Final Four)
As of 8/5/2011
Movies left to see in the Top 250: 0
(Have had the list finished a few times)
The movie lists that I am working on:
http://www.listsofbests.com/person/nextwooden
Completed the New AFI list on March 13, 2008
{For my info only really...}
Years in which I have seen every Best Picture Nominee:
1944, 1954, 1967, 1970 - 1971, 1973 - 1975, 1977 - 2013
Only one left to see from:
1929, 1930, 1945, 1947, 1948, 1950, 1958, 1961, 1964, 1969, 1976
My only retired signatures:
Do you like apples?
GWH
After all is said and done, theres not much to say or to do
Dr. Frank
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