BH90210 (TV Series)
Picture's Up (2019)
Christine Elise: Christine Elise
Quotes
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Brian Austin Green : Clear the set? What's going on?
Christine Elise : What's going on is that no one will insure this production as long as there's an active threat out there.
Tori Spelling : We don't need insurance.
Christine Elise : Yes, we do. This is one of the only sets that didn't burn down in the fire.
Gabrielle Carteris : Who's the insurance company? Let's give them a call.
Christine Elise : You guys are delusional.
Jennie Garth : On a good day, it's helpful.
Christine Elise : Maybe, but today's a bad day. We're getting shut down.
Tori Spelling : No!
Christine Elise : I just told Jason. He took it pretty well.
[cut to Jason in his office ripping up the shooting schedule in frustration]
Gabrielle Carteris : Unbelievable.
Brian Austin Green : Yet it's so easy to believe.
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Christine Elise : On top of everything else, we have an HR investigation.
Ian Ziering : Oh, that sucks.
Shannen Doherty : You can't say that.
Ian Ziering : That bites.
Shannen Doherty : You can't say that.
Ian Ziering : It blows?
Christine Elise : Nothing with a mouth. What they want to know is if this deranged loon is a disgruntled employee. It's 2019. Zero tolerance towards any inappropriate behavior.
Brian Austin Green : I miss the '90s.
Jennie Garth : Me, too.
Tori Spelling : Me, too.
Gabrielle Carteris : I'm good.
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Tori Spelling : We can't keep getting shut down. How do we continue to film?
Christine Elise : I don't know. Go find the lunatic.
Tori Spelling : Let's find a lunatic.
Jennie Garth : [indicating Tori] Oh, I found a lunatic.
Christine Elise : We have professionals on this.
Shannen Doherty : [sarcastic] Oh, yeah, 'cause they've been doing such a great job.
Christine Elise : Okay, well, if you can do better, Scooby Doo, have at it. But until then, be ready to clean out your trailers by the end of the day.
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Gabrielle Carteris : Are you avoiding me? I mean, you haven't talked to me since... you know.
Christine Elise : No. No, it's not that. It's just, given all this HR stuff, things have gotten really complicated.
Gabrielle Carteris : What are you talking about?
Christine Elise : In terms of our business relationship. You're an employee. And that puts me at risk.
Gabrielle Carteris : Oh, wait, wait. Everything that's going on, you're telling me that the network cares who you sleep with?
Christine Elise : #MeToo. And... I need you to sign a consent form.
Gabrielle Carteris : A what?
Christine Elise : Consent form saying that you consent to have a sexual relationship with me. If you did me a solid and backdated it, it would really help me out.