Antonio Piluso: [on Phil Hartman's character in the film] The fucking balls on this guy. All right, so he's, like, a single dad and I guess he wants, like, y'know, he wants to get with girls or what-not. He's a bachelor. Like, if you're gonna try and steal a guy's wife, this is a suggestion for all you guys: Don't pick the six foot Austrian who lives next door! I feel like that's a BAD idea. Pick someone who lives across town who's never lifted a weight in their life.