Ass Clowns: Constipated is a silly, slapstick, raunchy, dark independent comedy. Think "South Park" -like humor meets "Something About Mary" and a little "Jackass" thrown in for good measure. Ass Clowns opens with our lead character Froggie, 40's, searching for love in all the wrong places. Froggie is a larger than life individual with an open heart and no ill intentions. He's distraught at the loss of his one true love Candy. Candy, it seems, has asked for space to explore other relationships leaving Froggie wandering the streets in the search for love. We meet Froggie at his lowest point. One of utter despair. As Froggie wanders the streets of Los Angeles, Muta, a 40-something man child, follows in the shadows.
What ensues is unbelievable even for Hollywood standards. Muta decides that he is going to teach Froggie the ways of the world and how to "pick up chicks". We learn that Muta has been "mentoring" men in the ways of picking up women. Froggie lets Muta know that Candy is his one true love but that he's open to what Muta has to offer. After all, he wants to make Candy jealous.
The film follows the antics of Froggie and Muta as they go from one hysterical adventure to the next. In fact, every piece of advice that Muta gives Froggie lands Froggie in worse shape than he started. With an epic finale and an even more outlandish ending this film takes you through all the ways that any man should NEVER be. The true motivation for Muta's "mentorship" is much darker than anyone could imagine.
Synopsis by Margarita Reyes
