Credited cast: | |||
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Pat Leborio | ... | Froggy |
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Charles Arthur Berg | ... | Muta |
Deven MacNair | ... | Cock Block | |
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Matthew Edward Frieberg | ... | Candy |
Booboo Stewart | ... | Celebrity Ring Announcer | |
Margarita Reyes | ... | Mother Muta | |
Nils Allen Stewart | ... | Jesse Ventura | |
Aki Aleong | ... | Tobago Hospital Patient | |
Paul D. Romero | ... | Rick | |
Mario Ponce | ... | Charlos (as Scar) | |
Cesar Hernandez | ... | Paco | |
Anastacia McPherson | ... | Straight Bait | |
Mike Breyer | ... | Doctor Berg | |
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Sage Stewart | ... | Angry fan |
Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
Anne McDaniels | ... | Becky |
Ass Clowns: Constipated is a silly, slapstick, raunchy, dark independent comedy. Think "South Park" -like humor meets "Something About Mary" and a little "Jackass" thrown in for good measure. Ass Clowns opens with our lead character Froggie, 40's, searching for love in all the wrong places. Froggie is a larger than life individual with an open heart and no ill intentions. He's distraught at the loss of his one true love Candy. Candy, it seems, has asked for space to explore other relationships leaving Froggie wandering the streets in the search for love. We meet Froggie at his lowest point. One of utter despair. As Froggie wanders the streets of Los Angeles, Muta, a 40-something man child, follows in the shadows. What ensues is unbelievable even for Hollywood standards.
Muta decides that he is going to teach Froggie the ways of the world and how to "pick up chicks". We learn that Muta has been "mentoring" men in the ways of picking up women. Muta introduces Froggie to Biff. Biff the ...