A1: Funny though. All this knife stabbing business...
A2: Yeah in the UK we have knives...
A1: In the states it's the gun business
A2: I prefer guns, it's more direct
A1: Yeah but the victims suffer more with knives. It's more evil!
A2: The knives aren't kitchen knifes, these ones are only sold for stabbing!
A1: Why would the fucking government allow the sale of knives for stabbing?
A2: They are evil