[at a bar on the night before Jimmy is scheduled to marry Gretchen]
Jimmy Shive-Overly: You know, it is both infuriating and humbling how thoughtful of a friend you are. You've seen me at my worst. And yet... you've always seen my worth. And still, it took me years, literally, to see yours.
Edgar Quintero: It's okay, Jimmy.
Jimmy Shive-Overly: No. No, it's not. You are, and have always been, my best man and my best friend.
Edgar Quintero: Thanks, Jimmy. I, uh... I thought this conversation would be easier after everything we did today. I wanted to remind you how far you've come, how much you've grown, so I can say this: Don't marry her. You told me not to lie to you, and the truth is, you can't do it. You can't marry Gretchen.
Jimmy Shive-Overly: No. No, Edgar, we're... we're in a good place! I mean, she came clean to me. She's stopped lying to me. For me!
Edgar Quintero: I don't think it's enough. Because even when you tell each other the truth, you don't do anything about it, and you just end up hurting each other.
Jimmy Shive-Overly: I'm not gonna hurt Gretchen. Not in ways that count. She's a tough girl.
Edgar Quintero: Beautiful. Are those your vows?
Jimmy Shive-Overly: Fuck you!
Edgar Quintero: You guys hold how you don't judge each other as this great thing, but it's really not. It's just a justification for your guys' selfishness. You love each other, but that's not the same thing as being good for each other.
Jimmy Shive-Overly: You stop talking.
Edgar Quintero: I'm sorry, Jimmy. I'm right. You know I'm right.
Jimmy Shive-Overly: I don't give a shit what you think about our relationship. I never have. You're pathetic. You're nothing!
Edgar Quintero: I talked to the venue and the caterers...
Jimmy Shive-Overly: Stop it.
Edgar Quintero: ...and they are willing to give you half your deposit back if you cancel now. We can get in my car and drive to the desert. We can drive to San Francisco. We can just drive wherever, just as long as you...
Jimmy Shive-Overly: We are done.
Edgar Quintero: Jimmy.
Jimmy Shive-Overly: I don't want to see you ever again.
Edgar Quintero: [voice breaking] You'll destroy each other.
Jimmy Shive-Overly: There is no way I'd rather go.
[Edgar sniffles and leaves the bar while Jimmy fights tears]
