The Dawnseeker

I recently lost my wife to a bitter to divorce. She took the house, the car, and all my money. The only thing she left me was the dog, who was run over by my wife's new boyfriend two days later. in hindsight, we should have taken a cab to my mother's funeral.

After I lost my job from the subsequent drinking, one of the homeless guys from my AA group recommended Dawnseeker. My hopes were high when Bath-salt Bill said, "Dawnseeker wins best picture, I bet my meth on it." It's not everyday a man with 2 fingers per hand is willing to gamble so much. So I settled in to the lawn chair in my one-room apartment and gave it a watch. It didn't take me long to realize the decision to step back over the bridge railing and walk home 2 weeks ago was a huge mistake.

As the credits rolled, I understood that the one thing I would change about my life is watching this miscarriage of a film. So I guess what what I'm saying is; if you're one bad decision away from taking the easy way out, I recommend dawnseeker.