DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)
Wet Hot American Bummer (2018)
Mason Trueblood: Chad Stephens
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Quotes
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Chad Stephens : I heard about last night. It's majorly uncool.
Ava Sharpe : Who knew kids could be so mean? They've been calling me Lake Beast behind my back all day.
Alexis : [pushing past] Excuse me, Lake Beast.
Ava Sharpe : And to my face.
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Chad Stephens : Look, it's not safe for you guys out here. Okay? You're coming with me.
Camper Ava : We can take care of ourselves.
Chad Stephens : You're coming with me whether you like it or not.
[he grabs Sara's arm and knocks Ava down]
Chad Stephens : [in a demonic voice] You think you're so tough?
Camper Sarah : I don't think it. I know it.
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Chad Stephens : I'm sorry. Couldn't help but admire your lanyard. Did you make that yourself?
Ray Palmer : Oh. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, along with twenty-one required merit badges. I also went on to get certification in nuclear science and dentistry.
Chad Stephens : Oh, snap! I've got some serious competition for "Coolest counselor" this summer, huh?
[to Sara]
Chad Stephens : What about you? Any special skills?
Sara Lance : [clearly not taken with Chad] Martial arts.
Chad Stephens : [makes a lame martial arts pose] Huwaa!
[laughs]
Chad Stephens : Sorry, it's just so fresh.
[does air karate chops]
Chad Stephens : Jackie Chan, you know.
Sara Lance : [still unimpressed] I prefer knives and swords.
Chad Stephens : Right, yeah. "Point" taken.
[laughs]