Great to see Cybill Shepherd again. And just like most shepherds, Cybill hasn't worked much in the last two centuries.
Cybill had an affair with Elvis. How cool, man? Years after their affair, Cybill revealed that Elvis went down on you. Is that true?
[Cybill nods slowly, to cheers from the audience
Yeah. All right. Hell, yeah. Well... you'd think a hound dog would have a better sense of smell. And speaking of moonlighting, Dom Irrera had to cancel two shifts at Macaroni Grill to be ...