Once upon a time there was a BLEEP Year Old Woman. She awakens to her desire, nay, NEED, to dream-come-true (the verb). She quits her practical, adults-have-these job and follows the tutu. Episode 1 finds her in Ballet Class where she quickly discovers there's no such thing as "beginner" in the Gigantic Apple. An aged Kimmy Schmidt meets New Girl's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
She looked delusion in the face and thought, "Yeah, we're gonna get along just fine."