Crowley : What is this all about? Building a big boat and filling it with a traveling zoo?
Aziraphale : From what I hear, God's bit tetchy. Wiping out the human race. Big storm.
Crowley : All of them?
Aziraphale : Just the locals. I don't believe the Almighty's upset with the Chinese. Or the Native Americans. Or the Australians.
Crowley : Yes...
Aziraphale : And God's not actually going to wipe all the locals. Noah's up there. His family, his sons, his wives, they're all gonna be fine.
Crowley : But they're drowning everybody else?
[Aziraphale nods. Some children run by]
Crowley : Not the kids. You can't kill kids.
[Aziraphale nods sadly]
Crowley : That's more like the kind the thing you expect my Lord to do.
Aziraphale : Yes, but when it's done, the Almighty is going put out a new thing called a "rain bow". As a promise not to drown everyone again.
Crowley : [sarcastically] How kind.
Aziraphale : You can't judge the Almighty, Crowley. God's plans are...
Crowley : Are you going to say "ineffable"?
Aziraphale : Possibly.
Crowley : [shouting to one of Noah's sons] Oy! Shem! That unicorn's gonna make run for it. Oh, it's too late. It's too late! Well, you've still got one of them.