Last American Horror Show

So lame the producers couldn't even get a phonograph player correct.

Wow, this was bad!

But wait, I am getting ahead of myself. I was initially lured in by the interesting movie cover/poster for this 2018 horror movie titled "Last American Horror Show". And being an avid horror fan, of course I sat down to watch the movie.

That was a mistake, because this was a massive waste of time. First of all, the movie is very low budget, and the production value of the movie shows that all over. I mean, you can even see the shadow of a guy holding the microphone throughout the majority of the introduction scene of the movie. And they uses vintage footage from the Vietnam war as well. Wow, just wow.

The story was pointless, and you really shouldn't torment yourself to sit through this. And it would have helped if the movie had an interesting character gallery. But that was not the case either.

If this was a horror show, no wonder it was the last!

It should be said, however, that the acting in the movie was, for the most parts, adequate and passable. But the fact that the actors and actresses had absolutely nothing to work with in terms of script or story was just staggering.

I am rating this movie a staggering 1 out of 10 stars. It was just abysmal to sit through. In fact, truth be told, I didn't manage to endure the entire movie, I must admit that I valued my time on this Earth a bit too much to keep going.

"Last American Horror Show" from writer and Michael S. Rodriguez came and went without any impact.

The description shows a promising cast of talent, which led me to believe I was in for a treat. But this comes off as nothing short of a high school film project, using actors he found on Facebook. In short, the acting is beyond terrible! I don't believe their supposed $1000 budget was even used.

Truly one of the top 10 worst movies I've ever seen. Yet it's also entertaining. Less than b grade acting, perhaps single takes, + + for creativity. Well done to the actors for upholding a poor storyline! All that said, worth a watch, if it's raining, and you are neither mobile, sober or otherwise offered immediate relief from your significant other! Enjoy! I can't think of 600 words to describe this movie though perhaps a cut and paste 30 times to save your souls from the time I wasted watching this garbage will suffice...

Truly one of the top 10 worst movies I've ever seen. Yet it's also entertaining. Less than b grade acting, perhaps single takes, + + for creativity. Well done to the actors for upholding a poor storyline! All that said, worth a watch, if it's raining, and you are neither mobile, sober or otherwise offered immediate relief from your significant other! Enjoy! I can't think 600 words to describe this movie though perhaps cut and paste 30 times to save your souls from the time I wasted watching this garbage??

I wrote a lengthy, well thought out review, but it wasn't worth it. This flick is one of those new style low budget films that looks like a mix of soap opera and student film. I absolutely hate this trash. Back in the 80's they made gems like Sleepaway camp with low budgets, and now we get horror that looks like it was filmed on an iphone 6... Pretty sad that I mentioned Sleepaway Camp, because the original Angela is in this film, but it's still garbage.