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Jared Patrick Burkett,
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Ana Paula Arósio,
Gabriel Braga Nunes,
If the title dares you to watch it, you have all you need to know
Seriously, are you expecting a good movie with a title like this? This is an anthology of short nonsense horror imagery. There's nothing here that even tells a story, so I cannot go out of my way to even describe this as horror anthology. The movie opens up with "The Stylist." To sum this short up, a woman is complaining while her hair is getting cut about how she's going to act in front of her boss at a party. Her friend, cutting her hair, decides to graphically remove her entire hair from her scalp, and put it on her own. Why? That's never explained. I guess we're suppose to assume she's going to try to go to the party acting as if she were her, wearing her hair like a wig? Still want to watch more? Next story is "Ink". It's about a guy going around removing tattoo's from peoples bodies. Skin and all, and then he cuts his own skin off, and places the tattoo skin on his own body. First of all, if you want the tattoo, you could just get your own, instead of going around hurting people for your wants. I hope the cops catch this air-hole in time. ( Spoiler: They don't!) I won't even bother describing the last two segments, because 90 percent of you aren't even going to make it that far, all I can say is one is really short, the other is really long, and they're both really boring, so there's your summary of Watch If You Dare. A movie that makes me wish that some of my material could be put on film, because I know DAMN well what I write is better this then garbage!
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