Mr. Cleaver (2018)

Seven gutter punks break into a seemingly abandoned warehouse only to find themselves hunted by its bloodthirsty owner. A sex, drugs, and gore throwback to the straight-to-video slasher movies of the early 90s.

Director:

Nik Wendelsdorf

Writer:

Nik Wendelsdorf

Stars:

Dwight Baker, Danilo A. Daniel, Patrick Donahue

Cast

Credited cast:
Dwight Baker	...	Worker 1
Danilo A. Daniel	...	Worker 3
Patrick Donahue	...	Mr. Cleaver
Brian Dougherty	...	Inspector
Ian Enriquez	...	Lump
Alexandra Guerineaud	...	Crystal
Ted Johnson	...	Bum 1
Sarah Korda	...	Liz
Shannon Lark	...	Melanie
Rosemary Maciel	...	Mrs. Cleaver
Jennifer Medina	...	Bum 3
Santiago Morales	...	Marcus
Ly Pham	...	Tammy
Ron Smith	...	Spaz (as Ronnie Kerr)
Peter Tripodi	...	Worker 2

Storyline

Seven gutter punks break into a seemingly abandoned warehouse only to find themselves hunted by its bloodthirsty owner. A sex, drugs, and gore throwback to the straight-to-video slasher movies of the early 90s.

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Plot Keywords:

psychopath | cannibal | slasher | massacre | murder | 

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Genres:

Horror

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Details

Official Sites:

Official Facebook

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

12 February 2018 (USA)

Box Office

Budget:

$25,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Technical Specs

Runtime:

75 min

Color:

Color

User Reviews

Awful, terrible, horrible movie...and I loved it!

***WARNING*** If you want a well made movie, don't watch this.

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If you want a disgustingly bad, horrifically undertalented, terribly low budget movie, AND you're a punk, then this is right up your alley.

• Want good filming? Nope.
• Want good production? No way.
• Want good lighting? Nuh uh.
• Want good acting? Negatory.
• Want good context and script? Nein.
• Want good fx & sound? Nyet.
• Do you want ANY redeeming value? No.
• Basically, want anything good at all? No way, no how.

If you answered NO to all of the above, then this movie might be for you!

• Were you a punk? YES!
• Did you wander aimlessly with your pals? YES!
• Want some good punk rock? YES!
• Want some bad special fx with a little gore? YES!
• Do you like cheesy b-flicks? YES!
• Do you want lesbians? YES!
• And some brief nudity? YES!
• Want sleazy dialog, angry kids, and profanity? YES!
• How about sex, drugs, and punk rock? YES!

If you answered YES to all of the above, then this is DEFINITELY for you.

Parental content:

• it's a movie about some punk kids...of course there's profanity.
• a couple of sex scenes with female topless nudity, as well as lesbian sex scene (female breasts visible), but an act of cunnilingus, shot from behind (female breasts visible and kissing).
• use of alcohol, cigarettes, marijuana, and cocaine.
• while cheesily done, there are scenes of violence and gore. Not a lot of gore, and the fx are terrible, but it's there. It's done in a schlocky way, even laughably-so at points.
• no intense scenes whatsoever. This movie is all about schlock-n-sleaze.

Essentially, this is a piece of garbage, for the purpose of being, well, a piece of garbage. I don't know if it is the nostalgia of being a punk kid that made me love it so much - remembering doing all the stuff these guys did, well, with the exception of murder, dismemberment, and lesbian sex - or the fact that it was so evidently a labor of love on the part of the writers, director, and actors, but I had a ton of fun.

And in case you didn't get this from the above comments, DO NOT TAKE THIS MOVIE SERIOUSLY! Nobody making it did. But if you want a good laugh with the possibility of nostalgia, pull up a couch, grab your favorite adult refreshment, and enjoy!