Red Notice (2021)
Quotes
Nolan Booth: No, no. Don't move. Don't Move.
John Hartley: Why?
Nolan Booth: Bulls have terrible eyesight. But they can sense motion.
John Hartley: You're thinking of Jurassic Park.
Nolan Booth: No. I saw a nature documentary starring David Attenborough.
John Hartley: You're thinking of Richard Attenborough from Jurassic Park.
John Hartley: Vamonos. Vamonos. They're telling me to run. They're telling me to run.
Nolan Booth: If you run, you die.
John Hartley: All right, yes or no, was Jeff Goldblum in it?
Nolan Booth: Oh, my god!. It was Jurassic Park. That's Jeff Goldblum.
John Hartley: Asshole!
Nolan Booth: [to Hartley] Why are you wearing the hairnet? You're bald.
John Hartley: Can you fly a helicopter?
Nolan Booth: Does the back of your head look like a huge penis?
[beat]
Nolan Booth: The answer is yes!
Nolan Booth: It doesn't matter what you do, only matters what they think you've done.
John Hartley: You know what I think is funny, Booth?
Nolan Booth: Vin Diesel's audition tape for Cats? It exists.
Ed Sheeran: Do you know who I am? I was in Game of Thrones! I'm Ed Sheeran, bitch!
John Hartley: You know, I'm really starting to not like you.
Nolan Booth: Oh, come on! Not like me? You don't even know me. We could have a lot in common.
John Hartley: Maybe I don't know you, but I've been building a profile on you, ever since you stole William Strang's Lady with a Red Hat from the Tate back in 2014.
Nolan Booth: You can't prove that was me.
[they look at the painting on the wall]
Nolan Booth: I got that on Etsy.
Nolan Booth: Oh, you made it. Thank God! I was praying for you.
John Hartley: Don't give me that shit. You were gonna leave me?
Nolan Booth: You said, "Save yourself."
John Hartley: I said, "Go", but I didn't mean without me.
Nolan Booth: You said, "go save yourself." And I was gonna carry you with me in my heart like an eternal flame, you stupid complainer.
John Hartley: We're not partners. This is a marriage of convenience.
Nolan Booth: I want a divorce and I'm keeping the kids.
John Hartley: She's The Bishop.
Nolan Booth: No shit, dipdick!
The Bishop: It's so nice to finally meet you, Mr. Booth. Such a thrill to be face-to-face with the second-best art thief in the world.
Nolan Booth: Oh, I see what you did there. That's... Yeah, you got lucky a couple of times early on, you know? But you can't name one time in the past year that you beat me.
The Bishop: Helsinki.
Nolan Booth: My parachute failed.
The Bishop: Jakarta.
Nolan Booth: My Segway sank.
The Bishop: Macau.
Nolan Booth: Nobody knew that Miley Cyrus was going to be there. It was a completely unannounced show.
The Bishop: [to Nolan] You can have excuses or results. Not both.
Nolan Booth: [to John] Where'd you get that jacket? It's a statement piece. Somewhere there is a very nude cow whispering, "Worth it."
Nolan Booth: No way, Jose. The intrepid Inspector Das.
Inspector Urvashi Das: I wouldn't have missed this for the world. I'll take that. Thank you.
Nolan Booth: It's nice to meet a fan.
Inspector Urvashi Das: Oh, that's cute.You wanna know what else is cute? Because you're wanted in 18 separate countries, I get to choose which one of then detains you until trial, given your escape history. What are you, six for six now?
Nolan Booth: Yeah. One more and I get a Shawshank jacket.
Inspector Urvashi Das: Keep making your jokes because I'm about to send you to the worst place in the world.
Nolan Booth: Your Instagram account?
Nolan Booth: [to John] Even if I did partner up with you, we'd still only have one brain.
Nolan Booth: This whole time you were working for her?
John Hartley: Not for, with. Like partners.
The Bishop: Yeah, we're both The Bishop. Surprise!
John Hartley: There are two bishops in chess.
The Bishop: And a whole lotta pawns.
Nolan Booth: [to The Bishop] I don't have to win in order for you to lose. That's the best part of this whole thing.
Nolan Booth: I'm big on forgiveness. I always have been. But I'm not so big on forget-ness.
Ed Sheeran: I'm Ed Sheeran, bitch!
Nolan Booth: [to John] You really are dumber than I look.
Nolan Booth: The most important part of any plan is a good night's sleep.
John Hartley: I'm a good guy. But sometimes I do bad things.
Nolan Booth: [to John] Look, it's not that I don't care about you. It's that I don't care about anyone.
The Bishop: I'm so focused on winning all the time, on being the best at what I do, that I can never just fully relax and just be.
The Bishop: It's so rare in my line of work to find someone who's just there to listen.
John Hartley: [to Nolan] You know, I'm really starting to not like you.
[first lines]
Opening Narrator: Though many know the tragic love story of Antony and Cleopatra, the wayward Roman general who fell madly in love with the enchanting Egyptian queen, both of them taking their lives rather than face a world without each other, few know the secret story of the most sought after prize and unsolved puzzle of their time, the mystery of Cleopatra with three bejeweled eggs's third egg.
Opening Narrator: On their wedding day, as a symbol of his undying devotion, Marc Antony presented Cleopatra with three bejeweled eggs, each one more exquisite than the last. For centuries these eggs were thought to be nothing more than myth, rumor. But then, in 1907 just outside of Cairo, a local farmer found the first two of them. Some say the third egg was never found. Others claim it was discovered, but just as quickly lost, never to be seen again.
Nolan Booth: Oh, relax, baldy-locks.
The Bishop: There is one last thing you should know. Trusting a thief can be dangerous.
Nolan Booth: Your entrances are bullshit!
Ed Sheeran: Don't you know I am? I'm Ed Sheeran bitch!
