Jurassic Thunder

Milko Davis gives us an outstanding literary masterpiece in Jurassic Thunder. Following thru on his dream by directing, his thrilling story gives us plenty of reasons to buy beer. Tell all your friends to join you for a special screening and make sure they bring plenty of Steel Reserve. Post it on Facebook. Heath C. Heine nails Trump to a tee. Any idiot drunk enough can not help but to cheer for the weaponized dinosaurs! You should certainly watch this film and contemplate the toilet paper rush due to the Coronavirus. You will need it after watching. We all need to support these companies that believe in giving us these masterworks because they think so much of us. I mean, dinosaurs are people too! Just remember people, when talking about the movies that really matter, Jurassic Thunder is one to be proud of seeing. Tell all your friends. I mean think about it, if you are able to watch this past 5 minutes, you are my hero. Idiots are people too. As evidenced by the cast and the sponsors and the great minds who greenlighted this. We should feel 'special' that the producers and studios think so highly of us. No matter how much beer you drank, drink all you want, we'll make more. This review is sponsored by the world brewing federation.

I love bad movies, especially accidentally bad movies.

This is a deliberately bad movie. One of those ones where no one in the movie is even pretending to take it seriously. About 80% of every set is people deliberately badly standing in front of a green screen. Actors turn to look directly into the camera to pull faces. The cgi is deliberately as unrealistic as possible.

Its just bad. People are claiming it's trying to spoof low budget movies but nothing comes across as a spoof. It feels more like something a group of teenagers would make for a YouTube channel.

Also, the president is Donald Trump. That's the whole joke. Its the worst Donald Trump impression I've seen, there's no actual jokes, it's just there's someone doing a really awkward Donald Trump impression everyone in awhile and saying incredibly little. Even if you'd just copied some memes about him it would have been better.

Not worth the time.

Wish I had never watched this. Makes fun of our president and military in the whole movie. Nothing impressing or funny about this movie. Horrible horrible horrible. I DO NOT RECOMMEND!!!! I would not call this B rated. I would call it F rated.

I don't know what to write, except this. This movie is a real dissapointment. Really, don't see it................it's sò bad.

It's cheesy. But in a great way, it deserves some credit for the ingenuity of ridiculousness. The CGI is soo awful that it makes it great. The trump satire is absolutely on point with the meaning of the story it's pretty well packed with action and I enjoyed that of it. The props the movie were excellent. You could tell that they were crafted by a pretty great team of prop creators. It's awesome to see how these people come up with certain solutions to make props for these movies. And absolutely kill it if you're not looking for it. Domino's who is it? No I made drop suey. Oh sorry I didn't realize my text to speech was still on.