[singing to the tune of The Dreidel Song
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of clay, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I don't know how to play. Putzes, schmutzes, futzes all are Jewish words, Schwimmer, Sandler, Spielberg all are Jewish nerds. So why do you need Christmas when you have Hanukkah, Schmanta Claus is coming to girls named Monica.
[asking the crowd
Monica on Friends was Jewish and I assume that's a Jewish name, right?