John Trujillo: I honest don't know what's more pathetic, though, like, your mom's use of emoji's or the fact that you're 22 and still live with your parents. No, no, no, no. I have a winner. It's that you still haven't come out to your family.
Ray Terrill: Oh! We've been over this.
John Trujillo: And it never makes any more sense, at all.
Ray Terrill: You know how conservative my parents are. I've got to go about it in just the right way.
John Trujillo: Waiting until you've figured out the perfect way, is just an excuse to procrastinate. You're becoming a procrastor-faker. You're procrastinating and faking, it's not working.
Ray Terrill: If I'm procrastinating, it's for a good reason. They're still disappointed I didn't go into the military like Michael.
John Trujillo: Then why not just move out?
Ray Terrill: When I find a new job that let's me help people, but pays the bills, I will.
John Trujillo: Then move to Sweden. We'll get your a Swiss Army knife, take you to Albert Einstein's house, it will all work out.
Ray Terrill: Not all of us have trust funds from great grandparents who invented diet soda.
