Sheldon is sent to Sunday school when Mary catches him playing Dungeons and Dragons with his friends.
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[after reading 1 Samuel book of the Bible
Is there anyone in town from the Amalek tribe?
I don't know. Why?
If there is, we're supposed to kill them...
And their cows.