Always Be My Maybe (2019)
Fast Food Cashier: Welcome to Burger King. Flame grilling since 1954. Can I interest you in a Whopper? You can get it to go if you wanna eat it in your car and cry.
Keanu Reeves: The man who embraces his mediocre nothingness shines greater than any.
Jenny: You can't change the world without influential people.
Marcus Kim: So you need to know famous people in order to make a difference?
Jenny: It helps. Look at everything Leonardo Di Caprio has done for climate change.
Marcus Kim: What has he done for climate change?
Jenny: He's working on it.
Sasha Tran: Hey, where'd you get that condom?
Marcus Kim: Oh, um... seventh grade.
Sasha Tran: Oh.
Sasha Tran: who... who taught you how to put it on?
Marcus Kim: This lady came to our school... taught us, like, sex ed for a day, and... she put it on a banana.
Sasha Tran: Oh... did you practice at home with bananas?
Marcus Kim: No. I didn't need a banana at home.
Marcus Kim: I thought this was a high-end restaurant. Why am I the only one wearing a tux?
Sasha Tran: Oh, sorry, I should have told you. Rich people are done with fancy clothes. Now it's all 4,000$ T-shirt that look like they were stolen off the homeless.