Luci: Oh, man...
[a tear quickly evaporates in his eye]
Luci: If this is sadness, I don't like it one bit.
Elfo: No, I can't go crawling back home! It will wreck my image as a total badass!
Luci: What'd you do? Forget to return a library book?
Elfo: [gasps] Yes! I can never go back home!
Elfo: [sniffing] Wait, I smell cocoa, caramel, and conformity! Elfwood! We're here!