Zardu Hasselfrau: Getting down and dirty with a procyon lotor / Got no people skills, but he's good with motors / That weird thing by his side, an infantilized sequoia / The two of them walk by, people say "oh boy-a" / They ask me why I'm bringin' a baby into battle / That's really irresponsible, and getting them rattled / I say, give me a break! Get off my back dammit! / I didn't learn parenting, my daddy was a planet!
