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Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)

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An illustrious British boarding school becomes a bloody battleground when a mysterious sinkhole appears at a nearby fracking site unleashing unspeakable horror.

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Crispian Mills

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Credited cast:
Margot Robbie ... Audrey
Simon Pegg ... Meredith Houseman
Michael Sheen ... The Bat
Finn Cole ... Don Wallace
Asa Butterfield ... Willoughby Blake
Hermione Corfield ... Clemsie Lawrence
Nick Frost ... Woody
Kit Connor ... Wootton
Alex Macqueen ... Terrafrack Boss
Jamie Blackley ... Caspar De Brunose
Isabella Laughland ... Kay
Jo Hartley ... Babs Wallace
Tom Rhys Harries ... Clegg
Hanako Footman ... Poppet Chenvix-Trench
Jane Stanness ... Matron
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An illustrious British boarding school becomes a bloody battleground when a mysterious sinkhole appears at a nearby fracking site unleashing unspeakable horror.

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Bloodius. Hellius. Maximus.


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Rated R for bloody violence, language throughout, sexual content, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

17 May 2019 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Slaughterhouse Rulez See more »

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Opening Weekend USA:

$2,145, 19 May 2019

Gross USA:

$4,665

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$730,762
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Slaughterhouse School is in Gloucestershire which is the same county as Sandford, the village from Hot Fuzz which also starred Simon Pegg and Nick Frost...hot fuzz sandford was based around wells somerset See more »

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In one brief scene, Don is sitting in a second floor classroom looking out a window at Clemsie, who is standing on a paved path several yards from the classroom building. You can tell by the light shining on Don's face and from Clemsie's shadow that the sun is shining against the window. Clemsie appears to see Don wave slightly at her, but in those light conditions, all anyone could see in such a window would be glaring light. You'd have to stand at the window and create some shade to see through the glass well enough to perceive anything meaningful. See more »

Quotes

Don Wallace: [incredulously on observing an Andromeda Students' orgy] We're going to let them run our fucking country?
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References Braveheart (1995) See more »

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Slaughterhouse Rulez
1 December 2018 | by cinemawithcjSee all my reviews

Slaughterhouse Rulez makes you feel so disappointed after going into a film not expecting much and hoping to be pleasantly surprised. It's a feeling you'd get from say, the St Trinian's movies. Which aren't very good, but they are watchable and fun enough to keep you away from the feeling that you've wasted your time.

Slaughterhouse Rulez tries to marry St Trinian's with Shaun of the Dead, which feels like the germ of a potentially fun romp, but in reality misses so many marks you just want either of those influences on the screen instead. Which isn't hard when one of those intended apes is a five-star classic.

What you get here, however, is a film that tries to capture the ridiculousness of British comedy and context with the energy of better and more ingenious filmmakers. Tries is the keyword throughout all of this film. It tries to be funny, it tries to be scary, it tries to foreshadow, it tries to have fun splatter, it tries to have meaningful characters and engaging villains.

The film tries to pack so much into it it never quite hits the mark. In its 103 minute run-time, Slaughterhouse Rulez tries to juggle multiple plot-lines that are never quite fleshed out enough, which in turn mean we never quite care enough. There are many a reference to the world building and history of what's come before the film going in, but it doesn't give us enough to really connect or think or feel.

It all just feels hollow and half-baked. Between the few good throwaway jokes and visual gags and embracing some practical horror effects (amongst boring ugly monster design), not to mention a supporting cast that sometimes shines (Simon Pegg and Nick Frost in the same film rock, but Michael Sheen once again is the scene-stealer), Slaughterhouse Rulez is otherwise another cheap attempt at British film-making unfortunately cast in the shadow of its great predecessors. It was never going to be a Shaun of the Dead, but it's so tragic that it's not even a St Trinian's.


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