The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

Keegan-Michael Key: Toad

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Quotes 

• Mario : So this is not a dream?

  [Toad whacks Mario on the arm] 

  Toad : That hurt, right?

  Mario : [flabbergasted]  Yes!

  Toad : Definitely not a dream.

• Mario : [gazing in amazement at all the mushrooms around the palace]  What is this place?

  [he sees a blue mushroom and reaches for it when...] 

  Toad : [yells hysterically, throwing Mario back]  Do not touch that mushroom; you'll die!

  [normally, as he pats the mushroom] 

  Toad : Oh, I'm sorry, that one's perfectly fine.

  Mario : [frightened]  Ah, it's a little mushroom... man! A little mushroom man talking to me!

  Toad : Pleased to meet you! I'm Toad.

  Mario : Uh... Mario.

• Toad : I'm Too Cute to Die!

• Toad : [from teaser trailer]  Come on, Mario!

  Mario : Mushroom Kingdom, here we come!

• Toad : That's how you princess!

• Princess Peach : Is there anything like this in your world?

  Mario : What?

  Princess Peach : [a little louder]  Is there anything like this in your world?

  Mario : [laughs]  No. We don't drive on rainbows.

  Princess Peach : What are you gonna tell me next? That the turtles aren't evil?

  Mario : No, no. They're usually pets.

  Princess Peach : [surprised, smiles]  No way!

  Mario : Eh, come to Brooklyn, I'll buy you a turtle.

  Princess Peach : [giggles]  Maybe I will.

  Donkey Kong : [rudely interrupts again to annoy Mario]  Dude, is this you flirting? This is painful!

  Mario : Jeez, I was just trying to be nice!

  Donkey Kong : You are so embarrassing! A princess would never go out with you!

  Toad : Yes she would! I guarantee she would!

  Princess Peach : Guys, enough!

  Donkey Kong : Alright, alright.

• Toad : [Mario looking around the mushrooms and tries to touch the blue mushroom, Toad jumps out of nowhere and startles him] 

  [shouting] 

  Toad : Do not touch that mushroom! You'll die!

  Toad : [Calmly]  Oops I'm sorry. That one's perfectly fine.

  [leans on the blue mushroom] 

  Mario : [frightened]  That's a little mushroom man. A little Mushroom man talking to me.

  Toad : Please to meet you. I'm Toad.

  Mario : [confused]  Uh, Mario.

• Toad : Come on, Mario! Our big adventure begins now!

  Mario : Hang on, Luigi.

  [Mario and Toad head for the castle] 

• Mario : That gorilla's wearing a sport's coat.

  Toad : Feeling underdressed.

• Blue Toad Guard : [stops Mario and Toad from entering the palace]  Hold it right there, you two!

  Mario : Oh, hey. I need to see the princess. It's an emergency!

  Blue Toad Guard : [looks at the yellow Toad guard and smirks and begins to mess with Mario]  what Princess?

  Yellow Toad Guard : I never heard of any Princess.

  Blue Toad Guard : Oh wait, I did. Our princess though is in another castle.

  Yellow Toad Guard : Oh yeah, that's right.

  Blue Toad Guard : You should try another castle maybe. She ain't in this one.

  [the blue and yellow Toad guards clack their sticks together] 

  Mario : [confused]  huh?

  Toad : Okay so they're messing with you and I don't like it!

  [pulls out his frying pan and scares the Toad guards and starts screaming but only to build a fire and start cooking] 

  Toad : [cooking on his frying pan for the Toad guards to distract them from Mario and talks to them]  what do you guys um what do you wanna eat? Anything your hearts desire.

  [to Mario, quietly] 

  Toad : Go!

  [Toad continues cooking for the guards as Mario sneaks into the palace] 

  Toad : I'm ready to scramble it up.

• Toad : Princess! I've got it!

  Princess Peach : [breathes a sigh of relief]  Great job!

  Toad : Couldn't have you going out there without your bouquet.

  Princess Peach : [smiles]  It's perfect.

  [signals Toad to quickly go as the wedding music plays]