The Loud House Movie

Lincoln: [First lines] Okay, Lily. I didn't wake you up at 6:00 in the morning just to play. It's time for another lesson on how to survive in a big family!

Lily: Poo-poo!

Lincoln: Lesson number 374:

[He turns on a projector. The first slide depicts his father with a plate of burritos]

Lincoln: Breakfast Burrito Saturday.

Lily: Bawitotos!

Lincoln: Now that you have teeth...

[the next slide depicts Lily's incoming teeth]

Lincoln: you'll want one of Dad's famous breakfast burritos all to yourself...

[the next slide depicts Lily sitting at the table with a burrito]

Lily: Lily!

Lincoln: [the next slide depicts their sisters lunging and reaching for Lily's burrito] Just like your sisters.

Lily: [Walks closer to the screen] Sisters!

Lincoln: Which means that it's you against them at the table.

[the next slide depicts a large fight cloud]

Lily: Uh-oh.

Lincoln: Don't worry, because your big brother is the man with the plan!

[the next slide depicts Lincoln standing determinedly next to some text that reads: "Lincoln Loud: Man with the Plan"]

Lincoln: Patent pending.

[He turns off the projector, and the lights come on]

Lincoln: And today's plan is to get to those burritos before our sisters wake up!

[He sniffs the air]

Lincoln: I can smell them now. Okay, Lily! It's go time!

[Lincoln rips off his pajamas, revealing his regular clothes underneath, and throws them at the door. Lily does the same with her diaper, which splats against the door]

Lily: Poo-poo.

Lincoln: [He changes Lily's diaper in the bathroom] So all you need to do is just watch and learn, because around here, no one outsmarts Lincoln...

[He opens the door, only to notice the rest of his sisters in the hallway and dressed]

Lincoln: Loud.

Lori: Nice try, Lincoln, but you're not the only one who remembered it's Breakfast Burrito Saturday! Yay, burritos!

[She and the other girls rush down the stairs, but Lincoln yanks out the carpet on the stairs from under their feet, and they get launched out the front door]

Lori: Lincoln!

Lincoln: The key to having a plan is to always have a backup plan.

Lily: Backup plan!