The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)
Morgan: Mother, did you get the two dick pics I sent you?
Morgan: [upon seeing Agent Wendy] We have a real-life Judi Dench in our midst. You are the boss and yet you have not sacrificed one ounce of femininity.
Morgan: [Whisper/shouts from across restaurant] That's... not... Verne!
Morgan: [Screams] That's not Verne!
[Everyone starts shooting at them]
[Jumping into an open car]
Audrey: Oh my God, it's a stick shift! Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
Audrey: How do you change gear?
Morgan: What's a gear?
Audrey: Abort! Abort Mission! Go!
[Run away from the car]
Sebastian: You're called Morgan Freeman? I only just put that together.
Finnish Backpacker: [drops assassin on his head, snapping his neck] He was gonna rob us, ja?
Sebastian: [in shock] Yes... Yes he was.
Finnish Backpacker: Scary.
Morgan: WHY are you using the turn signal? You're literally telling them where we're going.
Morgan: [slightly buzzed] You know, I was going to drive home. But now I think I just might drive into a wall.
Audrey: [as she's put into the van] Okay, what is happening? Did I do something wrong? Am I in trouble?
Duffer: Listen, we just wanna talk about Drew Thayer. He's your boyfriend, right?
Audrey: No! I mean, yes. Well, he was my boyfriend, but we broke up. Why, is he in trouble?
Duffer: Yes. Drew is in a lot of trouble. That's why you're in a van.
Sebastian: Do you know where your ex-boyfriend worked, Ms. Stockman?
Audrey: Uh, yeah. NPR. He had a podcast. It was about umm... I'm not 100% sure what it was about, like Jazz and economics.
Duffer: Okay. Nobody listened to that podcast. Not even me and I went to Harvard.
Sebastian: [feigning disbelief] Wow. Only took you two minutes.
Audrey: I don't trust anyone anymore.
Morgan: You trust me though, right?
Audrey: Yes, of course. I trust you. You don't count.
Audrey: Sebastian, I'm really sorry I didn't give you the drive at the cafe.
Sebastian: No, I understand. Drew told you to keep it safe.
Audrey: [going the her boyfriend's stuff] Really, Drew. Skid-marks on your underwear? What are you, 8? Did he want me to wash them? It that why he broke up with me, because I didn't mother him enough?
Morgan: [with Audrey, on the phone to Drew] Are your ears burning? Because you shit is!
Drew: [on the phone to Audrey] I'm gonna come over tomorrow and I'm gonna explain everything. Okay? Please don't do anything with my stuff.
Audrey: I got a quarter left. Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to find the absolute worst song on the jukebox.
Audrey: Get this. Two guys show up at my work from the CIA. They wanted to talk about Drew... They said he's a spy.
Morgan: What do you mean a spy?
Drew: [to Audrey] I'm not great on text. I'm better on email. You know that.
Drew: Some bad people are after me.
Audrey: The CIA?
Drew: And some other people too. And now they're after you. It's exactly why I left you.
Morgan: [to Audrey] Okay. Someone that you loved just died and asked you to do one last thing. I think you gotta do it. I'll go with you.
Sebastian: I'm trying to protect you.
Audrey: Yeah? The same way you protected Drew? If you were here to protect me, you wouldn't be pointing a gun at me. I'm may not be in the CIA, but I know that much.
Sebastian: MI6, actually. Drew was CIA. It's an international effort.
Audrey: [fed-up] Whatever!
Sebastian: Hand over the package and no one gets hurt.
Audrey: Except for Drew.
Sebastian: Okay. It's not productive to keep bringing that up.
Audrey: [as they're running down the street] Oh my god! I killed someone! I killed someone!
Morgan: Stop yelling that!
Morgan: [to Audrey] What you did in the cafe with the gun was insane. You killed a man.
Morgan: I thought that the international intelligence office would be fancier.
Sebastian: It's a temporary space. We don't wanna call attention to ourselves.
Morgan: Call the CIA guys!
Audrey: No! Drew said that we can't trust anyone and he's right, 'cause he's dead. Probably because I talked to them.
Morgan: No, it's because I let the assassin into the apartment.
Audrey: Okay, fair enough. It's both our faults.
Audrey: [as the drive opens on the computer] What are Highland's plans?
Sebastian: [alarmed] These aren't Highlands plans. This drive is a backdoor to the entire internet. Finances, emails. Everyone's secrets.
Sebastian: I hope you're not upset about what that girl said on the news.
Audrey: Oh well. I'm not surprised. It's not like I've done anything that impressive with my life.
Sebastian: I've seen you do some impressive things. You were a great shot in the cafe. You switched the trophies on me. You didn't break when you were being tortured.
Drew: [going through Audrey's purse and finding the tube] Thousand guesses and never would've landed on 'thumb'.
Drew: You never finish anything.
Audrey: [leveling the gun at him] To quote a text I got, "Hey there. It's over. Sorry".
Sebastian: [to Audrey] These vests, they save your life, but they don't prevent you from breaking ribs.
Hairy Man: [On seeing her burns] What happened to your face?
Nadedja: [Contemptuously after breaking his nose with her elbow] What Happened To Yours?