[promotional mock return flight video
Welcome to Jackpot Airlines, service from Las Vegas to Los Angeles.
We appreciate you spending your hangover with us.
It is our pleasure to be taking you home, assuming you did not lose yours this weekend.
Clearly you didn't get all the gambling out of your system, since you decided to fly with us. At this time, we need you to stow your laptops and phones. Use our lack of wi-fi to get your stories straight. Remember, you want some detail in your alibi, but ...