Carrying on the bad precedent set up its first parodies collection, Digital Playground emulates its Brazzers stablemate with this second volume of five cheapie vignettes. Unlike the full-length carbon-copy style ripoffs in the marketplace that call themselves porn parodies, these are merely brief skits preceding wall-to-wall sex.
Redeeming feature for me was Stella Cox as Rey in the "Star Wars" riff, and she could equally sub for in Rogue XXX. The beautiful British lass is gorgeous but after a very quick action scene of her fighting with the enemy, she ends up in bondage with Danny D in the storm trooper costume set to guard her.
She hypnotizes him and they hump, with solid anal sex included, and such touches as Danny permitted to remove his helmet, which Stella comically wears for a while while being serviced. It's a nothing skit, likely directed by Dick Bush but unsigned.
Charles Dera, a leading man in Adult Cinema a decade or so ago but now often just a hired dick for Brazzers, performs in two vignettes. He's Steve or Captain America doing cosplay with busty Peta Jensen (a contract girl for Brazzers/DP) as Black Widow in a badly acted sketch involving a NonSex non-actor portraying Tony Stark.
Dera's copious facial money shot is reprised in his next burlesque, playing Max in a half-hearted spoof of the TV series "Shark Tank", retitled "Spank Tank" but oddly having zero BDSM content. Instead we have Jessa Rhodes & Max peddling an overvalued back massage device shaped like a double dong dildo. So naturally Tank lady Alexis Fawx as Cory takes over and demonstrates its more obvious use as, you guessed it, a double dong dildo for lesbian sex with Rhodes. The new Jessa now sports very large breasts, enhanced to be almost as big as Fawx's, and Dera joins in for a threesome. The other male Tankers are poorly played and uncredited NonSex roles.
Riley Reid did a Brazzer parody of Harley with the baseball bat for Brazzers, and contract girl Aria Alexander is far more convincing with dyed blonde hairdo. However, her teammate Isaiah Maxwell reads his lines by rote and their humping on a very cheap, nondescript set is ho-hum.
Probably the best vignette is the finale, like Stella's another British made segment. It's definitely a Dick Bush directed one, since it stars in NonSex role his regular player Alex Donald, as George Steele, a politician caught in a scandal with a mistress. This skit vaguely, like the good old days when Adult Cinema merely used mainstream for inspiration rather than "porn-parody" cribbing, resembles the TV series "Scandal" with a change from Black to Caucasian casting of Eva Lovia (DP's top star in its current stable) utterly beautiful as the Fixer to solve George's dilemma. Turns out his son Nick, big-dicked Luke Hardy, is not only the cause of his troubles but rather mean-spirited after servicing Lovia. Merely the best of a bad lot.
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