Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)
Tom Holland: Peter Parker, Spider-Man
Nick Fury : We have a job to do, and you're coming with us.
Peter Parker : There's gotta be someone else you can use. What about Thor?
Nick Fury : Off-world.
Peter Parker : Doctor Strange
Maria Hill : Unavailable.
Peter Parker : Captain Marvel.
Nick Fury : Don't you invoke her name!
Peter Parker : I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Nick Fury : Bitch, please! You've been to space.
Pat Kiernan : We come to you now with revelations about last week's attack in London. An anonymous source provided this video, it shows Quentin Beck, aka, Mysterio, moments before his death. A warning: You may find this video disturbing.
Mysterio : I managed to send the Elemental back into the dimensional rift but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive. Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. He has an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology. He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man, no one else.
[cut to altered footage of the Tower Bridge battle]
E.D.I.T.H. : Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? There'll be significant causalities.
Spider-Man : Do it. Execute them all.
Pat Kiernan : This shocking video was released earlier today on the controversial news website 'thedailybugle.net.'
J. Jonah Jameson : There you have it folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio! An interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time! But that's not all folks, here's the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down.
Mysterio : Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is - Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker!
[cut back to a mortified Spider-Man in NYC]
Spider-Man : What the fu - !
Happy Hogan : Heads-up. Nick Fury's calling you.
[Peter notices his phone ringing]
Peter Parker : I don't really wanna talk to Nick Fury.
Happy Hogan : Answer the phone.
Peter Parker : Why?
Happy Hogan : Because if you don't talk to him, I have to talk to him. I don't want to talk to him.
[Peter declines Fury's call]
Happy Hogan : You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?
Peter Parker : I gotta go.
Happy Hogan : You do not ghost Nick Fury!
Peter Parker : Peter Parker here to pick up a passport please!
Peter Parker : The world needs the next Iron Man.
Spider-Man : Excuse me, sir! I can help! Let me help! I'm really strong and I'm... sticky!
Peter Parker : You can't trick me anymore.
Michelle Jones : Want to go in, on a pair?
Peter Parker : You mean like sit next to each other?
Michelle Jones : Yeah.
Nick Fury : [in Peter's earpiece] Parker, you in position?
Peter Parker : No...
Michelle Jones : [Thinks Peter is rejecting her] Okay... no?
Nick Fury : [In Peter's Earpiece] Why the hell not?
Peter Parker : Happy, is that you?
Happy Hogan : Is it me? Yeah, of course it's me!
Peter Parker : Stop! Tell me something only you would know!
Happy Hogan : Only I would know... Uh... Remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? They didn't list the titles but I could tell by the price that it was an adult film at the front desk, and you didn't know how I knew...
Peter Parker : Ok ok! Stop!
Happy Hogan : Hey, sorry I'm late.
May Parker : Happy! Hey.
Happy Hogan : Oh, you look lovely.
May Parker : Thank you, you too.
Happy Hogan : Thank you. New dress?
May Parker : Uh, yeah. Yes, it is. That's a new beard.
Happy Hogan : It's my blip beard, because I grew it in a blip. Blip beard.
May Parker : I see.
Spider-Man : What just happened?
Peter Parker : I've face a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. So it's time for the truth to be out there. Are you dating?
Happy Hogan : Yes.
May Parker : Not really.
Happy Hogan : What? I think...
May Parker : It's a summer fling.
Happy Hogan : Yes, that evolves and grows like any other. Open to wherever it might lead.
May Parker : I still don't know where it's going to go. Anywhere. On or off.
Happy Hogan : And to share with people...
May Parker : But we'll always be friends, no matter what.
Peter Parker : I'm going to go, because I've got a date. Uh, bye.
Spider-Man : Show's over, Beck.