- Big Lez: When you're out there on the battlefield, and you're shootin' the Choomahs, imagine that they're all someone you really fucken hate. I'm gonna picture they're all Norton. Fucken pump 'em all.
- Mike Nolan: You fucken hate Norton's guts, don't ya mate?
- Big Lez: I fucken hate him, mate. I fucken hate him. Makes my fucken blood boil.
- Sassy: Why do you hate him so much?
- Big Lez: Oh, he's just- he's just a fucken gay cunt!
- Donny: You haven't got a problem with gay people, have ya?
- Big Lez: Nah nah nah. What?
- Donny: Well, Nor-Norton, like... He's-he's gay, isn't he?
- Big Lez: Norton's not gay.
- Sassy: Aw, what the fuck?
- Mike Nolan: Wait, what?
- Big Lez: Nah. Norton's not gay, mate.
- Sassy: You just said he was a gay cunt.
- Big Lez: Nah, he's not gay, I've got nothing against gays at all. Him-him being gay or straight has got nothing to do with me hating him, I-I don't mind if- I don't mind, fucken, if you're... gay or straight, it doesn't matter. Love is love, mate. But Norton... he's just a fucken gay cunt!
- Donny: Aww, Sassy's got the Stingin' Rodger!
- Sassy: Stingin' Rodger, mate!
- Big Lez: What's a Stingin' Rodger?
- Sassy: It's the last few tokes of the joint, mate.
- Big Lez: Don't you usually throw that bit out?
- Donny: Nah, nah nah nah nah nah.
- Sassy: No fucken way, mate! No fucken way.
- Donny: It's the fucken best bit of the joint, mate.
- Sassy: It's like the chocolate bit at the end of the Cornetto.
- Big Lez: Why's it called a Stingin' Rodger?
- Donny: 'Cause it fucken burns ya lip. Fucken, ooh, ahh! Fucken burns ya fingers.
- Sassy: I'm goin' for it, I'm goin' for it!
- Donny: Oop, he's gonna fucken do it!
- Mike Nolan: Fuck, mate.
- Sassy: [smokes the Stingin' Rodger] Fuck mate! Burnt me fucken hand!