The socialite Pemberton couple throws another grand party at their villa, surprised when her tacky screwball sister Mackenzie Murphy shows up for the first time, clearly an utter misfit in their posh circles. However when the FBI shows up to arrest the couple for massive business fraud, black sheep Mackenzie doesn't have a minute to consider the barked 'request' to mind their three not-amused kids, and the house staff 'just a while'. By the time the runway parents call from overseas the can't regain the country indefinitely, it's already clear that Mac is unfit as house-or baby-sitter, let alone to raise spoiled brats, as they all found out to their peril. Chip is furious as her foppish advice to bluff a bully got him bloodily beaten, firstborn bitch Sabrina spares nobody in a brutal battle of dirty tricks, not even the owl she's supposedly championing as fashionable 'environmental activist'. Little Ben needs a proper mother figure.
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[seeing Chip with a bloody nose
Oh, great. What happened to you?
I'll tell you what happened. I tried to trump violence with humor and violence won by a landslide.
Well, clearly you didn't do it right. Did you remember to laugh at his tiny penis? That part's pretty important.
It was humongous! I'm lucky he didn't beat me with it.