Nicky Harper: What're you doing here, Monta-smellies?
Dawn Harper: Yeah, you know the rules. We're banned from the groomers, and you're banned from Get Sporty.
Joey Montagelli: Look, we're only here because my dad wanted to make sure you guys got a package the mailman accidentally left with us.
Tom Harper: Oh, well, thank you.
Tom Harper: Ah!
Ricky Harper: Mom, didn't the mailman leave a package here for the Montagellis?
Anne Harper: Yes, he did. Thank you for reminding me.
Dave Montagelli: Ah!
Paula Montagelli: We loathe you, Harpers!
Tom Harper: We loathe you, Montagellis!
Mae Valentine: Maybe you guys should loathe the mailman. He's clearly not very good at his job.
Dawn Harper: Beat it, Monta-smellies.
Joey Montagelli: Don't worry. No Montagelli would ever be anywhere near a Har-pooper.