Why the fuck were we just hiding behind that damn tree? His dad doesn't know that we eat pork. It's against our religion.
Wait, aren't y'all two grown-ass men?
Yeah, but we're scared of our parents.
Okay, this is crazy. Now, I got some religious relatives that's not into the whole lesbian thing, but I ain't got to hide who I am. Not that eating pork is on the same level of scrutiny as being gay, but you know what I'm saying.
I Must Be in a Good Place Now
Written by Bobby Charles
Performed by Bobby Charles See more