Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Rachel Dratch | ... | Deborah Ward | |
Sally Jessy Raphael | ... | Self | |
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Jason Bellini | ... | Court Reporter |
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Itay Hod | ... | School Reporter |
Denton Blane Everett | ... | Coach Chuck | |
Téa Mckay | ... | Keeley Carson | |
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Micheal Musto | ... | Talk Show Host |
Alyssa Edwards | ... | Ambrosia Salad (as Justin 'Alyssa Edwards' Johnson) | |
Molly Ryman | ... | Carly Ward | |
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Chagmion Antoine | ... | Studio Anchor |
Kaleb King | ... | Bobby | |
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Sean Anglin | ... | Texas Police Officer |
Roy Haylock | ... | Richard Martinez / Bianca Del Rio | |
Wanda Sykes | ... | Prison Matron | |
Joe Ando-Hirsh | ... | Wise-Ass Teen |
Released from prison, ex-teacher Deborah Ward seeks revenge on Richard Martinez, the cross-dressing co-worker who outed her practice of having sex with male students. Hearing of Russia's terrible treatment of homosexuals (far worse than Texans can), she tricks her former colleague to fly there over spring break, hoping he'll get unceremoniously imprisoned for his homosexuality. Complicating matters is Rex, Richard's mind-fried druggie friend, and Deborah's simple-minded daughter, Carly, who wants her deflated fake boobs restored. Written by statmanjeff
I will preface this with the fact I am huge Bianca fan, which only made this movie all the more disappointing. The biggest glaring problem was the script. It was beyond bad that not even all the guest stars could save it. The dialogue was not funny, the story lines were beyond implausable and the ending was flat. You know when you are in trouble when the bloopers at the end are the highlight. To bad this movie did not come with a money back guarantee. I guess I will write it of on my taxes and a donation. This movie should be packaged as double feature with Mariah Careys Glitter.