The Lion King (2019)
John Oliver: Zazu
Zazu : The king approaches this is not a drill. His Majesty has requested an audience upon his entrance you will rise.
Scar : Zazu you made me lose my lunch.
Zazu : You will answer to Mufasa for missing the ceremony this morning.
Scar : I answer to noone!
Zazu : Scar, Scar, Scar, Scar, Scar, Scar, Scar, no, no don't look at me like that.
Scar : Are you hungry... Zazu? Perhaps we could have a bite together.
[lunges at Zazu]
Zazu : You can't eat me, it is forbidden remember in the king's court. Please, stop it!
Mufasa : Scar!
Scar : We'll look who's come to mingle with the commoners.
Mufasa : Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba.
Scar : Was that today, must've slipped my mind. Of course I meant no disrespect towards his Majesty or Sarabi. As you know I have tremendous respect for the crown
Zazu : As the Kings brother you should be first in line.
Scar : I was first in line, that is until the precious prince arrived
Mufasa : Don't turn your back on me Scar!
Scar : Oh no Mufasa, perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me.
Mufasa : Is that a challenge?
Scar : I wouldn't dream of challenging you... again.
Zazu : A wise decision you are no match for his Royal's most...
Scar : Well as far as brains go I have the Lion's share, but when it comes to brute strength I'm afraid my big brother will always rule
Mufasa : Not always Scar. One day it will be my son who rules, Simba will be your King.
Scar : Then long live the king.
Mufasa : What am I gonna do with him?
Zazu : Come on, we both know he should've been expelled from the Pridelands long ago.
Mufasa : He is my brother Zazu, this is his home as long as I am king, that'll never change.
Zazu : Well there is one in every family sire, I had a cousin who thought he was a woodpecker he slammed his head into trees and beaks aren't built for it, he was concussed regularly, and oh youve gone ahh sure coming back.
Kamari : [to Simba and Nala] Well look at this, we weren't expecting guests... today. Would you two cubs like to... stay for dinner?
Azizi : [butting in] Yeah stay for dinner, because you look like a midnight snack.
Kamari : [annoyed] Can you just give me a little bit of space, we've talked about this before- I come in alone I'm the lead distraction so everyone can circle.
Azizi : Okay, okay. Sorry.
Kamari : Don't be sorry, just do it!
Shenzi : No this is something I waited my whole life. What an unexpected treat to meet the son of a king.
Kamari : Wait a second the king, as in you know who.
Azizi : Who rules you know where.
Shenzi : Mufasa does not rule me.
Young Simba : You cant do anything to me, because I'm the future king.
Shenzi : [chuckles] he's telling me what to do, his father's strength flickering inside, I wonder how all that bravery will taste.
Zazu : [suddenly appears] Let them go Shenzi. They made a mistake a horrible mistake, but if you do this, you will start a war with Mufasa.
Shenzi : Hyenas and Lions have been at war since the beginning of time. But Mufasa's bloodline WILL END HERE.
[lunges at Simba and Nala but they escape]
Shenzi : don't let them get away!
Sarafina : Nala come here, sit with us.
Nala : [Zazu arrives] Zazu, where have you been?
Zazu : I'm sorry Nala, I came as soon as I could.
[the sounds a hyena is heard]
Sarabi : The morning report, Zazu.
Zazu : Your Majesty, the Pride Lands are in imminent danger. The hyenas are chasing off the last of the herds
Azizi : The birds back.
Kamari : Get him!
[Kamari and Azizi try to chase off Zazu]
Kamari : Don't come here again unless you want to be eaten.
Zazu : Two giraffes were caught necking.