The Lion King (2019) Poster


John Oliver: Zazu



  • Zazu : How lovely to see the future King and Queen!

    Young Simba : What do you mean?

    Zazu : One day, you will be betrothed.

    Young Nala : Simba, you speak bird?

    Zazu : Married... to each other.

    Young Simba , Young Nala : Ewwww!

  • Zazu : The king approaches this is not a drill. His Majesty has requested an audience upon his entrance you will rise.

    Scar : Zazu you made me lose my lunch.

    Zazu : You will answer to Mufasa for missing the ceremony this morning.

    Scar : I answer to noone!

    Zazu : Scar, Scar, Scar, Scar, Scar, Scar, Scar, no, no don't look at me like that.

    Scar : Are you hungry... Zazu? Perhaps we could have a bite together.

    [lunges at Zazu] 

    Zazu : You can't eat me, it is forbidden remember in the king's court. Please, stop it!

    Mufasa : Scar!

    Scar : We'll look who's come to mingle with the commoners.

    Mufasa : Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba.

    Scar : Was that today, must've slipped my mind. Of course I meant no disrespect towards his Majesty or Sarabi. As you know I have tremendous respect for the crown

    Zazu : As the Kings brother you should be first in line.

    Scar : I was first in line, that is until the precious prince arrived

    Mufasa : Don't turn your back on me Scar!

    Scar : Oh no Mufasa, perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me.

    Mufasa : Is that a challenge?

    Scar : I wouldn't dream of challenging you... again.

    Zazu : A wise decision you are no match for his Royal's most...

    Scar : Well as far as brains go I have the Lion's share, but when it comes to brute strength I'm afraid my big brother will always rule

    Mufasa : Not always Scar. One day it will be my son who rules, Simba will be your King.

    Scar : Then long live the king.

    Mufasa : What am I gonna do with him?

    Zazu : Come on, we both know he should've been expelled from the Pridelands long ago.

    Mufasa : He is my brother Zazu, this is his home as long as I am king, that'll never change.

    Zazu : Well there is one in every family sire, I had a cousin who thought he was a woodpecker he slammed his head into trees and beaks aren't built for it, he was concussed regularly, and oh youve gone ahh sure coming back.

  • Mufasa : Zazu? Take Nala back to Pride Rock.

    Zazu : Yes, sire. Don't be too hard on him, sire. I remember a cub. A certain headstrong cub. Who was always getting into scrapes and he achieved some prominence, did he not, sire?

    Mufasa : I have to teach my son a lesson.

    Zazu : Nala, come along.

  • Kamari : [to Simba and Nala]  Well look at this, we weren't expecting guests... today. Would you two cubs like to... stay for dinner?

    Azizi : [butting in]  Yeah stay for dinner, because you look like a midnight snack.

    Kamari : [annoyed]  Can you just give me a little bit of space, we've talked about this before- I come in alone I'm the lead distraction so everyone can circle.

    Azizi : Okay, okay. Sorry.

    Kamari : Don't be sorry, just do it!

    Shenzi : No this is something I waited my whole life. What an unexpected treat to meet the son of a king.

    Kamari : Wait a second the king, as in you know who.

    Azizi : Who rules you know where.

    Shenzi : Mufasa does not rule me.

    Young Simba : You cant do anything to me, because I'm the future king.

    Shenzi : [chuckles]  he's telling me what to do, his father's strength flickering inside, I wonder how all that bravery will taste.

    Zazu : [suddenly appears]  Let them go Shenzi. They made a mistake a horrible mistake, but if you do this, you will start a war with Mufasa.

    Shenzi : Hyenas and Lions have been at war since the beginning of time. But Mufasa's bloodline WILL END HERE.

    [lunges at Simba and Nala but they escape] 

    Shenzi : don't let them get away!

  • Sarafina : Nala come here, sit with us.

    Nala : [Zazu arrives]  Zazu, where have you been?

    Zazu : I'm sorry Nala, I came as soon as I could.

    [the sounds a hyena is heard] 

    Sarabi : The morning report, Zazu.

    Zazu : Your Majesty, the Pride Lands are in imminent danger. The hyenas are chasing off the last of the herds

    Azizi : The birds back.

    Kamari : Get him!

    [Kamari and Azizi try to chase off Zazu] 

    Kamari : Don't come here again unless you want to be eaten.

  • Zazu : Two giraffes were caught necking.

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