I travel a lot. I'm constantly going through security, always behind that person that's never left their house before. They always want to ask me questions, like "Can I bring soup on the plane? It's homemade soup." I'm like "Uh, you should ask them." "For an I.D., can I use a fishing license?" "Uh, you should..." "Should I take off my shoes *and* my pants?" "Yes, you should."