I'm afraid to say anything nasty because I have to worrying suspicion this was directed by a person who is actually made up of three drunk koala's wearing a trench coat and those things bite pretty hard.
Any animal that can so easily spread Chlamydia to a human is one to be feared and respected.
Okay now the Koala's are asleep listen closely, don't watch this film! If this is my final review you know who it was who ended my short lived life.