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I Hate Kids (2019)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 18 January 2019 (USA)
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Nick, writer of "I Hate Kids", is getting married when 13 y.o. Mason claims to be his son. A psychic and DNA tests prove it. Mason was adopted and doesn't know his real mom. Nick and co. visit all his girlfriends/flings 14 years ago.

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Cast

Credited cast:
Tom Everett Scott ... Nick Pearson
Tituss Burgess ... The Amazing Fabular
Julian Feder ... Mason
Rachel Boston ... Sydney Bartlett
Rhea Seehorn ... Kelly
Julie Ann Emery ... Joanna
Beth Riesgraf ... Schyler
Arden Myrin ... Janice Bodicker
Bryan Batt ... Reverend McGooley
Joyce Bulifant ... Betty Bartlett
Ray Abruzzo ... Walter
Andrew Bowen ... Richard
Michael McHale ... Deejay
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Rico E. Anderson ... CHP Officer Evans
Nathan Arenas ... Frank
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Storyline

Nick Pearson is a life-long bachelor who is finally settling down. On the brink of his wedding he is surprised to find he has a 13 year old son who has come to find him through the help of a psychic. The problem is Nick can't stand kids and would happily send the boy back to live with his biological mother, except that no one has any clue who that might be. Having nowhere to turn, Nick must hit the road with the boy and the neurotic, inept psychic to track down dozens of his disgraced ex-flings to whom he must ask the awkward question - with very mixed results. Written by Todd Traina

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3 Words Made Him Famous. 3 Words Will Change His Life.

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Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for some suggestive material and language

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

18 January 2019 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

We Hate Kids See more »

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i hate kids
21 January 2019 | by ops-52535See all my reviews

Dont boost up your expectations about comedy these days, then you wont be dissapointed about this movie. i had a few laughs, probably were noone else in the theater would have, but overall its really just boring and not good enough. there are no depth or truthfullness in the characters,if its the acting, the directing or the story i dont know,its just not good enough.

the storyline do have potential, so i guess its the actors or rather the desperatly seeking casting crew, that hasnt read the script thouroughly enough to pick the right horses.. the music are also a great part of comedy,amnd this is a catastrophy of a musical score.its dull,tries to make the wit wittier, but fails very badly.

but its alright to see some familiar faces on the screen again, but you cant expect an a every time. i can for sure say that i will not see this flick again, so i abstain from making any recommendations.


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