Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)
[Vanellope glitches into the Disney Princesses' dressing room. When the girls see her, they defend themselves, including Mulan taking out her sword, Belle holding up her book, Ariel pointing her dinglehopper, Merida pointing her bow and arrow, Pocahontas holding up her cane, Rapunzel holding her frying pan, Elsa holding out her hands, Anna putting her fists up, Jasmine wielding the magic lamp, and Cinderella taking her glass slipper, breaking it and wielding it like a shiv]
Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too!
Anna: Wait. What?
Vanellope: Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't.
Pocahontas: What kind of a princess are you?
Vanellope: What kind?
Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair?
Elsa: Magic hands?
Cinderella: Do animals talk to you?
Snow White: Were you poisoned?
Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
[Ralph bursts into the little girl's iPad game called Pancake Milkshake, pushing past Vanellope]
Ralph: Ooh! Ooh, ooh! I wanna try I wanna try, I wanna try! My turn, my turn.
[He starts feeding the bunny and the kitty pancakes and milkshakes]
Ralph: Pancake... milkshake... milkshake... milkshake... pancake... pancake... milkshake... milkshake... I'm starting to understand why people like this game! Very zen.
[the bunny burps. Vanellope bursts through the double-sided doors with more pancakes]
Vanellope: Hey, everybody! Look what I found! More pancakes!
Ralph: Sweet! Let's speed it up!
[He starts feeding the bunny more pancakes]
Ralph: Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Eat, little bunny! Eat, eat, eat!
[Vanellope starts to look worried]
Vanellope: Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while.
[the bunny is now horrifically obese and is stuffing another plate of pancakes into its mouth]
Ralph: No, the kitty gets the milkshake! The bunny gets the pancake!
[the bunny forces another plate of pancakes in its mouth. We only see the little girl's reaction as it explodes. She screams]
Tiana: Well, I guess it's back to the gowns girls
Aurora: It was lovely to meet you Vanellope.
Belle: And best of luck finding your song.
Merida: [rapidly, almost angrily, and in a thick Scottish accent] Arr! Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye! Haste ye back, me lassie!
Vanellope: Uh huh...
[whispering to Tiana]
Vanellope: What did she just day?
Tiana: [to Vanellope] We don't know.
Moana: [to Vanellope] We can't understand her.
Anna: She's from the other studio
Ariel: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs!
Vanellope: No! Good Lord, who would do that?
Snow White: Have you ever had true love's kiss?
Vanellope: Eww, barf!
Jasmine: Do you have daddy issues?
Vanellope: I don't even have a mom.
Rapunzel: And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
Vanellope: Yes! What is up with that?
Snow White: [sings a few notes in delight]
KnowsMore: I got 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?"
Vanellope: We are going to the internet!
Ralph: Super exciting! Just one minor thing: what is an "internet"?
Auctioneer: [at an eBay auction] Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up: a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten.
Ralph: It's like it's looking into my soul.
Vanellope: Yeah, that one's really gonna haunt me for a while.
Vanellope: Aw, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Barf!
Eeyore: [offended] Hey.
Ralph: Wait a minute, who are all of you?
Jasmine: We're friends of Vanellope's.
Elsa: Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours.
Moana: You're welcome.
Ralph: Shouldn't it be, "Ralph *Wrecks* the Internet"?
Vanellope: Yes, since he is Wreck-It Ralph?
Yesss: Uh, yeah, but "break the internet", it's like a thing.
Ralph: Right, it's just "Wreck the Internet" kinda sounds better, doesn't it?
Yesss: You're not wrong.
Ralph: Hey, kid, wake up!
Vanellope: [screams] Ralph, what is wrong with you?
Ralph: Start churnin' butter and put on your church shoes, little sister, cuz we're about to blast off!
Vanellope: Ralph, what is it you're trying to say?
Ralph: We're going to the internet.
Ralph: [seeing the new Wi-Fi sign] Wiffy? Or is that Wyfee?
KnowsMore: Welcome to the Search Bar. What can I help you find today?
KnowsMore: Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami?
KnowsMore: Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?
KnowsMore: Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?
Vanellope: [to Ralph] I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.
KnowsMore: My AutoFill is a touch aggressive today.
Vanellope: Let me try. Take me to a website that's super intense and really nuts.
KnowsMore: Oh, I only found one result.
Mo's Mom: Hey, Mo! Did you like the movie, sweetie?
Baby Mo: Well, there was a scene in the trailer that wasn't in the movie. And that makes me sad.
Mo's Mom: Oh, that's too bad! Maybe play your game would cheer you up.
Baby Mo: Okay!
Yesss: When you break the Internet you don't literally have to *break* the Internet!
Ralph: [from trailer; Ralph is frustrated because of KnowsMore's AutoFill] Looks like no-one put Humpty Dumpty together again. This guy's a little soft-boiled.
Vanellope: I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.
KnowsMore: Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's a touch aggressive, today.
Vanellope: Let me try.
[She clears her throat]
Vanellope: Ebay Sugar Rush steering wheel!
[She slams the search button. KnowsMore convulses wildly and colours flash. He returns to normal]
KnowsMore: Oh. I only found one result for your query!
[He shows the webpage for the steering wheel they need being sold on Ebay]
KnowsMore: Hmm. Isn't that interesting!
Ralph: What? How did you-?
Vanellope: Ah, the Internet's very intuitive.
Vanellope: Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore!
KnowsMore: Well, you're welcome.
[the princesses see Ralph falling to his imminent doom]
Rapunzel: Look up there. It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing.
[From trailer; Ralph has gone to the DarkNet]
Ralph: The reason why I came to your neck of the face... I mean, there's a face in your neck- I mean, woods! Neck of the woods!
Vanellope: [singing] O steering wheel, o steering wheel, oh yes I want a steering wheel.
First Order Stormtrooper: [having spotted Vanellope] You're coming with us, kid.
[Vanellope flees from them and accidentally glitches into the Disney Princesses chamber. They gasp when they notice her]
[from trailer; Ralph and Vanellope have come to see Yesss, because of Ralph's sudden Internet popularity]
Yesss: Shank is for real cool.
Ralph: Pfff! She is not! I'm the cool one, gettin' all the hearts.
Vanellope: [to Ralph] Why would I spend another second with you after what you did?
Ralph: [opening lines] Okay, my turn, my turn! Um, I got one.
Vanellope: Great, but can you make it a little more challenging this time?
Ralph: Okay, check this out. I spy with my little eye something yellow and round, and it eats dots.
Vanellope: Pfft! Seriously, Ralph?
Ralph: Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it.
Vanellope: Well, obviously it's Pac-Man!
Ralph: No! That's not - why is that obvious?
Vanellope: Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots.
Ralph: I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! I accept your apology.
Vanellope: Yeah, you're right. Okay, but was it Pac-Man?
Ralph: Yeah, you got me.
[from trailer; Vanellope sees how popups work]
Vanellope: That looks so fun! Can I be a popup? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?
Vanellope: Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?
Yesss: [annoyed] You're perfect!
[She gives Vanellope a popup board]
[Vanellope happily walks off with the board]
Vanellope: Thank you.
Cinderella: [admiring Vanellope's causal attire] Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.
Vanellope: Oh, this old thing?
Cinderella: Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.
Aurora: As would I.
Moana: Me too!
Elsa: So cool.
Rapunzel: Best outfit ever!
Ariel: Oh, I want one too, you guys!
Cinderella: I'll get my mice on this.
[the Disney logo comes up on a swirling screen while the transition portion from the Batman theme plays. When it comes back into frame, all the princesses are wearing casual clothing. Cinderella sprawls out on a beanbag]
Cinderella: [sighs] So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy.
[the Disney Princesses cheer for Vanellope]
Rapunzel: Yay, Vanellope.
[from a deleted scene: Q*bert comes back from the Internet, disturbed by something and saying something to himself over and over]
Vanellope: What's he saying, Felix?
Felix: He just keeps sayin' the word "Everything."
Announcer: And now, an exclusive sneak peek of Frozen 2. Click here.
[Just as Frozen 2 is about to play, the screen suddenly changes to Ralph singing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"]
Ralph: [singing] Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Ralph: Uh-huh! Why would I? I like you! You guys still sticking around? All right! Well, you're welcome to stay. There's not really any more surprises, but, you know. Good luck getting that song out of your head. It's a real earwig.
Ralph: Anyway, what else? Uh...
Felix: [Approaches to Ralph, sitting peacefully in the bench while watching the sunrise] Hey. You doing okay there Ralph?
Ralph: Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great.
Ralph: [as the arcade characters reporting to their games] Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, Buddy.
[as the two heads off to Fix-It Felix Jr., we zoom back into the plug of the Linkster Wi-Fi router, then we fade to the interior of the arcade section of Litwak's Family Fun Center, we fade to the doors outside, and finally the parking lot in which Del Litwak's car arrives for work, before cutting to the main title]
Vanellope: [as she enters OhMyDisney.com, like the other girls, with the BuzzTube pop-up on her shoulder] Jeez Lousie. This place is bonkers!
Vanellope: [as she ducks from the aprroaching Iron Man / Tony Stark] Whoa!
[the camera pans right from Vanellope to show the rest of the fan-site, as Iron Man is being chased by Tie Fighters from the Star Wars franchise]
Buzz Lightyear: [Archive voice] To infinity... and beyond!
Vanellope: [as she sees the Princesses] Aw, come on. Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame.
Eeyore: [offscreen] Hey,
[zooms out to reveal him]
Eeyore: easy there.
Vanellope: Oh I mean, no offense or anything.
[Vanellope softly pats Eeyore]
Vanellope: [heads off] Well, time to get to work.
[Chasing from the Stormtroopers, Vanellope passes through the catering table, which includes the shadow of Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, Heihei, and Grumpy]
Grumpy: Hey! Can't you read? "Cast Members Only".
[Someone knocks at the door]
C-3PO: [Comes through the door] Five minutes, Princesses.
C-3PO: Another "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quizlet starts in five minutes
[the Princesses groan as C-3PO leaves]
Jasmine: Okay, thank you.
Ralph: [waking up and sees Naveen winking at him] Oh, thanks Frogger.
[Ralph then notices himself surrounded by the princesses]
Ralph: Wait a minute. Who all are you?
Jasmine: We're friends of Vanellope's.
Elsa: Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's, is a friend of ours.
Moana: [pops up] You're welcome.
KnowsMore: Either you put all the clones in therapy,- not very realistic,- or the antivirus district is surrounded by a gate made from security software. If Vanellope could somehow lead all of the clones through the gate, they would be deleted all at once; sort of a co-dependent Pied Piper situation.
Vanellope: We know a pied piper!
Ralph: We do?
Ralph: But who is it?
[Vanellope hangs her head downward, and then Ralph finally gets it a moment later]
Ralph: Oh, you mean Yesss!