Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) Poster

Sarah Silverman: Vanellope



  • [from trailer; Ralph bursts into the little girl's iPad game, pushing past Vanellope] 

    Ralph : Outta my way, kid!

    [He starts feeding the bunny and the kitty pancakes and milkshakes] 

    Ralph : Pancake... milkshake... milkshake... I'm starting to understand why people like this game! Very zen. Milkshake!

    [Vanellope bursts through the double-sided doors with more pancakes] 

    Vanellope : Hey, look what I found! More pancakes!

    Ralph : Let's speed it up!

    [He starts feeding the bunny more pancakes] 

    Ralph : Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake! Eat, little bunny! Eat, eat!

    [Vanellope starts to look worried] 

    Vanellope : Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while.

    [the bunny is now horrifically obese and is stuffing another plate of pancakes into its mouth] 

    Ralph : No, the kitty gets the milkshake! The bunny gets the pancake!

    [the bunny forces another plate of pancakes in its mouth. We only see the little girl's reaction as it explodes. She screams] 

  • [from trailer; Cinderella breaks a glass slipper and wields it like a shiv at Vanellope] 

    Vanellope : Whoa, whoa, ladies! I'm a princess, too!

    Pocahontas : What kind of a princess are you?

    Vanellope : Uh...

    Rapunzel : Do you have magic hair?

    Vanellope : No.

    Elsa : Magic hands?

    Vanellope : No.

    Cinderella : Do animals talk to you?

    Vanellope : No.

    Snow White : Were you poisoned?

    Vanellope : No.

    Aurora , Tiana : Cursed?

    Vanellope : No!

    Rapunzel , Belle : Kidnapped or enslaved?

    Vanellope : No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

    Rapunzel : Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?

    Vanellope : Yes! What is up with that?

    Pocahontas , Rapunzel , Elsa , Aurora , Moana : She is a princess!

    [Snow White sings a few notes in delight] 

  • [from trailer] 

    Merida : [in a thick Scottish accent]  A' gi'd mah mammy a cake, she turned innta a big bear, n' mah auld yin tries tae dae her in! If that's not pure mess, a' don't know whit is!

    [Translation: I gave my mom a cake, she turned into a big bear. My old man tries to do her in. If that's not a pure mess, I don't know what is] 

    Vanellope : Uh...

    Moana : [to Vanellope]  We can't understand her.

    Anna : She's from the other studio.

    Vanellope : Ah.

  • [from trailer] 

    KnowsMore : Welcome to the Search Bar. What can I help you find today?

    Ralph : Umm...

    KnowsMore : Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami?

    Ralph : No.

    KnowsMore : Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?

    Ralph : Rrrrrr!

    KnowsMore : Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?

    Vanellope : [to Ralph]  I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.

    KnowsMore : My AutoFill is a touch aggressive today.

    Vanellope : Let me try. Take me to a website that's super intense and really nuts.

    KnowsMore : Oh, I only found one result.

  • Vanellope : [from trailer]  We are going to the internet!

    Ralph : Super exciting! Just one minor thing: what is an "internet"?

  • [from trailer] 

    Vanellope : Aw, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Barf!

    Eeyore : [offended]  Hey.

  • [from trailer] 

    Ralph : Shouldn't it be, "Ralph *Wrecks* the Internet"?

    Vanellope : Yes, since he is Wreck-It Ralph?

    Yesss : Uh, yeah, but "break the internet", it's like a thing.

    Ralph : Right, it's just "Wreck the Internet" kinda sounds better, doesn't it?

    Yesss : You're not wrong.

  • [from trailer] 

    Auctioneer : [at an eBay auction]  Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up: a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten.

    Ralph : It's like it's looking into my soul.

    Vanellope : Yeah, that one's really gonna haunt me for a while.

  • [from trailer] 

    Ralph : Hey, kid, wake up!

    Vanellope : [screams]  Ralph, what is wrong with you?

    Ralph : Start churnin' butter and put on your church shoes, little sister, cuz we're about to blast off!

    Vanellope : Ralph, what is it you're trying to say?

    Ralph : We're going to the internet.

  • [from trailer] 

    First Order Stormtrooper : [having spotted Vanellope]  You're coming with us, kid.

    [Vanellope flees from them and accidentally glitches into the Disney Princesses chamber. They gasp when they notice her] 

    Vanellope : Hi.

  • Ralph : [from trailer; Ralph is frustrated because of KnowsMore's AutoFill]  Looks like no-one put Humpty Dumpty together again. This guy's a little soft-boiled.

    Vanellope : I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.

    KnowsMore : Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's a touch aggressive, today.

    Vanellope : Let me try.

    [She clears her throat] 

    Vanellope : Ebay Sugar Rush steering wheel!

    [She slams the search button. KnowsMore convulses wildly and colours flash. He returns to normal] 

    KnowsMore : Oh. I only found one result for your query!

    [He shows the webpage for the steering wheel they need being sold on Ebay] 

    KnowsMore : Hmm. Isn't that interesting!

    Ralph : What? How did you-?

    Vanellope : Ah, the Internet's very intuitive.

    [to KnowsMore] 

    Vanellope : Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore!

    KnowsMore : Well, you're welcome.

  • [from trailer; Ralph and Vanellope have come to see Yesss, because of Ralph's sudden Internet popularity] 

    Yesss : Shank is for real cool.

    Vanellope : Right?

    Ralph : Pfff! She is not! I'm the cool one, gettin' all the hearts.

  • [from trailer; Vanellope sees how popups work] 

    Vanellope : That looks so fun! Can I be a popup? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?

    Yesss : Yes.

    Vanellope : Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?

    Yesss : [annoyed]  You're perfect!

    [She gives Vanellope a popup board] 

    Yesss : Here!

    [Vanellope happily walks off with the board] 

    Vanellope : Thank you.

See also

Release Dates | Official Sites | Company Credits | Filming & Production | Technical Specs

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